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At 1/31/10 08:31 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: Brainwashing brainwashing brainwashing

... Is it working yet?

brainwashing

what was that?

brainwashing

I drive, im not dead.

yet.

I get tired of people bringing religion into EVERYTHING. I'm Christian, but I don't necessarily believe in religion being a part of everything. They bring God into it to try and scare you

When I hear people say things about drugs they don't say "Don't Do Drugs" it's more like "Trying things once is fine but if you do it another time you're fucked" which my even less sense to me

Kids, don't drive off cliffs, that's not cool. This message sponsored by Viagra.

FACT: if you post in this thread, you're going to die

ANOTHER FACT: if you don't post in this thread, you're going to die.

At 1/31/10 09:49 PM, Powerage wrote: FACT: if you post in this thread, you're going to die

ANOTHER FACT: if you don't post in this thread, you're going to die.

i better post in this thread about not posting in this thread D:

i think that's like shooting a blue portal through an orange portal...

o.o

Your from Pittsburgh aren't you?

i knew 2 women who were from Pittsburgh.i had infatuations for them.

.....FACT:every girl from Pittsburgh will make you have an infatuation for them!

At 1/31/10 09:52 PM, 111122223138 wrote:

i think that's like shooting a blue portal through an orange portal...

o.o

SCIENCE!

Do you like video games? Well young Tommy liked video games; when he went home from school he played video games all night until he fell asleep. When he awoke, his testicles fell off, his parents committed suicide, and he was diagnosed with Aids.
Remember kids, don't play video games or you'll end like Tommy.

I wouldn't be surprised to see a PSA telling us not to drink the water or breathe the air, because new scientific research shows that they both give cancer.

At 1/31/10 06:49 PM, exzeta wrote: The fuck?

I fell out of my seat laughing there.

At 1/31/10 10:01 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:

At 1/31/10 09:52 PM, 111122223138 wrote:

i think that's like shooting a blue portal through an orange portal...

o.o

SCIENCE!

Almost looks like cover art from a TOOL album.

People die of everything all the time. It's nobodies fault, it's all goddamn circumstance.

One day, little Bobby was having some strange feelings. He realized that he was GAY. He then got Testicle cancer and AIDS and died. Remember kids, don't be gay, or YOU will end up like little Bobby.

Sponsored by the Pope

100% of all car owners will die.

I can't even ride a bike

Whoppee..Death defying...

If you drive a car you will die
if you don't drive a car you will die
if you do drugs you will die
if you don't, you will die

etc.: the only certainty in life is death, therefore, why panic about it?

That reminds me of this poster in my school of some girl, covered in blood, and stuck inside a car. It sort of made me not want to drive ever again.

At 1/31/10 09:56 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Your from Pittsburgh aren't you?

i knew 2 women who were from Pittsburgh.i had infatuations for them.

.....FACT:every girl from Pittsburgh will make you have an infatuation for them!

yes :D

3

At 1/31/10 06:22 PM, exzeta wrote:

At 1/31/10 06:21 PM, Laughingbox wrote:

At 1/31/10 06:05 PM, Gagsy wrote: If you live, you're gonna die.

So if I stop living, I won't die?

You will die when you stop living.

PARADOX?

i think NOT!!

At 2/1/10 04:23 AM, Axlzero451 wrote: One day, little Bobby was having some strange feelings. He realized that he was GAY. He then got Testicle cancer and AIDS and died. Remember kids, don't be gay, or YOU will end up like little Bobby.

Sponsored by the Pope

But I don't have testicles. Am I safe?

I don't drive a car, that must mean...

... I'm invincible! Watch out world, Ranchero is back and scared of nothing this time!

Tom Fulp was a charming boy that grew up in pennsylvania...

he grew up to own a successful buisness and website

Moral of the story...
if you were born in PA, you'll be successful

I'm going to be succesfful :D