How did it feel for you?
Was it awkward?
im losing mine this saturday and im scared but also happy.
anyone got any tips?
How did it feel for you?
Was it awkward?
im losing mine this saturday and im scared but also happy.
anyone got any tips?
If it's with someone you actually care about and love then it's not awkward. I can't say the same for 98% of the people on here, though.
Good for me, probobly shit for her, nervous and the foreplay lasted a good 2 hours. You just have to man the fuck up.
Is this.... wait...
What?
Why is this even here?
Who does this?
Why do you need a tip to lose your virginity? And how do you know you'll lose it at the weekend?
Methinks I doth smell a troll!
I guess it was fine, considering she had to get me drunk.
As long as you love ther person you will have a lot of fun. If she is a vergin to I recomend lots of lube ;)
Have fun and welcome to the world of the sexualy active.
USE A CONDOM NO MATTER WHAT!
At 2/8/10 01:42 PM, shippo13 wrote: USE A CONDOM NO MATTER WHAT!
Yes, yes, wise words... Use a condom unless you want a cold to kill you, or sex spots, or little crabs running around your privates...
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At 2/8/10 01:42 PM, shippo13 wrote: USE A CONDOM NO MATTER WHAT!
^this^
At 2/8/10 01:36 PM, Callum123456 wrote:At 2/8/10 01:31 PM, NoneAvailable wrote: anyone got any tips?put your penis in her vagina
put your vagina in her penis
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At 2/8/10 01:57 PM, CashClock wrote:At 2/8/10 01:42 PM, shippo13 wrote: USE A CONDOM NO MATTER WHAT!A real man uses a plastic bag.
I lol'd hard
At 2/8/10 01:57 PM, CashClock wrote: A real man uses a plastic bag.
Hell no, those are for regular men. REAL men use Hefty Bags.
Don't forget to stick your fist in her.
Girls REALLY REALLY love that.
This too will pass.
Memento mori
All jokes aside make sure that you actually want to. Don't be scared to back out if you don't feel ready. I lost mine too early and it felt like shit.
Also why the hell have you planned it out? It's less fun if it's planned.
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Try to get to the G-Spot in time, it's like a bomb if you don't cut the right wire in time, she explode into a red mist and you'll be locked away for life.
At 2/8/10 02:23 PM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: I'm saving myself for marriage.
Lies, incredible amounts of li-
WAIT, I GET IT. LOL
At 2/8/10 02:06 PM, blakemo wrote:At 2/8/10 01:57 PM, CashClock wrote: A real man uses a plastic bag.Hell no, those are for regular men. REAL men use Hefty Bags.
^This^ then:
At 2/8/10 01:36 PM, Callum123456 wrote:
At 2/8/10 01:31 PM, NoneAvailable wrote: anyone got any tips?
put your penis in her vagina
put your vagina in her penis
At 2/8/10 01:58 PM, ugolegend94 wrote:At 2/8/10 01:36 PM, Callum123456 wrote:put your vagina in her penisAt 2/8/10 01:31 PM, NoneAvailable wrote: anyone got any tips?put your penis in her vagina
put your ear in her mouth
At 2/8/10 02:47 PM, LynchedJohNNY wrote:At 2/8/10 02:37 PM, DumbassDude wrote:I'm serious.At 2/8/10 02:23 PM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: I'm saving myself for marriage.Lies, incredible amounts of li-
WAIT, I GET IT. LOL
LOLOLOLOLOL its funnier the second time
At 2/8/10 02:53 PM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: Why do you guys doubt me? I've never even touched a woman.
The question is... Has a woman touched you?
yes
Oh I see, you just don't swing that way, that explains everything
At 2/8/10 02:53 PM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: Why do you guys doubt me? I've never even touched a woman.
lol i havce 83299742874982374982 gurlfraynds on msn so gf 2 u g 2 da g k1d
At 2/8/10 02:55 PM, LynchedJohNNY wrote:At 2/8/10 02:53 PM, DumbassDude wrote:That doesn't count. STOP BRINGING UP BAD MEMORIES!At 2/8/10 02:53 PM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: Why do you guys doubt me? I've never even touched a woman.The question is... Has a woman touched you?
yes
BIZARRE ETHNIC MEMORIES, AMARITE?
right
It was pretty quick for me, wasn't used to the whole "whacking it" thing and that lead to a 3 minutes of wild sex session.
Just use a condom and try not to think too much that you're having sex or you might cum way too early.
At 2/8/10 02:59 PM, LynchedJohNNY wrote:At 2/8/10 02:57 PM, DumbassDude wrote:BIZARRE ETHNIC MEMORIES, AMARITE?LOL
right
Now your getting into the spirit of Hallowdeathchristweenmas
:It sort of hit me like a um.. two tonne heavy thing
At 2/8/10 02:59 PM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: This post could not be shown as typed. This user has violated the Chinese Internet Ethics Laws. Repeat offenders shall be executed.
In direct violation with Chinese Internet Ethics Law, the following user"DumbassDude" has been executed. Any queries regarding the execution, contact your nearest embassy for harsh punishment and work.
ITT: Virgins tell other virgins how to have sex.
That was a great post. Right Zach?
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