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At 1/29/10 03:15 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 1/29/10 03:10 PM, Saxturbation wrote: Spoon with them.

Sounds like you'd have some fun there.

One word. Definitely.

Grab their co--
I'd get up and run.

My room is pretty small, so I would first look who it is, since I couldn't be assed into taking down my bright blue christmas lights, I would see them. If I don't know who it is, I would throw my blanket at them and quickly grab my scimitar-style sword from the other side of my room.

My room is pretty damn small.

I'd get up and beat the shit out of him.

I'd pretend to still be asleep. I don't know how that solves the situation, but I think that will be my first gut reaction. I'd probably take a peek and remember his face so I could describe it in police reports haha.

At 1/29/10 02:09 AM, Deadchick wrote: Offer them sex to spare my life...will that work? o:

Gosh I hope it will.

Your name defines what you will be after the sex.

Or possibly before......ew.....

Im surprised no one said rape, and yeah i would rape him/her

I'd yell gibberish and act like a wildebeest. After which jump around and throw feces at them, they'd be so confused I would have the upper hand to get my rifle from my closet, which is loaded.

offer them sanctuary and shelter

At 1/29/10 02:09 AM, Deadchick wrote: Offer them sex to spare my life...will that work? o:

That answer made me lol - what if it was a relative of yours?

I'd rather act as if im still asleep and slowly reach for the light and turn it on. Than ask them what they think they are doing.

At 1/29/10 01:53 AM, formulario wrote: ask him who he is duh

I know this is completely off topic but, what does your sig say in the screen cap? :P

As for the topic, I'd have to squeeze my testicles until they burst, simply becaue other wise I'd probably piss my pants out of fear. Yes I am aware urine doesn't come from my testicles, I just have nothing else to say. (:

Me personally would tell him to get out of my house and if he doesn't and it's someone i don't know or could harm me, I would kill him....Maybe...or just hurt him.

Wake up from my dream...

Well...I would first turn on my light. If they were still there after that, and were not a dream, i would give up. Just ball up in the fetal position and become autistic. Wouldn't notice a thing. Waking coma. Probably die.

Ask them this, "Ah you must be the rent boy I called for?". It'll scare them off.

If it's too dark, how would I know there was somebody in my room?

At 1/29/10 06:07 PM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote: If it's too dark, how would I know there was somebody in my room?

Well even in the dark you can make out shapes.

I know i can.

I would a-fire mah lazor at them. BWAH!!! I mean, nobody can survive a lazor blast except for Chuck Norris, and if it's him, then I'm screwed regardless.

Hide under the covers and hope it was an illusion.

Cry, and hope he pitites me. .

I think that every night.

I've actually thought about someone coming in my room and just standing their. Maybe i would reach for my bat, i also would wait till it approached me to approach it.

Offer him som caramels and forget the whole thing

At 1/29/10 06:51 PM, Poonmonkey1 wrote: Offer him som caramels and forget the whole thing

Damn, I want some caramels.

At 1/29/10 01:46 AM, BrainlessDan wrote: If you was to wake up in the middle of the night and seen somebody standing in your room. You have no clue who they are or if they have a weapon or not sense it is to dark. What would you do?

I read this and then I read your sig and couldn't stop laughing.
This is kinda a weird situation to put someone in, even hypothetically.

I would probably assume it was one of my family members. And just ask them wtf they're doing.