I was mistaken for a woman.

[NoxDexus]

I was as at Wal-Mart today, shoppin', looking for paint, all that shit. And this old guy who was checking out my stuff ( :3 ) mistaken me for a member of the female gender. What the fuck? It took him a while to realize I was actually male. I now feel sad knowing I look like an ugly Tomboy with no tits. I'm gonna go eat leftover pizza and watch The Price Is Right. :[

[Corpus-Delicti]

well, how DO you look?

pic?

[Atgod88]

When my hair was longer people thought that a lot too, I enjoyed it because I loved watching their reaction when they realized I was a dude.

[Wyatt2012]

No offense but you sound like a girl when you type shit like this :3 and :[ and saying that your going to eat food when your sad. Also show a pic of yourself.

[DM692]

As well as I, some would argue. As well as I.

[Sensationalism]

Embrace your androgyny!! Fuck fitting into society's idea of the way your gender should look.

[NoxDexus]

At 2/7/10 10:30 PM, Wyatt2012 wrote: No offense but you sound like a girl when you type shit like this :3 and :[ and saying that your going to eat food when your sad. Also show a pic of yourself.

No camera. I'm also a little low on cash at the moment, i'm surprised I still got the internet. And when I type stuff like ":3 & :["? Who knows, I might be gay!

.....

[Elixur]

At 2/7/10 10:30 PM, Wyatt2012 wrote: No offense but you sound like a girl when you type shit like this :3 and :[ and saying that your going to eat food when your sad. Also show a pic of yourself.

Since fucking when was :3 considered a female thing?

I happen to like :3

>O

[Wyatt2012]

Who knows, I might be gay!

I should've known since your a FAB.

[Wyatt2012]

Since fucking when was :3 considered a female thing?

Since females were pretty much the only people typing it....

[LocoJoe]

It's a trap!

[Elixur]

At 2/7/10 10:38 PM, Wyatt2012 wrote:

Since fucking when was :3 considered a female thing?

Since females were pretty much the only people typing it....

Considering that there are no females on the interwebz, this assumption must be false.

[NoxDexus]

At 2/7/10 10:37 PM, Wyatt2012 wrote:

Who knows, I might be gay!

I should've known since your a FAB.

In fact... Your turning me on at this very second... Wanna get a cup of coffee sometime?

[SatanHam]

Yeah.
Having long hair does have it's drawbacks.
*combs fingers through hair*

[shippo13]

cut your long hair or go get uber buff!!! problem solved

[NoxDexus]

At 2/7/10 10:51 PM, shippo13 wrote: cut your long hair or go get uber buff!!! problem solved

I don't have long hair, and I'm too goddamn lazy to get buff.

*Gets even more sad."

[Aliensandwich]

I know how ya feel, man. :/

[NoxDexus]

At 2/7/10 10:58 PM, Reed wrote: you should be honored !
a few years from now you'll be like 'fuck i wish i could still be mistaken for a girl'
... :' (

When? When I wanna fuck that guy serving my drinks at a bar, who doesn't go with guys? Ah, the day will come...

[killerjeff]

I can still pretend you're a woman right?

[DM692]

At 2/7/10 10:49 PM, stick101 wrote: What's up mother sucker

I lol'd a little bit when I saw this.

Oh ya, an obligatory "FUCK YOU" to you.

[NoxDexus]

At 2/7/10 10:27 PM, NoxDexus wrote: And this old guy who was checking out my stuff ( :3 ) mistaken (MISTOOK) me for a member of the female gender

Holy fuck I made a typo!

[Attacknun]

At 2/7/10 10:42 PM, NoxDexus wrote:

At 2/7/10 10:37 PM, Wyatt2012 wrote:

Who knows, I might be gay!

I should've known since your a FAB.

In fact... Your turning me on at this very second... Wanna get a cup of coffee sometime?

That is very disturbing.

[Flared24]

wow you are a woman

[Ryan]

I purposely flex and make grunting noises at all hours of the day so that I may never encounter this predicament.

The assless leather chaps have nothing to do with this though.

[Razgriz387]

At 2/7/10 10:40 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: It's a trap!

Run!!!

[fli]

At 2/7/10 10:31 PM, DM692 wrote: As well as I, some would argue. As well as I.

I don't know why...
Maybe from the behind with the long hair...

Do something else with your hair... it doesn't look right on you.

[FeedingAdiction]

At 2/7/10 10:38 PM, Wyatt2012 wrote: Since G.I.R.L.s were pretty much the only people typing it....

Fix'd for reality.

[tatsumaru7]

At 2/7/10 10:31 PM, DM692 wrote: As well as I, some would argue. As well as I.

He looks like JAY from Jay & Silent Bob

[Letiger]

My friend, who is a guy, gets mistaken for a girl all the time.

Bus Driver : ...with the lady in the red jacket...

Teacher : Could the blond girl move a little bit to the right...

Person who's looking from far away : Is that a guy or a girl?

[Toastman7007]

At 2/7/10 10:27 PM, NoxDexus wrote: I was as at Wal-Mart today, shoppin', looking for paint, all that shit. And this old guy who was checking out my stuff ( :3 )

Obviously you must be hot if someone is checking you out, right?

mistaken me for a member of the female gender. What the fuck?

Just pretend like your a female, and record the conversation that ensures.

It took him a while to realize I was actually male.

Or to finish jizzing in his pants. Just saying.

I now feel sad knowing I look like an ugly Tomboy with no tits. I'm gonna go eat leftover pizza and : watch The Price Is Right. :[

I love the Price is Right, it brings back memories...