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submarines and battle ships 2010-01-28 08:32:09 Reply

a mate of mine went for a psyche test, the lady asked him "if a submarine starts to apear out of the middle of the road, what would you do?" he said "i would get my battle ship" she asks "where would you get your battle ship?" he replies "same place you got your fucking submarine"... i pissed myself laughing when he told me, true story


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Response to submarines and battle ships 2010-01-28 08:35:01 Reply

So you sucked his dick?


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Response to submarines and battle ships 2010-01-28 10:20:17 Reply

At 1/28/10 08:35 AM, Me-Patch wrote: So you sucked his dick?

Haha... wait, what?

But no seriously he must be pretty quick to think of that.


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Response to submarines and battle ships 2010-01-28 10:21:38 Reply

At 1/28/10 10:20 AM, Saxturbation wrote: Haha... wait, what?

But no seriously he must be pretty quick to think of that.

Fuck me, bored much?

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Response to submarines and battle ships 2010-01-28 12:22:57 Reply

At 1/28/10 08:35 AM, Me-Patch wrote: So you sucked his dick?

no, but i'll mouth fuck you in a minute if you dont stfu noob. nuff said


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Response to submarines and battle ships 2010-01-28 12:25:03 Reply

no, but i'll mouth fuck you in a minute if you dont stfu noob. nuff said

i have no words that express the fail of that comment.


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Response to submarines and battle ships 2010-01-28 12:26:24 Reply

At 1/28/10 12:25 PM, Grizzli wrote:
no, but i'll mouth fuck you in a minute if you dont stfu noob. nuff said
i have no words that express the fail of that comment.

your dog is a slut


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Response to submarines and battle ships 2010-01-28 12:27:41 Reply

At 1/28/10 12:22 PM, I-shade wrote:
At 1/28/10 08:35 AM, Me-Patch wrote: So you sucked his dick?
no, but i'll gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you!!!

What?

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Response to submarines and battle ships 2010-01-28 12:29:09 Reply

your dog is a slut

i dont have a dog.


"Well shit, Daniel, I just left!"
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Response to submarines and battle ships 2010-01-28 12:31:14 Reply

At 1/28/10 12:29 PM, Grizzli wrote:
your dog is a slut
i dont have a dog.

by dog i meant your mum, and if you dont have one of them either then i laugh at you


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Response to submarines and battle ships 2010-01-28 12:36:06 Reply

by dog i meant your mum, and if you dont have one of them either then i laugh at you

booo come back when you learn how to insult people properly.


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Response to submarines and battle ships 2010-01-28 12:37:06 Reply

A joke's always funnier if you say it happened to you or to someone you knew right?

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Response to submarines and battle ships 2010-01-28 12:37:10 Reply

At 1/28/10 12:36 PM, Grizzli wrote:
by dog i meant your mum, and if you dont have one of them either then i laugh at you
booo come back when you learn how to insult people properly.

dude, you smell like fermented goats cheese rotting on a cammels dick, so stfu noob, you come back when you have a set of balls


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Response to submarines and battle ships 2010-01-28 12:38:33 Reply

At 1/28/10 12:22 PM, I-shade wrote: no, but i'll mouth fuck you in a minute if you dont stfu noob. nuff said

Stop trying to look like someone who knows what he's doing, because it's fucking obvious you have no idea what you are writing.
Now that I've flamed the motherfucker, I wont be checking this thread.
Out.


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Response to submarines and battle ships 2010-01-28 12:46:33 Reply

At 1/28/10 12:38 PM, UnreaK745 wrote:
At 1/28/10 12:22 PM, I-shade wrote: no, but i'll mouth fuck you in a minute if you dont stfu noob. nuff said
Stop trying to look like someone who knows what he's doing, because it's fucking obvious you have no idea what you are writing.
Now that I've flamed the motherfucker, I wont be checking this thread.
Out.

your dog is also a slut

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Response to submarines and battle ships 2010-01-28 12:58:50 Reply

At 1/28/10 12:22 PM, I-shade wrote:
At 1/28/10 08:35 AM, Me-Patch wrote: So you sucked his dick?
And five of his friends in a row.

Thatta boy.


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