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Taxi driver in GTA 4:

STUPID MALAKKA

-.-

At 2/9/10 04:13 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Balls of steel.

Fuck off and die you shitty meme.

u got it!

You can't transform here, someone will see you!!!

What!
-James Taylor, House of the Dead 2

FISHER, GET TO THE HELICOPTER

what th hell do you think i'm doing ¬¬

"Hey, Niko, it's Michelle, why haven't you called me? Don't be all cold and weird with me! Anyway, do you wanna go on a date?"

*Date Michelle?*
*No*

"Sorry, Michelle, I'm kind of in the middle of something, maybe some other time."

"Oh, really? Okay then, thanks, for nothing! I guess I'll see you some other time"

Always during a mission.
God that Cop bitch annoys me.

MEDIC!!!
MEDIC!!!
MEDIC!!!
MEDIC!!!

You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE.

THE MORNING SUN HAS VANQUISHED THE HORRIBLE NIGHT.

Actually now that I think about it, they're kinda awesome really.

MISSION FAILED
BUSTED
WASTED
and:
Kairi, remember what you said? I'm always with you too.
That signifies the ending of the game, just pure sad.

At 2/20/10 04:57 PM, Shnam wrote: You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

I love that video.

Gordon, GRENADES?
Half life 2, Barney.

At 2/9/10 03:28 PM, Dapper wrote: "Ma cosa! Shoot! Shoot the flying demon!" constantly every time I had failed that level...

lol, I just played it Italian so the annoying bullshit they spewed wouldn't mean anything to me. And if it did, then hey, at least I would be learning something.

If no one did this one already:ITS NO USE! Sonic O6

This guy literally says "Don't sink" every two seconds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJjDN3a4uS0

Anything by Duke Nukem

YOU BLEW IT, DUKE FOREVER. YOU. BLEW IT!!!!

We require more minerals/vespengas .

The cake is a lie has been done to fucking death now. Also "cousin lets go bowling" and "arrow to the knee", first of all they rarely say that phrase in Skyrim so why is it so popular? Also let's go bowling, you can decline answering the phone.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY THE MORE THE MERRIER

MY PACK IS FULL

"You're too slow!"
"The cake is a lie."
"HEY, LISTEN"
"Do a barrel roll"

Not in that order.