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K guys uncle religion forums here !

Yeah i got rejected... i became a preist over at ebaums ... but now im back to bring audio back !

....

i don't know why i actually read all the posts here...

but you, sir, win...alot

At 2/20/10 02:17 PM, RKthrilla wrote: Oh god what.

the portals and forums having family fights and mental breakdowns, apparently.

At 2/20/10 02:16 PM, Religion-Forum wrote: K guys uncle religion forums here

Thanks for bringing me back to life, Religion-Forum.

I'm going to fucking kill you, Flash-Forum. I'm fucking PREGNANT. With your child.

At 2/20/10 02:18 PM, Lit-Portal wrote:

At 2/20/10 02:16 PM, Religion-Forum wrote: K guys uncle religion forums here

Thanks for bringing me back to life, Religion-Forum.

I'm going to fucking kill you, Flash-Forum. I'm fucking PREGNANT. With your child.

Oh fuck. DAD HELP ME!

How is your alt escapade going eva--- oops. I said too much.

I get it... It took me long enough, but many lols have been had.

Fucking hell, I had no idea there were so much untaken usernames like this. Unless these alts are created by the staff (which, by the style of writing, I'm assuming they're not), I have no idea why they weren't all taken before.

At 2/20/10 12:39 PM, AngryCat wrote: I GET IT

Stole my line >:|

At 2/20/10 02:18 PM, Lit-Portal wrote:

At 2/20/10 02:16 PM, Religion-Forum wrote: K guys uncle religion forums here

Thanks for bringing me back to life, Religion-Forum.

I'm going to fucking kill you, Flash-Forum. I'm fucking PREGNANT. With your child.

DUN-DUN-DUUNNNNNN
The plot thickens...

Im sorry i couldnt bring audio back , im a failure of a holy man but this time im not running away , im goign to help this family get on the straight and holy narrow

At 2/20/10 02:18 PM, Lit-Portal wrote:

At 2/20/10 02:16 PM, Religion-Forum wrote: K guys uncle religion forums here

Thanks for bringing me back to life, Religion-Forum.

I'm going to fucking kill you, Flash-Forum. I'm fucking PREGNANT. With your child.

Abort it, you little slut!
My son has enough to worry about without some new forum!

According to my calculations, I'm 99.9999% sure the mods are behind this!

At 2/20/10 02:29 PM, Religion-Forum wrote: Im sorry i couldnt bring audio back , im a failure of a holy man but this time im not running away , im goign to help this family get on the straight and holy narrow

You don't even fucking exist.

At 2/20/10 02:29 PM, NewGrounds-BBS wrote:

At 2/20/10 02:18 PM, Lit-Portal wrote:

At 2/20/10 02:16 PM, Religion-Forum wrote: K guys uncle religion forums here

Thanks for bringing me back to life, Religion-Forum.

I'm going to fucking kill you, Flash-Forum. I'm fucking PREGNANT. With your child.

Abort it, you little slut!
My son has enough to worry about without some new forum!

Damn it! Dad I just came back with the results of the pregnancy test. Apparently, she's having twins. The weird thing is, YOU AND FLASH ARE BOTH THE FATHERS!

At 2/20/10 02:32 PM, Flash-Portal wrote:

At 2/20/10 02:29 PM, Religion-Forum wrote: Im sorry i couldnt bring audio back , im a failure of a holy man but this time im not running away , im goign to help this family get on the straight and holy narrow

You don't even fucking exist.

THAT is an unholy act against christ our lord
*AAARRRGHVGWUJNSNK JWSKDUH BKA<K!!"EIUH£*
Buhdda FTW !

the fuck just happened PLOT TWIST !

At 2/20/10 02:33 PM, Video-Games-Forum wrote:

Damn it! Dad I just came back with the results of the pregnancy test. Apparently, she's having twins. The weird thing is, YOU AND FLASH ARE BOTH THE FATHERS!

I was afraid this would happen.
And Lit, I'm sorry... I have AIDS.

At 2/20/10 02:29 PM, NewGrounds-BBS wrote: Abort it, you little slut!
My son has enough to worry about without some new forum!

Fuck you, I'm keeping the baby and raising it with ArmorGames! Sorry, Flash-Forum, I was cheating on you too.

Fuck you all.

Lets see how youre getting along so fa- HOLY SHIT YOURE ALL STILL FUCKED UP!

At 2/20/10 02:34 PM, Religion-Forum wrote:

At 2/20/10 02:32 PM, Flash-Portal wrote:

At 2/20/10 02:29 PM, Religion-Forum wrote: Im sorry i couldnt bring audio back , im a failure of a holy man but this time im not running away , im goign to help this family get on the straight and holy narrow

You don't even fucking exist.

THAT is an unholy act against christ our lord

face it , you dont

*AAARRRGHVGWUJNSNK JWSKDUH BKA<K!!"EIUH£*
Buhdda FTW !

It seems like the good preist here has schitzophrenia *gasp*

At 2/20/10 02:34 PM, Twilight wrote: Art Portal plz.

Also someone be the NG Store and complain about AdBlock.

Hey! Sometimes we need it :( Honest!

At 2/20/10 02:35 PM, Lit-Portal wrote:

At 2/20/10 02:29 PM, NewGrounds-BBS wrote: Abort it, you little slut!
My son has enough to worry about without some new forum!

Fuck you, I'm keeping the baby and raising it with ArmorGames! Sorry, Flash-Forum, I was cheating on you too.

Fuck you all.

Please dont leave me , who will i get me script fix from D: i know im a little old for you but please PLEASE dont leave , ive always secretly loved you !

At 2/20/10 02:33 PM, Video-Games-Forum wrote: Damn it! Dad I just came back with the results of the pregnancy test. Apparently, she's having twins. The weird thing is, YOU AND FLASH ARE BOTH THE FATHERS!

Dad... You were fucking my girlfriend?

What next? Are you going to tell me you've been sucking Politics as well?!

At 2/20/10 02:35 PM, Lit-Portal wrote:

At 2/20/10 02:29 PM, NewGrounds-BBS wrote: Abort it, you little slut!
My son has enough to worry about without some new forum!

Fuck you, I'm keeping the baby and raising it with ArmorGames! Sorry, Flash-Forum, I was cheating on you too.

Fuck you all.

Don't goooooooo! Remember all those fun times we had when we were little when we'd make grilled cheese and replace Generals vitamins with ritalin? Who will I do that with now?!

Guess what?

At 2/20/10 02:37 PM, Animation-Forum wrote:

At 2/20/10 02:35 PM, Lit-Portal wrote:

At 2/20/10 02:29 PM, NewGrounds-BBS wrote: Abort it, you little slut!
My son has enough to worry about without some new forum!

Fuck you, I'm keeping the baby and raising it with ArmorGames! Sorry, Flash-Forum, I was cheating on you too.

Fuck you all.

Please dont leave me , who will i get me script fix from D: i know im a little old for you but please PLEASE dont leave , ive always secretly loved you !

I need to have a word with you. What the fuck is wrong with you, letting all of your artists post shit like this?

At 2/20/10 02:39 PM, SteelChair wrote: isn't lit your sister!?!

No, that's disgusting.

At 2/20/10 02:43 PM, Flash-Portal wrote:

At 2/20/10 02:39 PM, SteelChair wrote: isn't lit your sister!?!

No, that's disgusting.

Was she adopted?

At 2/20/10 02:43 PM, Flash-Portal wrote:

At 2/20/10 02:39 PM, SteelChair wrote: isn't lit your sister!?!

No, that's disgusting.

Dad never told you?

Ha , all you whiney fucks , you get all the publicity in the known fucking world , UP links , frontpage deskjobs , the works , and what do i get ? i get one tiny fucking button in the left of the toolbar .

Fuck flash - portal at least people cant block out your ads , my lil brother NG ads is always getting shoved out all the fun and hes all alone because of popular brats like you that dont know what they have.