A letter to you.

[FairSquare]

Dear You,

I know how you feel. You're feeling lonely and a bit depressed, so you just sit behind your computer all day long, playing some games and trolling in the BBS.
You feel like that there's no one who cares, that there's no one who will miss you if you just stay home with your computer to spend/waste your time. You think that you'll feel a bit better when you piss people off online, but this only helps for a second. After that, you'll realise that trying to make other people's lives worse won't work and that the only one who feels miserable because of your trolling is you.
However you won't stop trolling, because you have nothing better to do.

Now, i don't write this letter to you because i want you to know how miserable you actually are. And i don't write this letter to humiliate you either. I write this letter to let you know that you can change.
You could be one of those guys that's popular at school. You could be guy that all the girls are talking about. Yes, you can have a social life!

How?
How should i fucking know?! I'm just an NGer.

[hhhh]

At 2/10/10 06:34 PM, MH16 wrote: Dear You,

I know how you feel. You're feeling lonely and a bit depressed,

correct.

The rest is wrong. besides maybe a little trolling I'm actually heading out in a few and im pretty happy i know people will miss me. Everyones got a family and a few friends right? if you die it effects them. You're right about one thing though. To much time = spent on this stupid machine.

[Shabbo]

This does not describe me whatsoever you cunt.

[FairSquare]

At 2/10/10 06:39 PM, shabbo wrote: you cunt.

Well, at least i was right about the 'trolling' part.
<3

[Shady]

This doesn't describe me either.
Nice try bro.

[Shabbo]

At 2/10/10 06:40 PM, MH16 wrote:

At 2/10/10 06:39 PM, shabbo wrote: you cunt.

Well, at least i was right about the 'trolling' part.
<3

Thanks for noticing <3

[Sensationalism]

None of that applies to me!!!!
Dang. Wait why would I want that?

[FairSquare]

At 2/10/10 06:42 PM, Sensationalism wrote: None of that applies to me!!!!
Dang. Wait why would I want that?

Because i am awesome and i make everything i say sound like it's a good thing?

[Shabbo]

On a serious note, none of that describes me at all.

[FairSquare]

At 2/10/10 06:45 PM, shabbo wrote: On a serious note, none of that describes me at all.

That's a good thing.
If none of what's in my letter describes you, then i obviously didn't write this letter to you. The 'you' in the title of this thread refers only to the people that actually feel this way. A.k.a. trolls.

[Deadchick]

Pfft, I wish I can be behind the computer all day. But no, I have to do my damn job and help my boss with her work. Right now, I am at work at my desk, waiting for my boss to give me something else to do. In fact, what am I doing here? I think I should get off NG before I get in trouble >.>

[Shabbo]

At 2/10/10 06:50 PM, MH16 wrote:

The 'you' in the title of this thread refers only to the people that actually feel this way. A.k.a. trolls.

The cure for a troll is something call " The outside"

Now that we know this we won't have to write anymore letters to them

[FairSquare]

At 2/10/10 06:52 PM, shabbo wrote:

At 2/10/10 06:50 PM, MH16 wrote:

The 'you' in the title of this thread refers only to the people that actually feel this way. A.k.a. trolls.

The cure for a troll is something call " The outside"

Now that we know this we won't have to write anymore letters to them

With that cure you don't solve the 'problem', you just walk away from it.
I'm not saying that's not the right thing to do though. And 'curing' trolls was not my intention to write this letter. I did it for the lulz.

And @ RoboJesus:
I knew someone would say this :p
But no, i didn't describe myself. Although i do admit i spent a bit too much time on my computer though.

[NeverHundred]

I see some similarities between myself and the personality presented. But for the most part it is quite far off the mark.

[FairSquare]

At 2/10/10 07:25 PM, NeverHundred wrote: I see some similarities between myself and the personality presented. But for the most part it is quite far off the mark.

Hmm, what are those similarities exactly?

[k6ka]

My negatives to this letter:

I do notpiss people off
I do nottroll
I don't want to continue this

[Grizzli]

bwaaaaahahaha none of that is true for me. You're just shooting in the dark for "thats right zomg are you physic" replies by talking about your own miserable life and assuming that everyone one else is the same.

[firemaker60]

You know OP? That sounds exactly like something I would say.

That is true, that way too many people have a pessimistic perspective on their lives, and they do need to take a look on the brighter, cheerful side. People around here just need to take it easy, and go with that flow of time.

Hopefully, they can all find the mystical boundary known as blissfulness...

[FairSquare]

At 2/10/10 08:39 PM, Grizzli wrote: bwaaaaahahaha none of that is true for me. You're just shooting in the dark for "thats right zomg are you physic" replies by talking about your own miserable life and assuming that everyone one else is the same.

Nope, i wasn't hoping on replies like that. And when i wrote this i didn't think that this would describe everyone that visit newgrounds.
What i described is a stereotype of an NGer. Also, the letter i wrote wasn't serious, it was for the lulz, and i do not have a miserable life.

[Lost-Chances]

At 2/10/10 06:34 PM, MH16 wrote: After that, you'll realise that trying to make other people's lives worse won't work and that the only one who feels miserable because of your trolling is you.

Are you kidding? I'm a fucking happiness vampire. If I've just caused someone else to curl up in a ball and cry, my job is complete and I am happy.

[FlashCam]

At 2/10/10 06:34 PM, MH16 wrote:

Yes, you can have a social life!

For some stupid reason, I can have that and be some NG jerk

Thank you

[assassin1337]

i don't really troll that much.

[assassin1337]

At 2/11/10 10:50 AM, assassin1337 wrote: i don't really troll that much.

lied,i do troll.

[Quinny]

How rude! I don't troll!

[comicretard]

At 2/10/10 06:34 PM, MH16 wrote: Dear You,
I know how you feel. You're feeling lonely and a bit depressed.

ya, thats true. but i'm no troll, and we just had a snow storm where i live, so i can't hang out with friends.