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yup just like the song.
post YOUR OWN My Dick, Your Dick rhyme
my dick, a jackhammer smashin concrete
yo dick, petite hung like a parakeet
My dick, ferocious and wild
Your dick, tame like a small child
My dick, bigger than an airliner
Your dick, looks like a vagina
My dick, is resting on the floor
Your dick, dont make it past your balls
My friend's were supposed to play a show with that asshole and he backed out last minute.
Clearly he has a little penis.
my dick, always on pay per view
yo dick, always gay for dudes
my dick, slappa da bass
yo dick, needs to pick up the pace
my dick, always tappin all the hotties
yo dick, crawled up inside your body
my dick, anatomically astronomical
yo dick, sips tea and wears a monocle
my dick; a masterpice, a work of art
yo dick; a piece of shit that coughs and farts
my dick; breaking all the laws
yo dick; pissin on your balls
my dick; huge like the big dipper
yo dick; got caught in ya zipper
my dick; gettin sucked like big gulps
yo dick; wishes it was Tom Fulp's
You people are all too clever!
Can't think of anything!
At 1/31/10 01:43 AM, Saxturbation wrote: My dick, all up in your face
Your dick, such a fucking disgrace
Nice one. :)
My dick; sexual equivalent of Beethoven
Your dick; sexual equivalent of Big Rigs Racing
My dick, bigger than yours,
Your dick, only tasted whores,
My dick, eats alot of pussy,
Your dick, tells other cocks "kiss me",
My dick, the wall of China,
Your dick, I can see it, kinda.
My dick, is like a holiday hamper
Your dick, is getting sucked by stamper
My dick, is bigger than the hulk
Your dick, looks like wade fulp
My dick, as illustrated by JohnnyUtah,
Your dick, aint even got a computer
My dick, got more crack than Amy Whinehouse
Your dick, aint aint got shit on a field mouse
My dick; rough like a barbarian
Yo dick; skinny like an ethiopian
My dick is amazing
Your dick can't sing.
My dick is superior.
Your dick is inferior.
My dick is bigger than Jamoke.
Your dick is dipped in coke.
I am awesome.
My dick, stands straight like a soldier
Your dick will still please (at least that's what you told her!)
Sometimes, it would rain men. "Hallelujah!", we would cry. Thousands were killed.
At 1/31/10 01:50 AM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote: My dick; tiny and flaccid
Yo dick; damn that shit's massive!
Uh don't you mean that the other way.
Who's your warden, baby?