Mom jokes? Fatty jokes? Beat him up?
Surprise me.
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
- Mark Twain
Kick him in the nuts and throw chocolate doughnuts into a river in front of him.
"If we do not learn from history then we are doomed to repeat it."
PSNID: fire-exit-man (oh Lord i'm original!)
At 2/3/10 02:31 PM, Dugh wrote: Mom jokes? Fatty jokes? Beat him up?
Surprise me.
I lol'd
Someone please tell me this guy is photoshoped, he's so friggen ugly it's hillarious
This is why I hate you guys | Do not click | I'LL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF!
I kill threads with my lameness.
Tell him Twilight is his real dad.
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At 2/3/10 02:37 PM, HazeStigma wrote: Tell him Twilight is his real dad.
Twilight isn't that bad, Tell him GothClawz is his real dad and he is guaranteed to commit suicide.
Ask Charidad he seems to know how to make his children cry.
As for me I'd belittle their existence.
Tell him I killed ALF, and I ate everything in his lunch, and replaced it with fruits and vegetables. Then kick him in the testicles and knock him over so he can't get up. All for shits and giggles :D
"Here boy! Here, boy! See da doughnut? See the doughnut??? Go get it, boy! Go, get it! You ain't gonna get it? *hit, hit, punch, punch* You-will-get-that-damn-dough-nut-or-you'
s-gonna-get-killed-dead."
Or something actually funny.
Life is a performance, and the world is full of critics. Give it your all like it's your last show.
You don't even want to know
I'd show the fat fuck a piece of fruit.
I don't know but it looks like he fucks on the first date.
My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.
Dropkick to the nuts can make any boy cry.
or lesser men...
Get a ladder and hang a donut over it to see how far he'll go for a donut.
At 2/3/10 03:30 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: I don't know but it looks like he fucks on the first date.
This could become a photoshop thread so easily. And I'd like it.
I made this sig myself and I am proud of it.
I would give him my usericon and then take it from him.
Level 2 at time of posting.
Sploosh.
Aw, i think he is adorable in a way and oversizes cat or bunny is adorable ^^
i have so menny ideas i cant chose one
Id give him a cuddle he looks like he would be petrified of girls
At 2/3/10 04:09 PM, Dew wrote: I would never make fun of someone that is mentally or physically handicapped in some way like this man is here.
He doesn't look like he is mentally or physically handicapped, just fat.
My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.
At 2/3/10 02:37 PM, HazeStigma wrote: Tell him Twilight is his real dad.
And that GOTHCLAWZ is his mother.
In December, drinkin' horchata, I look psycotic in a, bal-a-clava.
Nothing, i would leave the harsh reallity of the outside world to deal with him.
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
That poor kid. Too bad his parents suck.
Who's your warden, baby?
At 2/3/10 05:33 PM, Scary-Kids wrote: I'd rape him.
I'd rape your mom.
twice
take his luchbog and throw it at the river
He thought life couldn't get any worse.
When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
Let's Player, Artist, Pony writer, Cuteness!
I know, delete his world of warcraft account!
People!! You must of seriously seen the sketches where he goes up to like 20-22year old hot girls and tries to flirt and get there phone numbers and a date?!? It's freaking hilarious.
Plus, i'd play bowling with him...
At 2/3/10 03:30 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: I don't know but it looks like he fucks on the first date.
Damn that's a skillful shop.
I'd probably introduce him to a chubby chasing pedo.
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