Lately it seems that all my friends have decided to use the same annoying joke everytime they run into me or I happen to show up. They say, "Look, a wild Eric has appeared." It's strange becuase it's different people, many of them don't really know each other and at the same time I've never heard the same joke being made about other people.
Which leads me to a number of conclusions. A. I either I have some sort of trait that I share with pokemon. Since I'm sullen and not generally energetic or annoying than it's not my personality. And since no one can see my tail I'm pretty sure that it's not a physical trait. B. My friends are all douchebags.
Yeah, I'm going with the latter since I already suspected this before they started acting like idiots. But no one else hangs out with me. I don't keep friendships alive and these are the people who actively try to keep me interacting with society.