Twisted Fairytale

[bipolarmunkey]

Just a little something I wrote awhile back and felt it was somewhat amusing. Hope you enjoy it, lol.

Once upon a time, there was a lost rhyme
That told a story of violence, but of a different kind
When all appears like nothing's wrong, and everyone's innocent
Even fairytales have a dark side, where their souls are bent

So now it begins, the fairytale of hate
So read on now quickly, before it's too late
The fairytales are waiting, because when you're in sight
They'll all become vicious again, so be prepared to fight

It was a gloomy day, when they all snapped
The characters of fairytales, needed a good laugh
So instead of watching TV, or playing a quiet game
They slaughtered one another, and quickly went insane

The three little pigs, houses were burned down
Not by the big bad, wolf, but from everyone in town
The ugly duckling cried, in all of the turmoil
The mother duck, who had enough, doused her in oil

She lit a match and quickly set, the ugly duckling aflame
She laughed such an evil laugh, happy to watch the pain
But the fun was quickly over, as she soon died
Puss in boots came swiftly over, & ate her alive

Goldilocks took a flamethrower to all of the three bears
But she was quickly sucker-punched, by the tortoise & the hare
Cinderella took her glass shoe and took out the Prince's eye
Sleeping Beauty who just awoke had a heart attack and died

The Seven dwarves teamed up and took out the King and Queen
But quickly turned on one another, it was not a pretty scene
The lion with a thorn in his paw, choked on the mouse
The beast trampled the beauty, who had just burned down a house

The carnage continued until the Sun was set
Fairytales killed each other until only one was left
Alice came out of Wonderland and saw all the pain
She sat down and began to cry as it began to rain

I hope you realize now, just what must be done
You can never read another tale, or tell them to have "fun"
Because they all go crazy, and no one will be left
They don't know when to stop, so it's probably for the best

So next time you go to open a book
Please read the cover first, and think twice before you look...