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My friends suck... 2010-02-10 14:33:04 Reply

Ugh

So a few minutes ago I got home from the Duke ( A store ) and begin to walk towards my house and go inside my friend gets up from behind the grill and he yells CATCH throwing a hard ball of ice at me, hitting me in the balls.

Now yo may be thinking what a pussy, but this was not a normal snowball it was hard and sharp.
So I fall onto the concrete holding my nuts in pain. He starts laughing his ass off. So now I type this my balls sore and red, writhing in pain.

My friends suck.

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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 14:39:04 Reply

Well no actually, my friends know better than to assault me.

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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 14:39:37 Reply

my friends decided to gang up on me with snowballs. with rocks in them.


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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 14:41:08 Reply

At 2/10/10 02:39 PM, gamekillereater wrote: Well no actually, my friends know better than to assault me.

You have boring friends.


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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 14:42:20 Reply

Kick their asses.


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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 14:43:24 Reply

At 2/10/10 02:41 PM, shabbo wrote:
At 2/10/10 02:39 PM, gamekillereater wrote: Well no actually, my friends know better than to assault me.
You have boring friends.

Who needs interesting friends when you got the biggest assholes as enemies, I much rather attack them instead.

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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 14:44:03 Reply

You may have lost your balls but you gave us all something even more precious: Laughter.


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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 14:44:47 Reply

Just tell him that you didn't think it was funny and he should appreciate that as he wouldn't like it if you did the same to him. Simple as.


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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 14:45:29 Reply

Lately it seems that all my friends have decided to use the same annoying joke everytime they run into me or I happen to show up. They say, "Look, a wild Eric has appeared." It's strange becuase it's different people, many of them don't really know each other and at the same time I've never heard the same joke being made about other people.

Which leads me to a number of conclusions. A. I either I have some sort of trait that I share with pokemon. Since I'm sullen and not generally energetic or annoying than it's not my personality. And since no one can see my tail I'm pretty sure that it's not a physical trait. B. My friends are all douchebags.

Yeah, I'm going with the latter since I already suspected this before they started acting like idiots. But no one else hangs out with me. I don't keep friendships alive and these are the people who actively try to keep me interacting with society.


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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 14:46:28 Reply

I don't know, i know if i seen that i would laugh my ass off as well.


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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 14:55:43 Reply

Meh, I punched the fucker in the jaw, he cried, I laughed.


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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 14:57:40 Reply

At 2/10/10 02:33 PM, shabbo wrote: Duke ( A store )

What the fuck kind of store is named Duke?
That what people name their dogs.

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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 14:59:46 Reply

you should've broken a massive ice-cicle over his nuts >:(

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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 15:00:35 Reply

At 2/10/10 02:57 PM, maggiemae wrote:
At 2/10/10 02:33 PM, shabbo wrote: Duke ( A store )
What the fuck kind of store is named Duke?
That what people name their dogs.

It's called The duchess something, but we all call it The Duke.


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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 15:01:54 Reply

At 2/10/10 02:33 PM, shabbo wrote: My friends suck...
So now I type this my balls sore and red, writhing in pain.

Fixed for the lulz :P

Seriously, that guy is a jerk. One thing is bombing a friend with normal snowballs in the face but it's just pure evil to throw an iceball into someones balls! >:(
Up here, we would execute him with an axe. VIKING STYLE!


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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 15:02:20 Reply

At 2/10/10 03:00 PM, shabbo wrote:
At 2/10/10 02:57 PM, maggiemae wrote:
At 2/10/10 02:33 PM, shabbo wrote: Duke ( A store )
What the fuck kind of store is named Duke?
That what people name their dogs.
It's called The duchess something, but we all call it The Duke.

That's even gayer. That's what people name their cats.

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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 15:04:00 Reply

At 2/10/10 02:57 PM, maggiemae wrote:
At 2/10/10 02:33 PM, shabbo wrote: Duke ( A store )
What the fuck kind of store is named Duke?
That what people name their dogs.

Duke Nukem will rape off your head and shit down your neck.

BALLLZ OF STEEEEEEEEEEEEL

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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 15:13:36 Reply

it is unwise to provoke wild idiots. Perhaps set their boys on fire with similarly-scaled, fire-based projectile.


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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 15:24:35 Reply

At 2/10/10 03:04 PM, Jackho wrote:
At 2/10/10 02:57 PM, maggiemae wrote:
At 2/10/10 02:33 PM, shabbo wrote: Duke ( A store )
What the fuck kind of store is named Duke?
That what people name their dogs.
Duke Nukem will rape off your head and shit down your neck.

He doesnt deserve it.


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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 15:32:59 Reply

I was sleeping on the couch at my cousin's house, and they thought it'd be funny to wake me up at 8 in the morning (I went to sleep at 2?). They woke me up by punching me in the nuts. HARD.

But I got them back. Many times.


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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 15:33:59 Reply

At 2/10/10 03:32 PM, ryanson209 wrote: I was sleeping on the couch at my cousin's house, and they thought it'd be funny to wake me up at 8 in the morning (I went to sleep at 2?). They woke me up by punching me in the nuts. HARD.

But I got them back. Many times.

Lol, we'd be good friends. Me and my friends are constantly being jackass's.


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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 15:35:51 Reply

At 2/10/10 03:33 PM, shabbo wrote:
At 2/10/10 03:32 PM, ryanson209 wrote: I was sleeping on the couch at my cousin's house, and they thought it'd be funny to wake me up at 8 in the morning (I went to sleep at 2?). They woke me up by punching me in the nuts. HARD.

But I got them back. Many times.
Lol, we'd be good friends. Me and my friends are constantly being jackass's.

Me and my cousins are kinda close, and I'd probably do the same thing to them.... a few years ago. But what they did that day? I'll get them back until the end of time.


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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 16:13:01 Reply

my friends jizzed in my milk before

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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 16:14:36 Reply

At 2/10/10 04:13 PM, Kehoe86 wrote: my friends jizzed in my milk before

What the fuuuuuuuuuck


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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 16:20:32 Reply

My friends know better than to try that. Not once have I been successfully hit with a projectile they have thrown.


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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 16:22:17 Reply

SPARK DAT MOFO.

I know I would.

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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 16:25:15 Reply

At 2/10/10 04:20 PM, steelsammy wrote: My friends know better than to try that. Not once have I been successfully hit with a projectile they have thrown.

I was carrying bags of shit, I would've had to drop the stuff.


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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 16:30:39 Reply

So let me hear if I got it right; your friend threw a ice/snowball in your balls. It was sharp and hard, so you probably wont be able to carry on your family.
Shouldn't you take care of your balls, instead of posting it on Newgrounds, where people are most likely to make fun of you.

Take care of your balls; they'd do the same to you!

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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 16:34:42 Reply

At 2/10/10 04:30 PM, Skrupsakken wrote:
Take care of your balls; they'd do the same to you!

I took care of them, Then posted on NG.


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Response to My friends suck... 2010-02-10 16:44:39 Reply

At 2/10/10 04:34 PM, shabbo wrote: I took care of them, Then posted on NG.

That's not what you wrote.


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