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I had one when I was 12....for a week. Been single ever since. Life's a bitch. Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get the fuck over it. This guy is 40 fucking years old and he STILL hasn't had sex yet.

I've not had a girlfriend since The Accident.

At 2/14/10 11:54 AM, superuberinsaneausm wrote: VVVVVVVVRANDOM PICTURE BELOWVVVVVVV

Um, do you find something sexual or intimate about that desert?

My brother's 14 and he's single. However, he's a computer and video game nerd. I kind of am, too. I've unfortunately never had a girlfriend, although I was close, once. I have Asperger's syndrome, so it's difficult for me to talk to people.

you dont need a girlfriend at 14 trust me. Im 16 and ive had 2 girlfriends before but i just ended both the relationships pretty quickly (couple of weeks), when your 14/15 your never really going to have a serious relationship with a girl, simply because both people will probably just be too immature.

I'm 20 and have only had 2 girlfriends, I haven't really tried to get into a relationship really.

Seriously, obvious troll is fucking obvious.

At 2/14/10 12:10 PM, Onizero wrote: Don't worry. We're all single as a result of being basement dwellers.

true, true

At 2/14/10 01:41 PM, UnreaK745 wrote: Seriously, obvious troll is fucking obvious.

Who gives a fuck really, How about instead of posting shit like this and contribute to the thread.

At 2/14/10 11:58 AM, Fim wrote: ffs you're only 14 there's a good decade before you seriously need to get worried

punctuation is good because yes it is good and what

Man my first proper girlfriend I had/have was when I was 18 so no worry's. Don't get to worked up and just enjoy your youth.

Doon't stop, beliiievin'...you will get laid sooner or laaterr. Don't stop, pushin' you rwaayy throooughhhh OH YIIEAH ORGASM

I do not find it strange, but that could only be because I am 20 and do not have a girlfriend. My brother is 25 and has never had a girlfriend as well, so I guess you could say that each of us exist so that we can make the other person feel better. Except for my brother, he's the lowest of the low. You have plenty of time and do it faster than me or especially my brother.

At 2/14/10 11:54 AM, superuberinsaneausm wrote: im 14 and have never had a girlfriend is this normal? ive tried a few times to ask girls out but latley have lost the willpower to do so i really cant picture myself in a relationship so thats why i stoped (plus jerking off is pretty fun too)

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I really hope you're joking. You are literally the worst stereotype of a nerd I could ever possibly think of. But good for you that you don't think you need a girl. I guess that means you're homosexual.

Your young, it's normal, and there's nothing wrong with you so don't get obsessed about relationships when your still a teen. Just live your life and don't worry yourself and get depressed just because you don't have a GF right now.

At 2/14/10 12:08 PM, EpicFail wrote: What fourteen year olds don't understand is that they are extremely young, and a girlfriend would ultimately be a waste of time.

This.
There is absolutely no point in getting a girlfriend yet, mate. Would be a waste of time and effort.

It's not what it's cracked up to be. You still have a long ways to go.

you are definitely not alone. you just described my life.

Don't worry about it, you're only 14. Sometimes it's not even worth it anyway.

I got my first kiss just a month or two before I turned 14.

20 and single :) a car, my own home, 55" tv, its a good life.

I'm 14, and I just had sex, Like too fucking seconds ago..

I'm almost 17, and I've never had any contact or relationships with any girl in my life. You're fine.

It's perfectly normal. Don't get a girlfriend just for the sake of getting a girlfriend, that NEVER ends well.

no exceptions.

not to bad, most people dont get into a relationship until theyre 15 or 16, even older...

Most people want a girlfriend for sex anyways.Its a meaningless relationship.

No it isn't normal, by then I'd had about 15 girlfriends.

At 2/14/10 06:43 PM, Alchemist94 wrote: No it isn't normal, by then I'd had about 15 girlfriends.

This tread has too many people trying to troll.

and failing

I started dating a 15ish...
I think most kids are too immature for a relationship at that age.. I should of been focusing on more important shit.. like my future.

I think girls don't like you is because of your lack of punctuation. Girls digg smart guys.