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At 2/4/10 08:32 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: Wow, I remember when we got away with playing dodge-ball with basketballs and soccorballs..

Now you get in trouble for a 2 inch plastic gun? man schools are babying kids nowadays.

Ahhh dodgeball. Don't you love the sound of rubber pelting the small people? Anyways I usually talk alot about guns ever since I was 4 and when some substitute asked if I was OK and if anyone was bullying me I was surprised. People are too fucking paranoid even crack heads are calmer than principles.

At 2/4/10 07:11 PM, supperman2 wrote: Lol?

I wish there was an html tag that could make an epic facepalm.

At 2/4/10 10:19 PM, FatJoe214 wrote:

Ahhh dodgeball. Don't you love the sound of rubber pelting the small people? Anyways I usually talk alot about guns ever since I was 4 and when some substitute asked if I was OK and if anyone was bullying me I was surprised. People are too fucking paranoid even crack heads are calmer than principles.

I used to talk about tanks, aircraft, and all sorts of different military stuff when I was a kid, they actually had me consoled and classified as violent.

yet, all the other kids talked about joining gangs, and that stuff and they got in no trouble at all.

Staten Island.. Doesn't Twilight live there?

YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS.

At 2/4/10 08:14 PM, RoboJesus wrote: "They made me sign a statement"

Did the kid even know what the fuck he was signing?? What a moron. I'm surprised 4th graders are THIS stupid. I mean, they should at least know what the fuck they're slapping their signature on.

What is he supposed to do? It was probably presented as a "sign here or you can never come to school again" sort of deal. He might not even have been able to understand the legalese even if he studied it.

Jesus no wonder why kid,s start shootings cause they get so fucking pissed of over school its so gay they worry about the littlest things!

At 2/4/10 08:14 PM, RoboJesus wrote: "They made me sign a statement"

Did the kid even know what the fuck he was signing?? What a moron. I'm surprised 4th graders are THIS stupid. I mean, they should at least know what the fuck they're slapping their signature on.

I think you'll find you would have been shitting yourself if you were in that situation at that age.
When you're young, and you get shouted at you instinctively react like the kid did, in this case it was signing a statement. It's the same for other situations.

I once brought a big-sized toy-gun for show and tell

Everyone clapped

You could poke an eye out with that thing.

What was the reason for the near-suspension? Did the child threaten to "shoot" other children?

Or stab?

These schools are pathetic. Kindergarteners can't even use their fingers to make gun symbols without getting into deep shit.

Also, that principal's face WILL give me nightmares for a while.

Kind of reminds me of when I got in trouble back in early grade school for having a small toy gun like that. That's utter bullshit.

Maybe the Principal had a trauma after her son accidentally choked on a LEGO gun.

At 2/4/10 10:14 PM, AngryCat wrote: This stupid fucking country...

Well not all teachers are like that.. but yeah what that woman did was pretty damn stupid.

THATS BULL SHIT! the little axe could do way more harm then the gun and that principle gives me nightmares

BULL SHIT! Was that principal fucking serious? Schools, especially crazy/over liberal public schools go to far with saftey and over react to little things like a kid talking about guns and war and stuff but dont pay attention when any kid or child(ESPECIALLY a minority(NOT BEING RACIST :P))talks about joining a gang, seriously, a teacher got disciplined at my middle public school for arguing with a child on joining a gang after he said "Its a cultural thing".

Anyway that principle is Bat shit crazy(Not to mention she looks like a shit stain on a homeless mans sock)and overrreacted. In my chatholic high school, theres not even one danm camera because they trust their students and understand they wont go crazy(Because the brothers/priests/and the hot big boobed guidance counselers keep close watch and are involved)nor is there a metal detector or any security measure(unless you count our janitor...who has a blackbelt in some kind of martial art)Bottom line: Principals bat shit crazy, Should get in trouble for making kid sign somthing, and the kid should just keep bringing the toy gun with lego man just to piss her off :P

This story scares me for some reason.

I sometimes drew stick figures shooting each other on my tests when I was done.

The FBI are probably hot on my trail as we speak, I'd best run.

There's also taht story about a kid who was like 5 that got suspended for a week because his hair was too long. There's no point in doing it. There's realy no reason for the punishment. Nothing was committed that they knew they were doing.

At 2/4/10 07:19 PM, supperman2 wrote:

At 2/4/10 07:16 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote: What's next? A kid gets suspended for taking a drawing of a gun to school?

Actually that happens too, even in high school. I've seen it and was in disgust. I think the argument is that it looks like they're supporting violence, not causing it, even when shit like this is so tom and jerry.

Ok so if you can get suspended for bringing a drawing of a gun to school i bet the next step is to suspend someone who says the word gun at school. seriously come on people.

At 2/4/10 08:45 PM, FurryOwlet wrote: That's stupid and that woman looks like a bitch.

no she looks more like a lesbo feminazi to me.

That's nothing. I actually heard of an incident where a couple of Kindergarten students were suspended for a week because one of the kids pretended his hand was a gun during a game of cops and robbers.

how the hell did she find THAT shit toy?!

I saw this a loong time ago.

At 6/14/10 09:07 PM, Thedeadone64 wrote: how the hell did she find THAT shit toy?!

Question 1:

Why did you bump a 4 month old thread?

Question 2:

Why did you put emphasis on "that"?

At 6/14/10 09:07 PM, Thedeadone64 wrote: how the hell did she find THAT shit toy?!

Thanks for bumping this thread. I just lost a little more hope in humanity.

I should be fresh out by the end of the week.

At 6/14/10 09:11 PM, physicsman09 wrote:

At 6/14/10 09:07 PM, Thedeadone64 wrote: how the hell did she find THAT shit toy?!

Question 1:

Why did you bump a 4 month old thread?

Question 1 1/2: why would anyone care? (about an ld thread)

That picture of the principal definitely falls under the shock image cathegory.

Its the rules. You can't bring anything that looks like a gun no matter how small or fake looking. They made this very clear even in Elementary school.

At 2/4/10 08:02 PM, lemonsourkid wrote: I couldn't help it but facepalm.

Neither could I. This goes beyond stupidity.