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How to stretch your asshole Feb. 16th, 2010 @ 08:51 PM Reply

First off, this thread has nothing to do with goatsee, I know this fact will dispoint a few.

Ok, the past few days Ive been using the restroom without my pants on my ankles, you know how you pull your pants down but don't take them completly off? Yeah, I took them off completly.

Well, after a few dies I tried taking a poo with my pants back on, but it seemed a little akward a a little bit harder to accomplish.

I wonder if you keep doing this, your butthole will stretch out so much, that you wont be able to poo with your pants on your ankles again.

Any opinions?
You are welcome to try.

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Response to How to stretch your asshole Feb. 16th, 2010 @ 08:53 PM Reply

get a tube to shove up there when its open.


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Response to How to stretch your asshole Feb. 16th, 2010 @ 08:53 PM Reply

Are you sure it wasn't just the feeling of getting readjusted to having your pants around your ankles?


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Response to How to stretch your asshole Feb. 16th, 2010 @ 08:53 PM Reply

At 2/16/10 08:53 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Are you sure it wasn't just the feeling of getting readjusted to having your pants around your ankles?

I am certainly not shure.


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Response to How to stretch your asshole Feb. 16th, 2010 @ 08:54 PM Reply

When is someone going to make a 'How to Goatse' thread?

It's the kind of skill to take to a job interview.

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Response to How to stretch your asshole Feb. 16th, 2010 @ 08:54 PM Reply

Buttsecks!


Cockz and whatnot

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Response to How to stretch your asshole Feb. 16th, 2010 @ 08:55 PM Reply

At 2/16/10 08:51 PM, Thunderghost wrote: Well, after a few dies..., blah blah blah...

Huh? I didn't know you could die multiple times?

HOW INCREDIBLY INTERESTING!

Don't be STOOPID!

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Response to How to stretch your asshole Feb. 16th, 2010 @ 08:55 PM Reply

Um, could you try to re-word that so i can understand.

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Response to How to stretch your asshole Feb. 16th, 2010 @ 08:57 PM Reply

Well if you're stretching your asshole, I don't see how you could poo with less ease.

But first off, I want you to re-write your sentence, It's like some forbidden language.


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Response to How to stretch your asshole Feb. 16th, 2010 @ 08:59 PM Reply

At 2/16/10 08:51 PM, Thunderghost wrote: First off, this thread has nothing to do with goatsee, I know this fact will dispoint a few.

*Back click.


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Response to How to stretch your asshole Feb. 16th, 2010 @ 09:00 PM Reply

First off, i'm dissapointed by the fact that this is not about goatsee. Moving on however... i have a question. Didn't you simply start taking bigger shits??


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Response to How to stretch your asshole Feb. 16th, 2010 @ 09:03 PM Reply

At 2/16/10 09:00 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: First off, i'm dissapointed by the fact that this is not about goatsee. Moving on however... i have a question. Didn't you simply start taking bigger shits??

Yes, because my legs were more free.
Which letting more poo come out at once you seE?


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Response to How to stretch your asshole Feb. 16th, 2010 @ 09:03 PM Reply

So taking fo your pants stretches your asshole?

I dunt geddit.

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Response to How to stretch your asshole Feb. 16th, 2010 @ 09:10 PM Reply

At 2/16/10 09:03 PM, IronPirate wrote: So taking fo your pants stretches your asshole?

I dunt geddit.

Because your legs spread out more, and so does your asshole, letting more poo out, thus stretching your asshole.


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Response to How to stretch your asshole Feb. 16th, 2010 @ 09:11 PM Reply

I was trying to find some answers to this question and this is by far the most interesting thing i found.


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