What would you do?

[BrainlessDan]

Okay answer me this, say you are in a store and you are the only person there other than the cashier. Then out of no wheres a guy comes into the store and points a gun at the cashier and tells her to give him all the money. The guy has no idea you are in the store, what do you do?

[NoxDexus]

Sneak behind him and rape him with my Giant Cock Of Might!

[EpicBeardMan]

Point the gun at the guy and ask for a 50% share.

[Slosha69]

I would sneak up behind him, take the gun, and then rob the store myself.

[Wolfos]

At 2/18/10 03:13 PM, EpicBeardMan wrote: Point the gun at the guy and ask for a 50% share.

you're pointing a gun at him and still you're willing to share?

[ghdude85]

probably sneak out in my cardboard box

[RazorWingZero]

Call the police and get the hell out of there.

[Psycho666]

I loudly announce my presence from behind a snack rack and shout," good sir, if you toss me all the cartons of cigarettes behind the counter I shall kick the clerk in the nuts!"

[KKSlider60]

I'd fire mah lazor on the armed guy.

[Chdonga]

Take a nearby six pack, break a bottle and stab him to death.

[Gateau]

I'd probably stay hidden until he leaves. It'd be too risky to try and take him down or something because you could put yourself in danger.

[BrainlessDan]

At 2/18/10 03:23 PM, Gateau wrote: I'd probably stay hidden until he leaves. It'd be too risky to try and take him down or something because you could put yourself in danger.

Yes, but what is the cashier is hot, she might be so grateful that you saved her, she would return the favor if you know what i mean.

[xKiRiLLx]

I would attempt to disarm him and keep on the floor until the cops arrive.

k-man saves the day

[Gateau]

At 2/18/10 03:26 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: Yes, but what is the cashier is hot, she might be so grateful that you saved her, she would return the favor if you know what i mean.

Regardless on weather or not I saved her, she'll blow me anyway, because I'm just that awesome.

[Corpus-Delicti]

I'd just go about my normal buisiness of buying chips, just let the guy take the money.

[BrainlessDan]

At 2/18/10 03:40 PM, BasementBeginnings wrote: Take the robber's gun, run to your house, drag you to the basement and shoot your fucking head.

I don't have a basement, see now there is a huge hole in your plan.

[FireWOLF109]

smash the hardest thing in the store against the thief

[BrockManson]

Pick up a six-pack and clout him round the head with it from behind.

Then make out with the hawt clerk and feel her bewbz.

[dogpup4]

Get my removable cock and stab him with it.

[zen64]

I'd grab a beer bottle and hit him with it. But in reality I would do jack shit, if the burglar looks back even once I'm screwed.

[Fox]

I would like to tell myself I would tackle him or bash something against his head in some heroic fashion, but in all reality I would probably hide and cower in the corner until he leaves.

[Boss]

Grab a bag of Fritos and leave

[Scarface]

Hick him in the balls from behind.

[deathofghosts]

i would stay in the back and hope to god he dose not come back here

[NerdLiife]

Secretly tbag him from behind and then say "i have a gun too ;)" then kick him in his coinpurse.

[Jonners]

I would use whatever deadly objects were conviniently on the shelves next to me like a bad adventure film to attack the robber. Then demand extensive payment from the clerk claiming that someone had hired me to protect him and had told me that the clerk would pay. He wouldn't be able to say no as I just saved his life an am still brandishing the deadly weapon.

Karma Points +2 for life saving,
Karma Points -1 for lying.

[Lucy]

Phone the police..

[BrainlessDan]

At 2/18/10 05:06 PM, Lucy wrote: Phone the police..

Yes, but by the time the police get there he would have done robbed the place and got away.

[Drake]

Rape/molest him. Seriously. If executed correctly, I would get the weapon and hold the criminal there until the police arrive. The only question would be, is raping a criminal in self-defense a crime itself?

[Shabbo]

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