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I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 22:03:55 Reply

I'm coming to you, the newgrounds community, for help. I'm afraid my parents will overreact or that my counselor will call social services for me. I really want to keep this quiet, which is why I'm seeking advice from you guys first.

I have a serious dependency on a substance known as dihydrogen monoxide. It gets in the way of every little thing I do. Shoveling the drive way, swimming, fuck, even sex. I can't go more than a few hours without feeling withdrawal symptoms. Dizziness, dry throat, that's what it starts out as. If I work up the courage to go as far as 2 days without this bullshit, I pass out.

Just last night, one of my drinking buddies found me unconscious with a bottle of DHMO just inches away from my reach. I could have died. I need help.

Have any of my fellow newgrounders suffered an addiction to dihydrogen monoxide? Is it possible to ever recover?

I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide


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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 22:05:10 Reply

Wow you're so funny.

DHMO? H2O, get your facts straight noob.


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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 22:05:28 Reply

I like this, it's clever.


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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 22:06:40 Reply

Oh god, we need to tell the people!


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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 22:07:14 Reply

At 2/14/10 10:05 PM, physicsman09 wrote: I like this, it's clever.

It isn't.
This has been around since forever. It was conceived, however, by a young student. You can read this up on Snopes.

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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 22:07:53 Reply

I thought this was pretty lulzy. Very clever though.


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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 22:08:28 Reply

Your funny.

Solution: Add kool-aid mixture and sigar into your diho-mono-whatever. It'll make it taste better, and more safe..


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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 22:20:14 Reply

This is obviously a very dangerous chemical that needs to be banned. I say we all join the online petition (well, one of the dozens of petitions) calling for it to be made illegal.

lol.

I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide

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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 22:21:47 Reply

Just don't snort it man! Or heat it up... Or freeze it...


That was a rubbish commentary...

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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 22:23:52 Reply

So your telling us that your addicted to sulferic acid?

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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 22:54:34 Reply

At 2/14/10 10:22 PM, Twilight wrote: I DONT GET IT

DiHydrogen Monoxide

The scientific way of naming H2O otherwise known as water.

At 2/14/10 10:23 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: So your telling us that your addicted to sulferic acid?

No sulfUric acid is H2SO4.

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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 22:56:32 Reply

LOL I GET IT BECAUSE IT'S ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING H2O WHICH IS WATER

But seriously, old joke is old.
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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 22:56:35 Reply

I know it's addicting, but be careful. Large doses can really kill you. Do you remember that person who was in a Dihydrogen Monoxide drinking contest to win a Wii and they ended up getting Dihydrogen Monoxide poisoning?

Just remember moderation is the key.


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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 22:57:22 Reply

You're so original!


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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 22:57:23 Reply

That is weird, becuase I'm addicted to oxygen. I can't go a second without it.


My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 22:59:52 Reply

At 2/14/10 10:23 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: So your telling us that your addicted to sulferic acid?

You are a retard,


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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 23:05:13 Reply

At 2/14/10 10:54 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote:

At 2/14/10 10:23 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: So your telling us that your addicted to sulferic acid?
No sulfUric acid is H2SO4.

Aww god damn i hate being wrong!

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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 23:05:34 Reply

I shoot DHMO up my ass.

It makes the high sensation about 10X MORE FUCKED UP.

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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 23:06:08 Reply

That shit's in acid rain, son. You need help.


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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 23:06:11 Reply

It gets in the way of fuck AND sex?!
Oh noes!

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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 23:11:52 Reply

You must think the NG community is stupid >:( SHAME
Stop being such a ass and drink your 8 glasses every day!

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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 23:15:13 Reply

I can't even drink from my sink anymore, that stuff is contaminating the pipes all over my town now


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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 23:19:02 Reply

Sometimes I get the urge to just climb in a small box and lather Dihydrogen Monoxide onto every inch of my body. Every night. I have it bad man.


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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 23:32:31 Reply

I got this new shit I made in my lab its called Hydrogen Hydroxide, its the same shit but it won't make you an addicted mother fucker, trust me dawg.

And if my HOH ain't doin' it for you, I can sell you some deuterium oxide, that's right homie, ²H2O Dawg, I'm tellin' you this shit will blow your fuckin' mind. I got tritiated water too, you'll be trippin balls for the rest of the day on ³H2O, no fuckin' joke man.

So you get get the HOH for 20$/mol, ²H2O for 30$/mol and the ³H2O for 100$/mol. The first two are really, really quality shit. But that last one, you'll fuckin' know where your extra money's going.

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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-14 23:35:38 Reply

This is so old.

http://www.dhmo.org/


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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-15 01:17:57 Reply

What does it do to you?


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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-15 01:27:14 Reply

HEY GUYS, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT BEING ADDICTED TO THOSE THINGS, I'M ONLY ADDICTED TO DRUGS. SO IN YOUR FACE.


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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-15 01:30:00 Reply

Dihydrogen monoxide has ruined places. it actually caused potholes to form on recently repaved roads near where i live.

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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-15 01:50:28 Reply

Guys don't panic but I have something same bad news. Dihydrogen monoxide is taking over the oceans! Screw global warming, someone deal with this shit!


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Response to I'm addicted to dihydrogen monoxide 2010-02-15 13:30:16 Reply

I think I'm immune to it, I can drink up to 3 liters a day with no side effects! I can make a vaccine out of my own blood, and save humanity like that black guy did in I Am Legend!

$100 per person.