You wake up in the morning...

[Slingshot]

...and realize you've somehow been transformed into P-Diddy. What do you do?

[TheSporkLord]

Kill Myself.

[Gobblemeister]

Record a 5 minute song with an artist where I'm talking through 3.5 minutes of it

[ratchet103]

breathe

[Famiry]

Call up Mariah Carey and fuck her.

[zen64]

Make another reality show where I make people do the dumbest shit.

At 2/14/10 04:51 PM, Famiry wrote: Call up Mariah Carey and fuck her.

But in reality, this.

[jewdudewtf]

I grab my boots and walk out the door. I'm about to hit this city.

[Lucian-MK-IV]

I'd start using the n word on every possible occasion.

[Conjecture]

I tick tock like a clock and let the DJ blow my speakers up.

[steph2568]

Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack.

[RazorWingZero]

Donate all the money to the real me before I go back to my old body.

[Slingshot]

At 2/14/10 05:06 PM, RazorWingZero wrote: Donate all the money to the real me before I go back to my old body.

You can't go back to your old body. Your body got transformed into P-Diddys body, FOREVER!!!!!!

[Zombified]

Go on the internet like I normally would. :3

[Yhtomit]

At 2/14/10 05:07 PM, Zombified wrote: Go on the internet like I normally would. :3

Yeh, I'd go round claiming to be him, and when they didn't believe me, I'd just post pics. And then I'd go get something done to change me back as much as possible.

[Mechabloby]

Being P Diddy wouldn't bother me the slightest: the fellow makes interesting hip hop tracks and he has a soft spot for British rock bands such as Arctic Monkeys.

[cheesebizkit]

pull your arm out of your mothers anus (elbow deep)

[ProMotionProductions]

At 2/14/10 04:49 PM, slingshot14 wrote: ...and realize you've somehow been transformed into P-Diddy. What do you do?

I do what any other transformer would do: scan a better rapper and transform into him.

[Skrupsakken]

I'd kill myself in the most horrifying way.

[platypuspwn]

Buy a paint brush and some white paint.

[ZagmenO]

I burst out laughing, dude! I get the reference. The song sucks, though.

[Sneak-a-Toke]

I brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack, and start posting in the BBS 'bout shit thats wack.

[Slingshot]

At 2/14/10 05:32 PM, ZagmenO wrote: I burst out laughing, dude! I get the reference. The song sucks, though.

Indeed it does.

[oddworth]

I'm gonna kick 'em to the curb if they don't look like Mick Jagger.

[schadow-of-an-angel]

I trow my clock out of the window and go back to sleep

[Stretchysumo]

I have a lot of money, and I'm going to go out and spend it on drugs and hookers.

[MrCrawford]

Play around with this fancy new gigantesque n****erdick of mine.

Then I cry because I'm P. Diddy, and kill myself.

[Hellian00]

Drugs.

[Falconpunchr]

Stick my black dick so far into a woman that she chokes on my cum

[JKMonkey]

lose a P-Diddy look-a-like contest...