OK It's Official: The online-communities of KnowYourMeme.com & NewGrounds.com will help me design and/or manage the Internet World-Theme Park (Codename: iWorld Project), unless I die this summer.
Bamboozle, from KnowYourMeme.com came up with some excellent ideas for park-rides, like some of you did so. I plan to share those ideas with all of you, someday.
Here are some more ideas I have for Internet World Theme Park-Rides & Events:
1. The Chuck Norris Mountain-Ride
A Chuck Norris Head-shaped mountain, in which park-riders would be quickly shuttled up, around, and through holes (caves) within the mountain. Each hole would have a hidden exit, so as the riders are zooming past mythical scenes from Chuck Norris's epic battles & Monsters, they'll be blasted through dark passages & doors that would suddenly open wide enough for the riders to escape each cave (where the monsters were chasing them).
So basically the Chuck Norris Mountain-Ride would appear much like a haunted rocky-house, except visitors will be going through each sections of that ride in a vehicle that protects them from actually being harmed or struck by any of those performers in the monster-outfits. In other words, that ride will be scary & confusing -like I am.
2. The Over 9000-ft Long Ride - Another roller-coaster, which would blast park-riders up, over, and around various towers & facilities, which I plan to design (and build) at my future-park.
3. The Pedobear Van - This ride will be shaped as van & col:ored brown with yellow "epic smiley-face" dots like this emoticon: http://i41.tinypic.com/k06pmc.jpg
The park-riders, who partake of that ride will be molested, until someone calls the police IRL.