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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-01 14:04:26 Reply

At 2/1/10 01:46 PM, Sidorio wrote: I think this game could have benefited from not having magical hair clothing as a major plot point.

I don't remember the plot talking about her hair at all, it's just... kinda there.


You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-01 14:05:37 Reply

At 2/1/10 02:04 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote:
At 2/1/10 01:46 PM, Sidorio wrote: I think this game could have benefited from not having magical hair clothing as a major plot point.
I don't remember the plot talking about her hair at all, it's just... kinda there.

Her most powerful attack is killer hair.


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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-01 14:10:14 Reply

At 2/1/10 02:05 PM, Sidorio wrote:
At 2/1/10 02:04 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote:
At 2/1/10 01:46 PM, Sidorio wrote: I think this game could have benefited from not having magical hair clothing as a major plot point.
I don't remember the plot talking about her hair at all, it's just... kinda there.
Her most powerful attack is killer hair.

And she uses her hair to summon a demon hair goddess to punch an angle goddess so hard she has full control of the flight path of the impact to steer the angle into the fukkin' sun.

I didn't think anyone would care after that.


You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-01 14:15:54 Reply

Why yes i do find myself aroused by unreal people sometimes. Like Sheva from RE5.


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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-01 16:48:00 Reply

At 2/1/10 04:36 PM, Tramps wrote:
At 2/1/10 12:37 PM, Mendou wrote:
How is it 'wapanese' to fly off and walk on the sides of buildings?
Because it's a very Japanese style thing to do. They emphasise the aerial maneuvers with lots of flips and unecessary trippy action sequenes with far too much going on.

Honestly I know someone who had a fit just from playing the game.


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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-01 16:48:27 Reply

At 2/1/10 01:18 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: Yea this "bitch" will kill you easily as any merciless highly skilled woman would do to a obese little horny child then leave you lying in a pulp with your last view being her "ass"

Enjoy.

Too bad she's not real. You know you fap to that, don't even try to play that off.


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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-01 16:51:29 Reply

Rikku from Final Fantasy X

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-01 18:12:28 Reply

I have actually only seen the commercials, but I may just buy this game for some fapping material.

Also now that I think of it I remember being a little kid and being really attracted to the Disney chicks, and aladdin of course, I would so go gay for him.


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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-01 18:31:49 Reply

You know, the point of the character was to stick all sorts of different fetishes and sex appeal traits onto a character who is very powerful and deadly. Bayonetta's sexiness is part of her character, not a pander to baser male desires. We have DoA: Volleyball for that.

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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-01 18:45:51 Reply

Cortana from Halo defenetly gives bonners to evry one that played the game she wins MOTHERF*CKERS!!!

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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-01 18:54:44 Reply

I don't get hard for pixels.


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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-03 02:17:46 Reply

The first lady of fighting games.

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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-03 02:19:51 Reply

Another lady who appears in a more recent fighting game.

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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-03 02:29:05 Reply

Looks like Sarah Palin for some reason...


True story...

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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-03 02:30:40 Reply

I've not really felt anything for any game characters, but leo is kinda cute because she looks like my girlfriend.

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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-03 12:59:34 Reply

At 2/3/10 02:30 AM, LordFerrok wrote: I've not really felt anything for any game characters, but leo is kinda cute because she looks like my girlfriend.

Your girlfriend looks like a teenage boy?

What do you think of this one, by chance?

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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-03 13:11:15 Reply

At 2/1/10 04:36 PM, Tramps wrote:
At 2/1/10 12:37 PM, Mendou wrote:
At 2/1/10 12:33 PM, Tramps wrote: "I AM WAPANESE, WATCH ME FLIP OFF BUILDING."
How is it 'wapanese' to fly off and walk on the sides of buildings?
Because it's a very Japanese style thing to do. They emphasise the aerial maneuvers with lots of flips and unecessary trippy action sequenes with far too much going on.

Cirque Dis Oley isnt japanese....and they do flips...and aerial manuevers.....


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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-03 13:32:05 Reply

At 2/3/10 12:59 PM, Yorik wrote:
At 2/3/10 02:30 AM, LordFerrok wrote: I've not really felt anything for any game characters, but leo is kinda cute because she looks like my girlfriend.
Your girlfriend looks like a teenage boy?

Yeah, pretty much


What do you think of this one, by chance?

I'm not all that into nuns


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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-03 13:39:03 Reply

At 2/1/10 05:17 AM, Rozner wrote: i hve been sexualy aqtreacted to samus

Samus is a man

AND DON'T YOU DARE FORGET IT.

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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-03 13:39:38 Reply

Umm, hell yeah I have been. For video game characters I guess most of the chicks in the Metal Gear Solid series. But for now I will leave you with this:

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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-03 13:49:58 Reply

At 2/3/10 01:39 PM, gingermagicman wrote:
At 2/1/10 05:17 AM, Rozner wrote: i hve been sexualy aqtreacted to samus
Samus is a man
AND DON'T YOU DARE FORGET IT.

Orly?

boy, fellas here sure do like themselves some Reiq.

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Response to Bayonetta 2010-02-03 14:45:42 Reply

At 2/1/10 02:48 AM, FBIpolux wrote: This bitch is NOT hot. Ever heard of lenses? I mean wtf nerd bitch stfu and make me a sandwitch you hoe.

LOL freaking win


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