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At 1/31/10 05:57 PM, Synnxile wrote: I'd talk to Hitler and ask him why he's such a douchebag.

Oh, so just because he's a softie that makes him a douchebag?

If Dante's Inferno is at all accurate, Plato would be nice to strike up a conversation with.

the nbc executive who made the final decisions between nbc and conan's separation.

i'm still with coco damnit!

If it's Dante's hell, I'll be in the same place as all the intellectuals, so I wouldn't even know where to begin. So much to learn in such a short eternity...honestly I'm not so sure it would qualify as punishment.

I wouldn't go to Hell because Hell is a paradox.

Shakespeare.

I'd tell him that if he had seen the drama-student-reenactment of Macbeth that I had to sit through when I was fifteen, he would understand completely why he is there.

I would look around to see where all the whores are.

Elpanor, and he would tell me to give him a proper burial.

Knowing that I will go to hell if it exsists... well...

I'd probably ask Satan were the lava pits are at so I could lounge around with Hitler and have a nice laugh.

I'd be too shy to talk to anyone.

I would talk to a cavemen and laugh at him

Stalin. Definatly.

At 1/31/10 06:41 PM, Sekhem wrote: hell doesn't exist

it's the result of centuries of mistranslation of the bible

its a good concept its meant people have been pretty good for hundereds of years so dont knock it

At 2/1/10 12:14 AM, Dawnslayer wrote: If it's Dante's hell, I'll be in the same place as all the intellectuals, so I wouldn't even know where to begin. So much to learn in such a short eternity...honestly I'm not so sure it would qualify as punishment.

the divine comedy (dantes inferno) the great philophisers without religios belif went into limbo the first
of the nine circles of hell
in limbo you would see nothing but a kid of misty smoke hearing only the voices of the lost who like you are doomed to wander through this layer of hell for all eternity

also there is the very different norse hel with only one "l" and thats just a frosen wasteland

I would go up to Adolf Eichmann, Adolf Hitler, Aman Goeth, and Josef Mengele. I would be eager to find out which of them was the most evil, and I would be able to study whether or not anyone, regardless of what they had done, could have no redeeming features whatsoever. I would also ask the Devil when Fred Phelps' time was due.

Hell and Heaven are both nonexistent, I wouldn't talk to anybody. I'd rot in my casket.

Kurt Cobain. Because if you believe in heaven and hell then you must believe that any one who commits suicide goes to hell.

I'd talk to Eazy-E and ask where the good weed is.

I'd also ask who he fucked in hell.

I don't want to spend my eternity in hellfire with HELL AIDS now.

Well, I'd stick AWAY from Mickle jackson.

Because hes not there.

I would ask Hitler too, and I would say, "Why did you make another war just to get millions of soldiers dead, you douchebag."

I would talk to the big man himself and tell him there has been a mistake for me being down here 0.0

Hmmm, I think I would have to go talk with Vlad Tepes, you know, the impaler and Hitler and ask why they were such assholes >:( Then i would kick them!

"I'm just as surprized as zu are!", Who got that one?

Robot Chicken ^^ wat a twist!