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Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards

Kirby's back again
He's on a new adventure
Save the universe

Collect Crystal Shards
Seventy-two in total
Across six planets

Ribbon's a fairy
Adeleine is an arist
Waddle Dee is fun

There's King Dedede
He's got a fucking hammer
A fucking badass

Copy abilities
Thirty five combinations
I have two favourites

Lightning and cutter
It gives you a lightsaber
Time to be Darth Maul

Bombs and the cutter
Gives exploding ninja stars
Shuriken madness

Dark Matter is back
Comes with his boss Zero Two
Implode them all dead

Mortal Kombat

The Mortal Kombat
To determine the victor
A duel to the death

First is Jonny Cage
He's a famous movie star
He can do the splits

Next up comes Kano
His right eye's cybernetic
Do a cannonball

Then there's Sub Zero
He's a master of the cold
He'll rip out your spine

Sonya is the girl
She'll grab your head in her thighs
And then snap your neck

Raiden's thunder god
He'll shoot lightning out his hands
And fly straight at you

Liu Kang's a fighter
A master of martial arts
Kick you in the face

Scorpion is awesome
He'll throw a harpoon at you
Yells "Get over here"

Fight through the matches
Defeat Goro and Shang Tsung
Champion of the world

Contra

It's fucking Contra
It's motherfucking intense
This game will rape you

Quickly use the code
Go get yourself thirty lives
Now go kick some ass

Wipe out the aliens
Use your super powered gun
Collect powerups

The spread gun's the best
It's the most useful of them
Quick, grab that damn S

Dodging those bullets
One shot, one hit and you're dead
A crazy war zone

Eight stages in total
A boss at the end of each
Time to crack down hard

The final level
Inside the alien lair
Defeat their leader

Joe and Mac - Cavemen Ninja

We got Joe and Mac
They are the cavemen ninjas
Carrying their clubs

Fighting enemies
Hordes of evil dinosaurs
And the rogue cavemen

Pick up powerups
Boomerangs, fire and bones
There's also the wheel

The pterodactyls
And the giant t-rexs
And that one plant thing

Fight off the bosses
And rescue the cute cave girls
Win yourself a kiss

Final Fight

In Metro City
Crime and violence is high
Bad guys everywhere

There's the Mad Gear gang
To take over the city
Kidnap Jessica

She's Cody's girlfriend
He's a martial arts master
A decent fighter

Mike Haggar's mayor
Also Jessica's father
He's a fucking tank

He will grab your face
Then he'll flip you on your head
And piledrive your skull

Fight all over town
Through many different spots
Take on all bad guys

Items on the ground
There's weapons and health pick ups
Use them to help you

Bosses end levels
Kick the damn shit out of them
And then you move on

Get to the last boss
Beat him and save Jessica
The city is now safe