Strangest smell...

[Megafones]

In my room.

I've had this really weird smell for the past three or so days now, and I can't figure out for the life of me what the fuck it is. My room isn't overly dirty, I have carpet but it's not harvesting the smell or anything, It's like a smell thats just "around". I have a cat too, so the chances are she's shat in a really obscure place or covered the room in cat piss, but this smell, it doesn't smell of shit, I can only imagine it being like a week old turd but that would stop smelling after a while right ?

It's like a mixture between, really fucking nasty fart and rotting flesh, so for all I know it could be my infected colon crying out for help. But if I still have it tomorrow I'll have to do a fucking biohazard job on it and clear the whole room out.

[Thunderghost]

Cum

It's cum

[Megafones]

At 2/21/10 08:38 PM, Thunderghost wrote: Cum

It's cum

It's not cum, unless I jizz water vapour and it drifts off into the air, I doubt cum even has a smell.

[Mans0n]

I left wet picked mushrooms in some bags in my closet. and they rotted and smelled like fucking ass.
I couldn't figure out what the smell was untill I realized i had them in my closet.
SO never leave shit in your closet! or it will start to smell.

[Lucian-MK-IV]

Maybe your cat gave birth to a dead kitten and now it's lying somewhere, rotting.

[NeverHundred]

At 2/21/10 08:40 PM, Megafones wrote:

At 2/21/10 08:38 PM, Thunderghost wrote: Cum

It's cum

It's not cum, unless I jizz water vapour and it drifts off into the air, I doubt cum even has a smell.

Cum has a smell, but it's not exactly what you described.

Know what I've been smelling a lot lately. Copper, the nose bleeds are becoming more frequent. Must be the dry weather. Maybe you have something in the walls or under the floor that is the source of the smell!

[Megafones]

At 2/21/10 08:42 PM, Mans0n wrote: I left wet picked mushrooms in some bags in my closet. and they rotted and smelled like fucking ass.
I couldn't figure out what the smell was untill I realized i had them in my closet.
SO never leave shit in your closet! or it will start to smell.

It seriously smells like something has died in my room, and because it's sort of wafting every now and then I think it might be in the vents or somewhere right fucking under me, cause I can smell it at night too and it makes me fucking wretch.

[Monolight]

Have you seen your cat lately?

[DM692]

At 2/21/10 08:51 PM, Monolight wrote: Have you seen your cat lately?

This would have been rather epic if it was the first reply.

[Megafones]

At 2/21/10 08:51 PM, Monolight wrote: Have you seen your cat lately?

Yeah she's asleep on my bed, but I think I've figured out what the smell is, I had this little patch of mould on my wall a while back, but then it fucking snowed and got much colder so maybe it's spread like a cunt behind my wardrobe and I just cant see it, that's the only explanation I have, but again, I doubt it would smell to high heaven like this smell does.

My mum says it's like burning, and my dad says it's like a pet store, and I say its shitty asses.

[Mans0n]

At 2/21/10 08:47 PM, Megafones wrote:

At 2/21/10 08:42 PM, Mans0n wrote: I left wet picked mushrooms in some bags in my closet. and they rotted and smelled like fucking ass.
I couldn't figure out what the smell was untill I realized i had them in my closet.
SO never leave shit in your closet! or it will start to smell.

It seriously smells like something has died in my room, and because it's sort of wafting every now .

Hmm, It might be in your vents. do you have air conditioner or swamp cooler? because if you use a swamp cooler it can sometimes blow metallic wetdog-like smell.

[Megafones]

At 2/21/10 08:54 PM, Mans0n wrote:

At 2/21/10 08:47 PM, Megafones wrote:

At 2/21/10 08:42 PM, Mans0n wrote: I left wet picked mushrooms in some bags in my closet. and they rotted and smelled like fucking ass.
I couldn't figure out what the smell was untill I realized i had them in my closet.
SO never leave shit in your closet! or it will start to smell.

It seriously smells like something has died in my room, and because it's sort of wafting every now .

Hmm, It might be in your vents. do you have air conditioner or swamp cooler? because if you use a swamp cooler it can sometimes blow metallic wetdog-like smell.

No air conditioners or anything like that, but I have this small vent that's attached to the utility room opposite my room so it might be coming from in their, but I doubt it, it's always freezing cold in their and just smells of washing up powder. This ain't no wet dog smell, the only smell I can think of is flesh, just rotting, I've never smelled flesh before but I'm certain of it, this is something I haven't ever come across before, and it's sick.

[Fezz]

Has SomaGuye been in your room lately?

Pic related. He's so dirty looking, lolololol.

[Megafones]

LOL No not in a while, but I guess it could linger, for weeks on end. Seriously though, I can smell it all over the walls and my bed sheets and fucking everywhere, but that could mean there's a problem up my nose.

[bdash1990]

At 2/21/10 08:54 PM, Megafones wrote:
My mum says it's like burning, and my dad says it's like a pet store, and I say its shitty asses.

Bottle some of it and mail it to me.
i'll let you know what I think.
Until then, even if it's snowing outside, open your window. or stop complaining

[Megafones]

At 2/21/10 09:23 PM, bdash1990 wrote:

At 2/21/10 08:54 PM, Megafones wrote:
My mum says it's like burning, and my dad says it's like a pet store, and I say its shitty asses.

Bottle some of it and mail it to me.
i'll let you know what I think.
Until then, even if it's snowing outside, open your window. or stop complaining

It stopped snowing ages ago, and I can't bottle it, but I'll have to just air out the whole place and hoover everything and get it all clean, and what's pissing me off is I can smell it RIGHT NOW.

[Timmy]

Awhile ago, my roommate and I were positive that some raccoon had crawled under the floorboards and died below out room - the smell was THAT bad, and getting worse by the day.

So one day, fighting back nausea and the urge to flee, we finally tracked down the smell to a closet. Inside was nothing but a few stacks of books...so we started to take out the books, the smell growing in pungency, until we found this wrapped-up month-old turkey sandwich. It had turned black and was almost liquefied.

Probably one of the more disgusting discoveries in my life.

[Megafones]

At 2/21/10 09:28 PM, lemonsourkid wrote:

At 2/21/10 08:36 PM, Megafones wrote: I can only imagine it being like a week old turd but that would stop smelling after a while right ?

Yeaaaaah no.

I thought the shit would just go hard and I'd get used to the smell, but this is fresh and has been for a good few days, it keeps coming around.

[Fleuve]

Maybe its mold.. Or the pee in the carpet from all those golden showers you gave yourself.

[Megafones]

At 2/21/10 09:30 PM, lemonsourkid wrote:

At 2/21/10 09:29 PM, Timmy wrote: ...this wrapped-up month-old turkey sandwich. It had turned black and was almost liquefied.

Thanks for the mental image.

That's nothing when I was helping my teacher clear out her old classroom, there was an old desk in the back of the closet with a sandwich wrapper. I opened up the sandwich wrapper and it puffed up with this chalky powder, I looked inside and it was just full of mould and there were these disgusting bubbles full of black sludge inside and the sides of the bag were lined with what looked like pubes.I had to carry it for at least a few minutes til I found a bin, I felt sick for the rest of the day.

IT WAS JUST LIKE THIS [CLICKY]

[DP]

Good luck with that one, what do you want us to do? Someone sad that your cat gave birth, you shouldn't consult newgrounds.

[Megafones]

At 2/21/10 09:46 PM, DP36 wrote: Good luck with that one, what do you want us to do? Someone sad that your cat gave birth, you shouldn't consult newgrounds.

Both my cats have been neutered, they can't have babies.

[Luis]

maybe you have a mouse that died inside the walls, maybe your cat killed it or mortally wounded it and it died inside the wall somewhere. Thats one reason i hate the poison food mouse traps cause it doesnt instantly kill it they go off and die somewhere where you have to tear open the wall and get it out.

[Dogmeat]

At 2/21/10 09:29 PM, Timmy wrote: Probably one of the more disgusting discoveries in my life.

Once my friend took an old sandwich he found in his locker and decided to hide it under the secretly removable floor panel and left it there for over half a year, the smell was enough to make a few people down the hall puke the instant they smelled it.

[bdash1990]

At 2/21/10 09:42 PM, Megafones wrote:

That's nothing when...

you must be british.

[Megafones]

At 2/21/10 09:58 PM, Luis wrote: maybe you have a mouse that died inside the walls, maybe your cat killed it or mortally wounded it and it died inside the wall somewhere. Thats one reason i hate the poison food mouse traps cause it doesnt instantly kill it they go off and die somewhere where you have to tear open the wall and get it out.

Again, sorry to dissapoint but this isn't the answer. See a few months ago now, my cat Lola was badly hurt and she hasn't been out since, she's too frightened, and her sister Lily doesn't go out much either now, the two of them just stay inside and sleep. They used to bring dead rats to the back door all the time but Lola's accident was like September time so it's been a long time since they've really done anything.

[BlueChel5]

Wow, I have no clue either.Good luck on your bio-hazard job.

[hangover-lad]

Maybe it's that murdered male prostitute you stuffed under your bed...