At 2/19/10 04:22 AM, tommo5652 wrote: omfg this is so easy i cant believe noone has come up with a logical answer, music cant kill you, reading cant kill you, looking at objects cant kill you, lying down in bed cant kill you, blinking cant kill you, talking cant kill you, smiling cant kill you, frowning cant kill you. the list just goes on and on
Verbs then? I don't think we're counting verbs.
Holding your breath for a long time CAN'T kill you
A single strand of hair cannot kill you, and a single speck of dust cannot kill you. The stars can't kill you, the moon can't kill you, the clouds cant kill you.
At 2/18/10 09:36 PM, HFR wrote: Oh and a guinea pig on the other side of the world can't kill me.
BULLSHIT! What if I flew that little furry bastard to space, then fired it from a satelite, starit at your head?
Yah, I think that could kill... maybe...
Also oxygen is definatly deadly.
At 2/18/10 11:18 PM, douchfree420 wrote: WEED to many fucking middle class idiotcans cant prove it can kill you but say its dangerous a real american can understand freedom to life liberty and HAPPINESS
If you are filled in an air tight room, and then started smokeing about an ounce of weed, I'm almost certain that you'd die, or have a panic attack from the lack of air in your blood, WEED CAN BE FATAL...! only in short term...
At 2/18/10 11:27 PM, Fuhjem wrote: Carrot through the eye
OH HAAII!
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At 2/19/10 04:22 AM, tommo5652 wrote: ...music cant kill you...
If you play it loud enough it can.
...reading cant kill you...
It can if you read the... NECRONOMICON!!!!
...looking at objects cant kill you...
If you look at a bullet flying towards your head then you will certainly die.
...lying down in bed cant kill you...
Depends on the bed. A spike bed is deadly if handled improperly.
...blinking cant kill you...
It may result in spontaneous combustion. I've seen it happen.
...talking cant kill you...
Yes it can if you say things you've read in the NECRONOMICON!!!!
...smiling cant kill you...
Try smiling all the time. Eventually your body won't be able to take it anymore and your head will explode.
...frowning cant kill you...
See smiling.
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At 2/19/10 07:10 AM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote:...smiling cant kill you...Try smiling all the time. Eventually your body won't be able to take it anymore and your head will explode.
Funny, but I can go one better, furiously smiling at a funeral can get you killed.
...frowning cant kill you...See smiling.
Having the biggest frown at a wedding of the worlds strongest man while he trips on cocain can get you killed.
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a aint can not kill, leaf, unless of course its a massive killer leaf
A gun. Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
A feather, wool, cotton, a whole lot of things. You could conceivably choke on 'em, sure, but other than that I don't know.
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At 2/19/10 04:22 AM, tommo5652 wrote: omfg this is so easy i cant believe noone has come up with a logical answer, music cant kill you, reading cant kill you, looking at objects cant kill you, lying down in bed cant kill you, blinking cant kill you, talking cant kill you, smiling cant kill you, frowning cant kill you. the list just goes on and on
One: If music is loud enough (200 decibels or more), it can kill you.
Two: The rest of those are activities, not things. Reading can't kill you, but you could get killed by a book (say a book was standing upright, and you fell neck-first onto it, and crushed your windpipe).
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At 2/18/10 09:30 PM, DrClay wrote: Oxygen can't kill
Actually, pure oxygen CAN kill.
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Words can't kill.
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At 2/19/10 07:49 AM, tally22 wrote: a aint can not kill, leaf, unless of course its a massive killer leaf
Yes a ant can kill you. You can either be allergic to the poison or get bitten enough times you can die. A leaf can too, if it comes off a plant that you are allergic to.
A road can't kill you.
Dreaming can't kill you.
Flash animations can't kill me but can kill other people that have epilepsy.
At 2/19/10 07:49 AM, tally22 wrote: a aint can not kill, leaf, unless of course its a massive killer leaf
I'm going to assume that is "ant".
Anyway, what if your allergic to ants?
And a small leaf can cut a major vein and you bleed out.
At 11/22/10 06:51 PM, yonokowhat wrote:
: I put my finger up my bum and it smelt of poo
: bad sign?
At 2/18/10 10:07 PM, RushGSP wrote: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, STRONGER FASTER, omg Kanye West song is awesomee
NO. Daft punk > Kanye west
Nothing can kill me because i have 9,999 HP with auto-revive spammed and infinite MP pots also being spammed.
I was going to say that marijuana can never kill you, but then I went over to Ebaumsworld and I saw a video featuring this guy who had in fact been killed by marijuana, but only because he was beat up by police and he choked on it, so I guess technically marijuana can kill you.
I'm thinking oxygen could kill you, if you had an excessive amout and your lungs exploded or something.
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LSD can't kill you.
Well if you're that one guy...
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At 2/18/10 11:50 PM, stiller wrote:
Elvis Presley cannot kill me.
hes dead ya bum
At 2/18/10 09:30 PM, DrClay wrote: Oxygen can't kill
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozone
Ozone is toxic to you.
At 2/18/10 09:36 PM, DrClay wrote:At 2/18/10 09:34 PM, Corpus-Delicti wrote:I don't consider that Oxygen killing you, I would consider it stupidity, being the fact that someone doesn't know how to breath properly...At 2/18/10 09:30 PM, DrClay wrote: Oxygen can't killToo much rushing into your lungs can actually suffocate you or even pop your lungs...
lmao.
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At 2/18/10 09:30 PM, DrClay wrote: Oxygen can't kill
Wrong. Oxygen bubbles can clot and kill.
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Everything can kill you, it just depends on what you mean by "kill", do you have to be killed by it directly?
That's unbloody British that is!
Technically, there is really only one thing in this world that can kill you, and that is the stopping of your bodily functions. If our bodily functions never stopped, we would never die; we could do what ever we want without the ultimate consequence.
It's like the saying, "Guns don't kill people; big, gaping holes in organs do."
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