suicide bomber

[Synnxile]

ok you're at some really popular party and you see a mad man running up screaming ALALALALLA with a bomb on his chest. what the fuck do you do in your possible few seconds of life?

[Egotractor]

Join him.

[DrClay]

Shoot first

[SloppyMoe606]

Go back to back with my buddy and shoot their bombs in slow motion to blow them up.

Anyone who gets this reference is awesome.

[Luke]

Shotgun the rest of the beers.

[kamelona]

At 2/8/10 10:13 PM, Synnxile wrote: ok you're at some really popular party and you see a mad man running up screaming ALALALALLA with a bomb on his chest. what the fuck do you do in your possible few seconds of life?

I'd get in a barrel and just roll...

[Jackdabomb]

Ask him, "What are you doing?" Regardless of his answer I will say back, "move along sir."

[Synnxile]

At 2/8/10 10:18 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Ask him, "What are you doing?" Regardless of his answer I will say back, "move along sir."

that's mind hypnotism

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

Hug him and save the day.

[SteelChair]

Id tell him the bomb is a lie!

[Aigis]

Run away?

What the fuck?

[Synnxile]

At 2/8/10 10:24 PM, SteelChair wrote: Id tell him the bomb is a lie!

his 72 virgins are a lie

[Dicktation]

Urinate on his genitals, then go post on newgrounds about how awesome I was.

[UnbridledChaos]

update my facbook status. "about to get pwnd! EEEEEEEPPPPPPPIIIIIIICCCCC!!!!! lololololol!!!!11!11!!!!!!!!1"

[cybermonkey81]

I'd stall him like " Hey wait! If you press that button you're gonna die too!" and he'd be like "Of course" or something along those lines. And then I'd ask "Who're you gonna blow up? Americans? Shites? Sunnis?" Depending on the answer, I'd then pull him over to a member of the targeted group and tell him to vent his frustrations and all to the other guy. After more anger management sessions, we would have a healthier, more conscious person.

[DragonFyre9]

I'd give him a bear hug crushing the bomb saving everyone.

[SteelChair]

At 2/8/10 10:31 PM, Synnxile wrote:

At 2/8/10 10:24 PM, SteelChair wrote: Id tell him the bomb is a lie!

his 72 virgins are a lie

but his 72 hookers on the other hand....

[Synnxile]

At 2/8/10 10:41 PM, SteelChair wrote:

At 2/8/10 10:31 PM, Synnxile wrote:

At 2/8/10 10:24 PM, SteelChair wrote: Id tell him the bomb is a lie!

his 72 virgins are a lie

but his 72 hookers on the other hand....

lol he would most likely have more of a chance then

[TheThinWhale]

At 2/8/10 10:36 PM, UnbridledChaos wrote: update my facbook status. "about to get pwnd! EEEEEEEPPPPPPPIIIIIIICCCCC!!!!! lololololol!!!!11!11!!!!!!!!1"

Congrats you have low self esteem.

[Synnxile]

At 2/8/10 10:19 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Hug him and save the day.

or give him some fresh cookies

[Violent-LJ]

I would run like hell and hope that the blast only launches me a ways and doesn't fuck me up

[Synnxile]

At 2/9/10 11:54 AM, Violent-LJ wrote: I would run like hell and hope that the blast only launches me a ways and doesn't fuck me up

you could be a human cannon. finally you would know what it's like to fly.

[Shabbo]

At 2/8/10 10:15 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Go back to back with my buddy and shoot their bombs in slow motion to blow them up.

Anyone who gets this reference is awesome.

Army of TWOOOOOOOO

[SloppyMoe606]

At 2/9/10 05:54 PM, shabbo wrote:

At 2/8/10 10:15 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Go back to back with my buddy and shoot their bombs in slow motion to blow them up.

Anyone who gets this reference is awesome.

Army of TWOOOOOOOO

YES! Thank you!

[Creeping-Death]

At 2/8/10 10:13 PM, Synnxile wrote: ok you're at some really popular party

most NG readers can just stop reading here.

kthxbye

[iwantbrainz]

At 2/8/10 10:13 PM, Synnxile wrote: ok you're at some really popular party and you see a mad man running up screaming ALALALALLA with a bomb on his chest. what the fuck do you do in your possible few seconds of life?

If i was with my love i would throw out the window as hard as i could! LOVEZ FOREVER!

[DelphinusMach1]

Rickroll the guy.