Ways to fuck with people you hate

[mushroomn]

#1: Crash a party with a bunch of douche bags you hate, call 911 on the house phone and leave a phone on the table then take some beer and leave satisfied as all hell.

I did this last night, and the dumb fucks never figured out it was me! I'm a bad ASS

Lets build the ultimate list to fuck with these douche bags

[SadisticAI]

#2) If they have tequila or vodka, put it in another container and replace it with water.

[Lorkas]

Wow I can't believe it was you Chris you fucking asshole.

Man we'll fuck you up so hard tomorrow...

[mushroomn]

At 2/20/10 05:59 PM, Lorkas wrote: Wow I can't believe it was you Chris you fucking asshole.

Man we'll fuck you up so hard tomorrow...

fuck you A-hole. I don't take orders from you everyday!

[DarthRacoon]

So <insert name of dude you hate here> hows that secret homosexual attraction thing working out for ya? You spend the rest of the night telling everyone how he's making advances on you.

Come morning time he'll be crucified.

[Makakaov]

3. Call police for illegal downloads. (I'm pretty sure that everyone had something llegal on their computerz).

4. Order Shitload of Pizza to his adress from telephone booth so noone knows who did it

5. Old shit in burning bag joke (put shit in paper bag, put it in from of victim's door, burn it, knock. Victim should try to extinguish fire with shoes)

6. If there's a party in victim's house, put as many things as you can to victim's microwave (make sure nobody's around it. It may explode depending what you put in there)

7. Replace victim's shampoo with Hydrogen Peroxide (will completly destroy victim's hair and turn it very blondy-blonde)

8. Pee on victim's windows

9. Spray swastikas on Victims house

10. Send spammy swearing letters (real letters. In papers) to anyone claiming that victim sends it (You know... the one who sends... dunno that word in english)

11. Good ol' kick me joke

12. Phone to victim at 3 am from telephone booth.

If topic will still exist, gonna think about more later.

[M-Y]

take a shit on his face when he's sleeping

[Makakaov]

13. Send some porno or sex toy to victims house. Make sure that parents/girlfriend/boyfriend is at home and will see it (You can disguise yourself and deliver it directly as courier).

[mushroomn]

At 2/20/10 06:23 PM, M-Y wrote: take a shit on his face when he's sleeping

I do that to my girlfriend!

[GenericName54]

At 2/20/10 05:57 PM, SadisticAI wrote: #2) If they have tequila or vodka, put it in another container and replace it with water.

They'll still get drunk. If you give a bunch of retarded ass frat boys a container of fruit punch and tell them it's beer, they'll still get drunk.

[Makakaov]

when victim is alone (most likely in a room), disguised as terrorist ump int place with some fake realistic-looking gun, and yell at him like " on the ground!" or "Give me all your money!".

Fun if victim wets pants.

[Retrospective]

At 2/20/10 06:38 PM, Makakaov wrote: when victim is alone (most likely in a room), disguised as terrorist ump int place with some fake realistic-looking gun, and yell at him like " on the ground!" or "Give me all your money!".

Fun if victim wets pants.

That nearly workedf or me. Unfortunatley, I hit the kid on the back of the head and knocked him out.
I nearly got suspended

[Makakaov]

At 2/20/10 06:41 PM, Madnath75 wrote:

At 2/20/10 06:38 PM, Makakaov wrote: when victim is alone (most likely in a room), disguised as terrorist ump int place with some fake realistic-looking gun, and yell at him like " on the ground!" or "Give me all your money!".

Fun if victim wets pants.

That nearly workedf or me. Unfortunatley, I hit the kid on the back of the head and knocked him out.
I nearly got suspended

when striking head, attack forehead. There skull is thicker and give a bit more protection from bashes. You could also try to hit in temple, but this can end u pretty bad since kid can get stunned for a while.

[Retrospective]

At 2/20/10 06:45 PM, Makakaov wrote: when striking head, attack forehead. There skull is thicker and give a bit more protection from bashes.

That wont really work. The temple is right next to it. One misplaced hit would down the fucker. and it really doesnt have to be hard. trust me

[Arkez]

na man what u really got to do is make the guy you hate the most fall in love with you and question his sexuality. then while hes vulnerable have sex with him and video it then spread it through the web so everyone thinks hes gay. remember though you will have destroy your own sexuality and reputation but we all have to sacrifice something when we do something epic. i should know. ive been there and done that.

[Scarface]

Wait till he falls asleep, then put your dick in his mouth and take a picture. After doing this, print hundreds of copies and put them all over your town, especially in his school.

Hell, if you want, create a website about him featuring this picture.

[jord113]

you could beat them up

[Retrospective]

At 2/20/10 06:49 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Wait till he falls asleep, then put your dick in his mouth and take a picture. After doing this, print hundreds of copies and put them all over your town, especially in his school.

Hell, if you want, create a website about him featuring this picture.

Just remember not to say it's your dick

[jord113]

At 2/20/10 06:57 PM, Madnath75 wrote:

At 2/20/10 06:49 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Wait till he falls asleep, then put your dick in his mouth and take a picture. After doing this, print hundreds of copies and put them all over your town, especially in his school.

Hell, if you want, create a website about him featuring this picture.

Just remember not to say it's your dick

but in the picture they dont see you they only see a dick

but you would have to live with that, the thought of being gay

[Retrospective]

At 2/20/10 06:59 PM, jord113 wrote: but in the picture they dont see you they only see a dick

but you would have to live with that, the thought of being gay

But people would ask: How you obtained pictures
Who's penis it was
Why were you there with a camera

[jord113]

At 2/20/10 07:03 PM, Madnath75 wrote:

At 2/20/10 06:59 PM, jord113 wrote: but in the picture they dont see you they only see a dick

but you would have to live with that, the thought of being gay

But people would ask: How you obtained pictures
Who's penis it was
Why were you there with a camera

true

[Makakaov]

At 2/20/10 06:48 PM, Madnath75 wrote:

At 2/20/10 06:45 PM, Makakaov wrote: when striking head, attack forehead. There skull is thicker and give a bit more protection from bashes.

That wont really work. The temple is right next to it. One misplaced hit would down the fucker. and it really doesnt have to be hard. trust me

No, no no. I have writen there about temple. Not t hit it. The point is to hit in forehead. From front. If you're attacking with stock, you can't miss.

And those all shooting smartasses: Shooting in head isn't confirmed kill. Many former NKVD officers tell that on massive executions when shooting in Occipital bone, many people survived so they got buried alive. The point is efectivity. (remember that bullet weapons are just tools to shoot little peaces of lead very fast to crush things in it's way. Like improved crossbow which s improved bow. Crushed skull doesn't mean kill).

[Retrospective]

At 2/20/10 07:08 PM, Makakaov wrote: No, no no. I have writen there about temple. Not t hit it. The point is to hit in forehead. From front. If you're attacking with stock, you can't miss.

And those all shooting smartasses: Shooting in head isn't confirmed kill. Many former NKVD officers tell that on massive executions when shooting in Occipital bone, many people survived so they got buried alive. The point is efectivity. (remember that bullet weapons are just tools to shoot little peaces of lead very fast to crush things in it's way. Like improved crossbow which s improved bow. Crushed skull doesn't mean kill).

I know what you mean. It's just in a situation when you dont wat them to see it's not a real gun it's not the greatest to give them a close up. Also, if you got a crushed skull, you won't normally survive, unless it's slight, if that makes sense

[bman200]

If you go to a private school with little kids like I do, go Elementary and keep poking them and saying "Why?" over and over again. Extremely gay, but really affective.

[jord113]

At 2/20/10 07:08 PM, madnath75 wrote: No, no no. I have writen there about temple. Not t hit it. The point is to hit in forehead. From front. If you're attacking with stock, you can't miss.

Also, if you got a crushed skull, you won't normally survive, unless it's slight, if that makes sense

yes it does make sense

[Makakaov]

At 2/20/10 07:12 PM, Madnath75 wrote: I know what you mean. It's just in a situation when you dont wat them to see it's not a real gun it's not the greatest to give them a close up. Also, if you got a crushed skull, you won't normally survive, unless it's slight, if that makes sense

Yea, i know But when fucking with people i hate when atacking i don't aim forehead :P. If it were joke ofc i would. But in real fights i always strike temple or eyes.

Also that shit about NKVD - wrong topic :P.

[Retrospective]

At 2/20/10 07:15 PM, bman200 wrote: If you go to a private school with little kids like I do, go Elementary and keep poking them and saying "Why?" over and over again. Extremely gay, but really affective.

That read 12 on my gayometer

and it only goes to ten, wtf?!?

[Hedzshot01]

this...

[hostility13]

At 2/20/10 05:55 PM, mushroomn wrote: #1: Crash a party with a bunch of douche bags you hate, call 911 on the house phone and leave a phone on the table then take some beer and leave satisfied as all hell.

I did this last night, and the dumb fucks never figured out it was me! I'm a bad ASS

Lets build the ultimate list to fuck with these douche bags

y the fuck would u break up a perfectly nice party, u call the cops to a party, ur how old? thats gotta be the faggiest thing ive ever heard of

[jord113]

At 2/20/10 08:36 PM, hostility13 wrote:

y the fuck would u break up a perfectly nice party, u call the cops to a party, ur how old? thats gotta be the faggiest thing ive ever heard of

its called FUCKING WITH PEOPLE YOU HATE