Itt: My Dick, Your Dick

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muj26g3eu gU

yup just like the song.
post YOUR OWN My Dick, Your Dick rhyme

my dick, a jackhammer smashin concrete
yo dick, petite hung like a parakeet

[BraddScott]

My dick, ferocious and wild
Your dick, tame like a small child

My dick, bigger than an airliner
Your dick, looks like a vagina

My dick, is resting on the floor
Your dick, dont make it past your balls

[DragonFyre9]

My dick fat as a blimp. Your dick tiny and limp.

[Famiry]

My friend's were supposed to play a show with that asshole and he backed out last minute.

Clearly he has a little penis.

[b-rod]

My dick; was in your mom

Your dick; was also in your mom

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my dick, always on pay per view
yo dick, always gay for dudes

my dick, slappa da bass
yo dick, needs to pick up the pace

my dick, always tappin all the hotties
yo dick, crawled up inside your body

my dick, anatomically astronomical
yo dick, sips tea and wears a monocle

[Saxturbation]

My dick, all up in your face
Your dick, such a fucking disgrace

[DudeGoofyGuy]

My dick; tiny and flaccid
Yo dick; damn that shit's massive!

[Tobi]

Yo, my dick is big,
Yo' dick will get bigger if you join the Basterds, link in my sig

[Canas]

Ma dick, has it's own jurisdiction
Yo dick, paperback found in fiction

[Boss]

My dick, is kind of large
Yo dick, is not kind of large

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my dick; a masterpice, a work of art
yo dick; a piece of shit that coughs and farts

my dick; breaking all the laws
yo dick; pissin on your balls

my dick; huge like the big dipper
yo dick; got caught in ya zipper

my dick; gettin sucked like big gulps
yo dick; wishes it was Tom Fulp's

[esko-man]

my dick, got an area code
yo dick, smells like mold

[Tribal]

I wonder what the female users will have to say.

[Onepiece285]

ooooooohhh can I smell yo dick?

[Tateos]

My dick; wifebeatin'ly massive
Your dick; floppy and passive

[BluLime]

You people are all too clever!
Can't think of anything!
Losing...interest...in...thread...

[BluLime]

At 1/31/10 01:43 AM, Saxturbation wrote: My dick, all up in your face
Your dick, such a fucking disgrace

INTEREST GET!!
Nice one. :)

[PeterM]

At 1/31/10 02:40 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: I wonder what the female users will have to say.

My vagina : tight and small, perfect for a shag.
Your vagina : big and cavernous like a fucking industrial bin bag.

[Sawdust]

My dick; sexual equivalent of Beethoven
Your dick; sexual equivalent of Big Rigs Racing

[FeedingAdiction]

My dick, bigger than yours,
Your dick, only tasted whores,
My dick, eats alot of pussy,
Your dick, tells other cocks "kiss me",
My dick, the wall of China,
Your dick, I can see it, kinda.

[BraddScott]

My dick, is like a holiday hamper
Your dick, is getting sucked by stamper

My dick, is bigger than the hulk
Your dick, looks like wade fulp

My dick, as illustrated by JohnnyUtah,
Your dick, aint even got a computer

My dick, got more crack than Amy Whinehouse
Your dick, aint aint got shit on a field mouse

[LBRocker]

My Dick, it looks like a meat pillar

Yo dick, uglier than RKThrilla

[iMini]

My dick letting off steam
Your dick, only in your dreams

[andhination]

My dick big
Your dick small

[SymbolCymbal]

My dick; rough like a barbarian
Yo dick; skinny like an ethiopian

[Erty]

My dick is amazing
Your dick can't sing.

My dick is superior.
Your dick is inferior.

My dick is bigger than Jamoke.
Your dick is dipped in coke.

I am awesome.

[Stupor]

My dick, stands straight like a soldier

Your dick will still please (at least that's what you told her!)

[Saxturbation]

At 1/31/10 01:50 AM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote: My dick; tiny and flaccid
Yo dick; damn that shit's massive!

Uh don't you mean that the other way.

[Luke]

My dick is the size of the empire state building.
Your dick is stupid.