I think we should all be communists

[NEVR]

Because it just sounds like more fun.

Capitalism is mean-spirited and revolves around the accumulation of material wealth by any means, regardless of the implications for others.

Communism is the more caring, sharing, fun-loving social order, so sign up for Communism now!

If you sign up for Communism within the next 30 days, you will also receive a free fountain pen!

And if I haven't convinced you, perhaps the illustrious beard of Karl Marx will...

[Idiot-Finder]

I heard everyone got wasted at the middle of a Communist Party.

It sounded like fun...I wish I was invited.

[95688kage]

Il take 20

[ratchet103]

Does that mean mods share their mod-poweres with us?

I'm in!

[jewdudewtf]

At 2/4/10 10:05 PM, NEVR wrote: perhaps the illustrious beard of Karl Marx will...

While I do love that beard, I like having more money than other people too much.

[Omnifarm]

i wasn't willing to give up my beleif but the picture convinced me

[Anozke]

At 2/4/10 10:07 PM, 95688kage wrote: Il take 20

Make it large. Oh, and I'd like an order of dictatorship with that. Good stuff.

I'm looking on the menu, and I see you got 'peasant hunting'. I might take an order of that too.

[ViZi]

The Patriots Act will fry your ass now...

[NEVR]

Friedrich Engels' beard is another great example of the magnificent facial hair that YOU could have if you sign up for Communism today...

[Drake]

You had me at the beard, sign me up!

[NEVR]

At 2/4/10 10:11 PM, ViZi wrote: The Patriots Act will fry your ass now...

Firstly, I'm not american.

Secondly, you've missed the joke.

[Moiunda]

At 2/4/10 10:11 PM, Anozke wrote: I'm looking on the menu, and I see you got 'peasant hunting'. I might take an order of that too.

Sorry, we ran out. But you could try China a few blocks down. I hear they have surplus.

[Guardian-Angel]

You had me there until you said Communism was more fun. Naw man, it's anything but, capitalism is more fun, especially with good old late 19th/early 20th century social darwinism!

[Knights]

Wouldn't anarchism be more fun in the sense that you can do whatever the fuck you want without worrying about the consequences?

[Jackdabomb]

At 2/4/10 10:39 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Wouldn't anarchism be more fun in the sense that you can do whatever the fuck you want without worrying about the consequences?

Everythings fun an games until someone gets raped thrown in a ditch and no one gives a shit

[The-Great-One]

Fuck off hippie.

You not getting my money. I don't wanna share and you can't make me.

[Dewmann]

At 2/4/10 10:12 PM, NEVR wrote: Friedrich Engels' beard is another great example of the magnificent facial hair that YOU could have if you sign up for Communism today...

Umm yes, I'd like to sign up. Could I order a Stalin Moustache, with mild crazy please?

[SoulMaster71]

I dunno, it's never worked before, people like Stalin or Castro or Kim Jong Il always fucked it up, but that awesome beard! If I could have facial hair like that while keeping my bald head, I might sign up. I mean, seriously, that beard makes me want to join in overthrowing the bourgeoisie in the name of the proletariat, and I'm usually the most capitalistic bourgeois motherfucker in the post-industrial world. Tell me, if the revolution succeeds, do all the men get beards like that, to share equally in the awesome?

[NEVR]

At 2/4/10 10:51 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: that beard makes me want to join in overthrowing the bourgeoisie in the name of the proletariat

At first I was surprised at how few people had made any sort of reference to The Communist Manifesto in this thread... but then I realised I was on Newgrounds.

[Kyrbz]

In theory, communism should work, and capitalism should have killed us all long ago.

But it hasn't.

Why change?

[Dewmann]

So should we start building gula-er I mean places where the bad people who make our society worse go?

[KillerCRS]

I prefer Democratic-Socialism.

But that's just me.

[Munzy]

oh, you....

[Hybrid-Of-Souls]

At 2/4/10 10:05 PM, NEVR wrote: And if I haven't convinced you, perhaps the illustrious beard of Karl Marx will...

And now I'm convinced to be part of Marxism.
All so everyone can get their 'fair share'. And by 'fair share', I mean of your mother.

[NeverHundred]

At 2/4/10 10:05 PM, NEVR wrote: Because it just sounds like more fun.

Capitalism is mean-spirited and revolves around the accumulation of material wealth by any means, regardless of the implications for others.

But that's why capitalism works so well. It comes naturally to us.

[BrianEtrius]

It seems like all Communist Leaders have great Fuck-Off facial hair..........

IN THE NAME FUCK-OFF FACIAL HAIR, HAIL COMMUNISM

[jake-thesnake]

And if that still doesn't convince you, how about Leo Tolstoy's beard. The great writer is sure to change your mind!

[Chumbawamba]

At 2/4/10 11:03 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 2/4/10 10:51 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: that beard makes me want to join in overthrowing the bourgeoisie in the name of the proletariat

At first I was surprised at how few people had made any sort of reference to The Communist Manifesto in this thread... but then I realised I was on Newgrounds.

If you wanted that, you should've used more exclamation points.

[arbiterg]

HELL NO We should all be Nazis and then the world would be a better place of peace prosperiti and order!

[Impornant]

At 2/4/10 10:09 PM, ratchet103 wrote: Does that mean mods share their mod-poweres with us?

I'm in!

I like this mans way of thinking.