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Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-15 20:53:56 Reply

I am not a person who eats fast food on a regular basis. When I can, I usually order a large curly fries from Jack In the Box, and something else. But I have one gripe: Do not touch my fucking curly fries, you son of a whore

Considering this is a delicacy for me, and I rarely get to enjoy them, I'm not willing to share. When I say 'don't touch', I don't mean that jokingly. I mean I will head dunk you into the fryer these fries came from.

If I were a fat jolly fellow who eats crap but delicious food regularly, sure I'd share. But most of the time I am in better shape than you, so fuck off


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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-15 20:54:59 Reply

i read the title as " don't touch my foot, you cunt " ...
and the curly fries threw me off...

und confused me...

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-15 20:55:03 Reply

Hey can i have some onion rings?


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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-15 20:59:02 Reply

this thread has no point...and id still take your damn curly fries


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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-15 21:00:05 Reply

Greed is a sin, you're now a sinner. I hope you don't live in a Christian family.


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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-15 21:00:20 Reply

I'm hungry and disappointed...

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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-15 21:00:55 Reply

So...we now know that we shouldn't take your fries. Now what?


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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-15 22:37:40 Reply

but stollen food tastes so much better


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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-15 22:40:29 Reply

I think most people will back off if you tell them that you're not willing to share. They should. If they don't, tell them off.


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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-15 22:47:17 Reply

Wait, what if you were to smother jello over your dick?


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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-15 22:51:12 Reply

At 2/15/10 08:54 PM, 111122223138 wrote: i read the title as " don't touch my foot, you cunt " ...
and the curly fries threw me off...
und confused me...

Let me touch your feet.

Don't touch my food, you cunt


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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-15 22:54:52 Reply

I hate it when people steal my french fries.


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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-15 23:36:06 Reply

The only thing I like at Jack in the Crack is the curly fries and the Oreo shake. Eveything eles makes me wanna hurl


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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-15 23:37:25 Reply

Fast food is like a drug. No wonder you are so hostile towards the food itself lol.


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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-15 23:39:49 Reply

At 2/15/10 11:37 PM, Saxturbation wrote: Fast food is like a drug. No wonder you are so hostile towards the food itself lol.

I know some pot smokers who talk about how they don't want people touching their weed, so maybe


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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-16 01:29:58 Reply

This right here makes me happy. Seriously.

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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-16 01:33:43 Reply

At 2/15/10 10:51 PM, LeNoir wrote:
At 2/15/10 08:54 PM, 111122223138 wrote: i read the title as " don't touch my foot, you cunt " ...
and the curly fries threw me off...
und confused me...
Let me touch your feet.

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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-16 01:37:39 Reply

At 2/15/10 08:53 PM, Peacekid wrote: you son of a whore

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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-16 01:40:54 Reply

At 2/15/10 10:54 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: I hate it when people steal my french fries.

And I hate it when people steal steal my half-jewish, half-mexican, made in China by affordable child labour fries.

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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-16 01:42:00 Reply

At 2/15/10 08:53 PM, Peacekid wrote: If I were a fat jolly fellow who eats crap but delicious food regularly, sure I'd share. But most of the time I am in better shape than you, so fuck off

Pah! I'll believe it when I see it.

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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-16 01:49:11 Reply

hey! someone stole my burger!! catch him!


Emphasis are great!

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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-16 01:53:10 Reply

At 2/16/10 01:49 AM, assassin1337 wrote: hey! someone stole my burger!! catch him!

MWE HEE HEE HEE HEE!

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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-16 01:57:16 Reply

I kinda eat slowly, and when we get anything like that my mother and step father finish first and then mother ends up stealing 30% of whats left with me, maybe i need a frying pan when im eating...


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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-16 01:59:56 Reply

I'm struggling to see your point as well to be honest. Sure it sucks when people pinch a bit of our fast food but that's life, isn't it? I don't mind people pinching a chip or two if i've got a plate of them, but it's when they try and pinch something that's ordinarily non-shareable that i get pissed.

I don't know why people feel the need to steal other people's food really, sure everyone gets hungry, but are we really at a point where people will try and steal a bit of someone else's dinner, their main meal of the day (even if it's fast food), just because they're a bit peckish? Fuck off.


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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-16 02:41:15 Reply

Yeah no one steals my food too, wanna know why? Because I don't steal other peoples food.

If I offer, it's a different story.


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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-16 02:46:57 Reply

What the fuck is this thread about?

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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-16 02:49:43 Reply

At 2/16/10 01:57 AM, HazeStigma wrote: I kinda eat slowly, and when we get anything like that my mother and step father finish first and then mother ends up stealing 30% of whats left with me, maybe i need a frying pan when im eating...

Sounds like you live with a bunch of fat asses.


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Response to Don't touch my food, you cunt 2010-02-16 03:35:20 Reply

I have this when I'm high. Then my friend calls me a munchie-jew, and I share because I keep having to tell myself that munchies should be shared not hoarded. But then again, when I'm high, I have like, a fucking spiritual connection with my food...


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