Bayonetta

[Ranchero]

Yes this is a video game, No this is not the VG Forum.

BUT

This game marks the first time I have ever been sexually aroused by a video game character. I mean dayum, that bitch is hot. Are you guys ever find yourselves attracted to people that aren't real?

[95688kage]

Um, hentai

[Yrtnej]

At 2/1/10 12:51 AM, Ranchero wrote: Are you guys ever find yourselves attracted to people that aren't real?

No, and definitely not this one.

[Ranchero]

At 2/1/10 12:53 AM, Yrtnej wrote:

At 2/1/10 12:51 AM, Ranchero wrote: Are you guys ever find yourselves attracted to people that aren't real?

No, and definitely not this one.

How can you say that to this kind of ass!?

[someone-else]

It also helps that they have British accents.

[Ragnarokia]

Yea this "bitch" will kill you easily as any merciless highly skilled woman would do to a obese little horny child then leave you lying in a pulp with your last view being her "ass"

Enjoy.

[FIGMENTUM]

she is one of the most annoying videogame personalities I have ever come across. no amount of good looks can overcome that. I played the game through once, never again.

[FoAngel]

At 2/1/10 12:57 AM, Ranchero wrote:

At 2/1/10 12:53 AM, Yrtnej wrote:

At 2/1/10 12:51 AM, Ranchero wrote: Are you guys ever find yourselves attracted to people that aren't real?

No, and definitely not this one.

How can you say that to this kind of ass!?

I know what that CG guy does with gradients is pure poetry =3

id have the hots for him more than this chick

[Jercurpac]

At 2/1/10 01:58 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: she is one of the most annoying videogame personalities I have ever come across. no amount of good looks can overcome that. I played the game through once, never again.

What about the achievements and trophies, man? Everyone will think that you're a fucking, piece of shit casual gamer if you don't slog through a game you didn't enjoy five extra times to boost a number no one will ever look at. And to think I used to respect you.

[Loki]

This bitch is NOT hot. Ever heard of lenses? I mean wtf nerd bitch stfu and make me a sandwitch you hoe.

[The4thSurvivor]

No, I havnt been attracted to any video game character BUT

WHen Candy Suxxx was getting banged in Vice City I did almost pop a boner.

Bayonetta was a sick game. The story kinda sucked, but the game play was amazing. And the way she walks?

Really sexy. She sways her hips.

[FIGMENTUM]

At 2/1/10 02:06 AM, Jercurpac wrote:

At 2/1/10 01:58 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: she is one of the most annoying videogame personalities I have ever come across. no amount of good looks can overcome that. I played the game through once, never again.

What about the achievements and trophies, man? Everyone will think that you're a fucking, piece of shit casual gamer if you don't slog through a game you didn't enjoy five extra times to boost a number no one will ever look at. And to think I used to respect you.

hahaha yo beeyatch I got 31% of them trophies, even wasted time making items I knew I'd never use for a +1. besides, the ps3 finally got hacked not too long ago, maybe I can hack myself the rest of the trophies hahaha.

[Rozner]

i hve been sexualy aqtreacted to samus

[OMGhaxedlol]

i just jizzed my pants

[Thunder-Struck]

I think the girl in Dante's Inferno is sexier. Unlike Bayonetta you actually see her tits.

[Elixur]

About the only fiction based character to ever arouse me would be Rikku from FFX I have no idea why =S
I only like the life like photos though, not the anime or video game style drawings.

[gamekillereater]

Tanya from RA2 was pretty hot, but then again she wasn't made out of polygons, so um yeah.

[HahaISuckMoreThanYou]

At 2/1/10 07:16 AM, Seraphim17 wrote: About the only fiction based character to ever arouse me would be Rikku from FFX I have no idea why =S
I only like the life like photos though, not the anime or video game style drawings.

Lol and did you buy FFX-2 just to look up Riku's skirt and see her in a bikini

[The-Great-One]

HOLY EFFIN SNICKERDOODLES MAN!

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7496 21

[simon]

I think there's actually a thread in the Videogame Forum about sexual attractions to videogame characters, yes I'm serious.

[Devn]

im in love with this chick too, i just beat this game yesterday. I was up all night haha. Just dont fuck with her or she'll shoot you with her crazy ass boots. damn this game is so cool.

[Devn]

At 2/1/10 12:53 AM, Yrtnej wrote:

At 2/1/10 12:51 AM, Ranchero wrote: Are you guys ever find yourselves attracted to people that aren't real?

No, and definitely not this one.

do you somehow not like bayonetta? this is a fun ass game. and she may look like a complete slut but, she is a really awesome character. basically the first female main character that i like.
Heavenly Sword sucks ass

[Ruyuk]

That chick looks like a chick I banged last summer. Amazing!

[Silver-Glint]

At 2/1/10 07:16 AM, Seraphim17 wrote: About the only fiction based character to ever arouse me would be Rikku from FFX I have no idea why =S
I only like the life like photos though, not the anime or video game style drawings.

Lol. I always imagined her as very young.. like 15 or something..

[CaptainQuartz]

She looks okay.
But god DAMN. Is her personality annoying.

[TylerDurden121]

No, this is the hottest video game character, EVER.

[Shabbo]

At 2/1/10 12:57 AM, Ranchero wrote:

How can you say that to this kind of ass!?

No this isn't the first time.

On a side note.

[Goldfire64]

Bayonetta's legs are to long for me, they just look unnaturally long. But i have been attracted to a number of video game females.

cassandra of Soul caliber, Jessica of DQ8, Kasumi, Rikku, Samus, the list goes on.

[EvilerBowser1001]

Eh, not really feeling it that much with her.

I mean, I'm really digging the glasses, the hair's interesting, I like the earrings, and she does have a nice ass, but that's really about it.
She's otherwise an annoying bitch in a ludicrous action game, which is pretty much what happens with a lot of female characters of her type.

[Sidorio]

I think this game could have benefited from not having magical hair clothing as a major plot point.