If You Met Jesus

[rome-lherison]

If you were to have met Jesus in a similar circumstance as Peter did in that Family Guy how exactly would you react. Would you pee on Amy Grant CD"s are play Call of Duty... Rob a bank..? WHAT?

Discuss
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[Elixur]

Fictitious situation requires an absurd answer.

I'd ask him for an erotic spooning session with a happy ending, following a round of golf.

[Oliver]

I would discuss with him how unfunny Family Guy really is.

[Acid-Paradox]

I would slap him , just for fun.

[Sensationalism]

I'd ask him why he hated animals.

[IamJJFishTruck]

I have met Jesus, you know hes that guy who works the grill at Burger King.

[blazer133]

I would call him a liar, then push him into a gay bar and lock the door.

not dissin the gays, it's just that, christans dont reallyl ike you, and that would probably be the last place he'd want to be.

[Leo3oproductions]

I already have.

[Drake]

Ask him if homosexuality is wrong and if he can cook up some damn good burgers.

[NoxDexus]

Jesus I wouldn't care to meet. Now, if I met Raptor Jesus, that would be just fucking awesome.

[Afterhumanity]

If I somehow met Jesus, I would take him to the titty bar.

[Ragnarokia]

I would talk to him about christianity and how close it was to the real him.

[Shanus]

I would ask him, "So Jesus, what's the deal with all of your "friends" being guys, come on seriously?"

[Donut]

I would probably ask him which console is REALLY better than the other.

[The4thSurvivor]

if I met jesus?

[Ericho]

If I met Jesus, I wouldl ask him exactly what I could do to help the world around me, and I would ask if there was a Heaven and who went to it. I would also ask him when the world was going to end, as it will inevitably end eventually, and what I could do to bring Christianity back to what it is that He truly wanted. That would be nice.

[NeverHundred]

At 2/2/10 10:42 AM, Shanus wrote: I would ask him, "So Jesus, what's the deal with all of your "friends" being guys, come on seriously?"

he was shy around girls.

[Skrupsakken]

I would rape him, just for the sake of it!:D

Really, how many you've met, have been able to look you into the eyes and tell you, they raped Jesus?

[The4thSurvivor]

At 2/2/10 10:47 AM, NeverHundred wrote:

At 2/2/10 10:42 AM, Shanus wrote: I would ask him, "So Jesus, what's the deal with all of your "friends" being guys, come on seriously?"

he was shy around girls.

yeah, because he was an uncircumcised Jewish man with long hair.

Thats as weird as they come.

[Violent-LJ]

I would ask him if booze, pot and hookers are "sinful" and then throw a sin fucking party

[The4thSurvivor]

At 2/2/10 10:53 AM, Violent-LJ wrote: I would ask him if booze, pot and hookers are "sinful" and then throw a sin fucking party

BEST REPLY.

[PatchM13]

I would ask him to come to my house, where there would be a cross waiting...

hey, im jewish. we did it once, we can do it again!

[gamekillereater]

I'd beat him up with a baseball-bat.

[Scarface]

Here's the entire thread in one post.

Guy1 "Jesus isn't real."
Guy2 "Leik, OMG he is!"
Guy1 "Then prove it you can't because he isn't I win."
Guy2 "You're going to hell unless you believe!"
Guy3 "He is real, I saw him in a dream!"
Guy4 "That was only a dream."
Guy2 "NO HE IS REALL!"
Mod "I'm locking the fuck out of this thread and banning all of you."

This is what happens to every single religion thread ever.

[Lost-Chances]

Sometimes, I wonder if broadcasting seriously unfunny material should be banned out-right.

[GlebGuy]

...Making me free.
Free from the chains this world binds every soul, free from the ground holding my feet, free to touch and feel air... To be able to run faster than anything else, jump higher and faster than a rocket taking off.

Free.

[Mechabloby]

"Jesus, please bring back Jeff Buckley".

[Saxturbation]

I would grab a glass of water and ask him to make moonshine.

That is how it goes right?

[ToxicWasteBarrel]

if i met jesus i would smoke a fat doobie. sing campfire songs, then drown him in camp crystal lake.

[BardenBarden]

'Z0MG Z0MBI3 JEBUZ LULZ!'

Then I'd question his 'fathers' existance for 'TEH LULZ'