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Lorenzo's Oil

22,428 Views | 158 Replies

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-20 16:52:44


Dang. So close. Would have made my day if they both died in the same year.


I don't care if people know me. I'm just there. I'm like the lead

based paint in a Chinese sweat shop. There.

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-20 21:24:30


I would like to know more of the horse secks.


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Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-20 21:43:10


At 2/20/10 09:24 PM, IronPirate wrote: I would like to know more of the horse secks.

Talk to PoonMonkey1. He knows all about mr. Hands.


I don't care if people know me. I'm just there. I'm like the lead

based paint in a Chinese sweat shop. There.

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-20 21:53:19


At 2/20/10 09:24 PM, IronPirate wrote: I would like to know more of the horse secks.

Well since ya asked so nicely:
The man
The video (NSFW!)
The movie they made about him

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-21 11:39:25


At 2/20/10 09:53 PM, Poonmonkey1 wrote:
At 2/20/10 09:24 PM, IronPirate wrote: I would like to know more of the horse secks.
Well since ya asked so nicely:
The man
The video (NSFW!)
The movie they made about him

Can't believe you gave the information.


I don't care if people know me. I'm just there. I'm like the lead

based paint in a Chinese sweat shop. There.

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-21 11:46:40


This thread shall go down in Newgrounds history as one of the greatest threads ever.


"If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

" - Barry Goldwater.

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Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-21 11:47:42


At 2/21/10 11:39 AM, WhoIsPaul wrote:
At 2/20/10 09:53 PM, Poonmonkey1 wrote:
At 2/20/10 09:24 PM, IronPirate wrote: I would like to know more of the horse secks.
Well since ya asked so nicely:
The man
The video (NSFW!)
The movie they made about him
Can't believe you gave the information.

I know, you'd think the OP would provide that at the start of a thread, what with it's necessary viewing to engage in the discussion.

Useless, OP. Fucking useless.


yes.

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-21 11:49:53


At 2/21/10 11:47 AM, BetaOrionis wrote:
At 2/21/10 11:39 AM, WhoIsPaul wrote:
At 2/20/10 09:53 PM, Poonmonkey1 wrote:
At 2/20/10 09:24 PM, IronPirate wrote: I would like to know more of the horse secks.
Well since ya asked so nicely:
The man
The video (NSFW!)
The movie they made about him
I know, you'd think the OP would provide that at the start of a thread, what with it's necessary viewing to engage in the discussion.

Useless, OP. Fucking useless.

Considering this thread was not meant to be about that, i think it has come far. So shut the fuck up.


I don't care if people know me. I'm just there. I'm like the lead

based paint in a Chinese sweat shop. There.

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-21 12:27:18


This post is back on the derailed tract and i don't think jesus could save it.


I don't care if people know me. I'm just there. I'm like the lead

based paint in a Chinese sweat shop. There.

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-21 12:37:41


At 2/20/10 09:53 PM, Poonmonkey1 wrote:
At 2/20/10 09:24 PM, IronPirate wrote: I would like to know more of the horse secks.
Well since ya asked so nicely:
The man
The video (NSFW!)
The movie they made about him

Hey man thanks for the links. I had remember reading a little about him a while back.

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-21 12:58:48


The guy above this was actually looking for it. Who knew this thread was going to help people.


I don't care if people know me. I'm just there. I'm like the lead

based paint in a Chinese sweat shop. There.

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-21 13:04:24


I watched in Biology a couple of years ago. A lot better than the monotone lectures the teacher always gave. The whole class was always sleeping.

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-21 13:05:20


At 2/21/10 01:04 PM, TheRat wrote: I watched in Biology a couple of years ago. A lot better than the monotone lectures the teacher always gave. The whole class was always sleeping.

Same in my class.


I don't care if people know me. I'm just there. I'm like the lead

based paint in a Chinese sweat shop. There.

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-21 14:23:19


I'm such a good person

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-21 14:25:44


At 2/21/10 02:23 PM, Poonmonkey1 wrote: I'm such a good person

We know. You're on list of people no one can hate.


I don't care if people know me. I'm just there. I'm like the lead

based paint in a Chinese sweat shop. There.

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-21 19:29:14


I'm never going to let this die!!!


I don't care if people know me. I'm just there. I'm like the lead

based paint in a Chinese sweat shop. There.

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-23 19:45:49


One day and this post was back nine pages.


I don't care if people know me. I'm just there. I'm like the lead

based paint in a Chinese sweat shop. There.

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-23 20:39:39


At 2/21/10 01:05 PM, FunnyDudeInSchool wrote: I watched that in Biology.

It was funny.

You guy's are lucky. The only thing they teach us in Biology is the inner working of a horse's rectum.

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-23 22:32:25


At 2/23/10 07:45 PM, WhoIsPaul wrote: One day and this post was back nine pages.

What happened to horse sex!?

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-25 21:46:13


At 2/23/10 10:38 PM, misterchees0 wrote:
At 2/5/10 05:24 PM, WhoIsPaul wrote: How many have seen this horse-man porno movie?
I have.

NSFW!!!!

Good job my son, you are one video closer to manhood

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-26 00:00:53


At 2/23/10 10:38 PM, misterchees0 wrote:
At 2/5/10 05:24 PM, WhoIsPaul wrote: How many have seen this horse-man porno movie?
I have.

NSFW!!!!

Wow. That is indeed, a horse-man porno movie.


Ye

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-26 02:42:40


Mr. Hands is truly a remarkable step forward in cinema, it is to beastiality what Brokeback Mountain is to homosexuality. The academy refuses to accept it because of it's controversial sunject. Regardless this film is the purest representation of love between a man and his horse ever caught on film.

Move aside Seabiscuit and Barbaro, Mister Hands trumps them all in this evocative, graphic love story that ends in a tragedy so deeply rooted and relatable in the human psyche you could almost call it cliche.

The climax in which the horse distends the man's anus and soon jizzes inside him is one of the most cinematically captured moments ever seen in film. The grainy filtering makes the scene all the more real, gritty, and relatable. This movie wants to be seen as small budget and simple.

It is a tale for the ages, and it rings forth a message of love and the defiance of standards that will ring true for decades to come.

5 out of 5 stars

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-26 22:07:02


At 2/26/10 02:42 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: It is a tale for the ages, and it rings forth a message of love and the defiance of standards that will ring true for decades to come.

5 out of 5 stars

Bravo! You are a true film aficionado sir

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-26 22:11:17


At 2/5/10 05:14 PM, WhoIsPaul wrote: Who has seen it? Or heard of it?

Not Me

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-27 16:28:15


It's back. Apparently every one loves Mr. Hands!


I don't care if people know me. I'm just there. I'm like the lead

based paint in a Chinese sweat shop. There.

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-02-27 18:52:26


At 2/27/10 04:28 PM, WhoIsPaul wrote: It's back. Apparently every one loves Mr. Hands!

Yes siree bob

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Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-03-05 19:00:40


At 2/27/10 06:52 PM, Poonmonkey1 wrote:
At 2/27/10 04:28 PM, WhoIsPaul wrote: It's back. Apparently every one loves Mr. Hands!
Yes siree bob

Whoa.


I don't care if people know me. I'm just there. I'm like the lead

based paint in a Chinese sweat shop. There.

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-03-05 19:01:14


Fuck me silly, it's back again!
I love this thread beyond all reason

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-03-05 19:02:19


At 3/5/10 07:01 PM, Poonmonkey1 wrote: Fuck me silly, it's back again!
I love this thread beyond all reason

SO do 2000 other people.


I don't care if people know me. I'm just there. I'm like the lead

based paint in a Chinese sweat shop. There.

Response to Lorenzo's Oil 2010-03-05 19:04:37


Yes we do Mr. Hands. Yes we do.


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