Original Compositions

[Outlaw88]

Once there was a badger who decided it was time to fix time using a spork named Leroy. The clock who had been going to the ice cream shop looking for pants to use as a garden tool had not been feeling too well so he and the wooden moose head went on a trip before they could be delt with by Leroy and the badger, who now had put on a hat made of ants.

In Canada the magic pickle was giving flute lessions when all of a sudden this desk showed up to bring the news of sewer rats weekly sport games. Meanwhile the doomed lemur fought againts the raging rage of the fluffy fluff. Near candy the whale gets nervious.

One time when things got out of hand the brilliant cheese helped save the marmot from bad auto insurance by giving him the sacred, rare, authentic, genuione, pristine, paper clip of mud. Sometimes the wall leaks.

Is it wrong to love thy lawn gnome? Because when the snake cries the pie goes bad. Leeks once saved the day by giving the radish a new can of instant kittens. Never eat the last dance.

[The-Great-One]

Never eat the last dance.

Seriously, what the hell? This is fucked up beyond belief! Mildly entertaining though.

[Outlaw88]

I saw a moose once. He told me of a magical land where lolipops and sunshine are the norm. Dishes and spoons don't have to run away to be happy, and the kiwi's and the banana's sing happy songs about walnuts. A place where no one judges how you wear your fake mustace or how poorly you play hackeysack. The Royal Order of Fluffy Squirrels (TROoFS!!!) are on guard for your taco's safety. Clocks run backwards (but only because thats how their legs are positioned) they are nice and wave as they go by. Yes this is a place where you can be free to do as you would do.

He went on to tell me that the best way to get to this magical, beautiful paradise was to make a left at right due north-south. Follow the wise howler monkey with the rabbit growing out of his hat. It will lead you past the pit of wild toasters to a door marked with a stick of gum. Once you open the door you will step into an area that doesn't look a thing like the back of your hand or western France. Close your eye's and think about what you did to that poor mime. You sick bastard. Then move on and ask the keeper of the kidney stone to let you by and when it grins you will find yourself in a giant pudding cup. Spin three times, formulate a thesis on ligers and their strange love of lava lamps, and say nice things about your cat and you will finally arrive in that magical land.

I went there once.

I found a rock!

[Jackdabomb]

That is in fact quite original.

[Outlaw88]

One fine day late at night there lived a magic pea and his great great lawn gnome who guarded the pudding cup of sea lice. But they have nothing to do with the flying spatula that grants wishes to the very polite toenail that lives at the edge of town where the busses don't go. Out there you will find a lonely Chap Stick tube sock who was down on his luck due to the poor performance of his rubber lava lamp. Next door to the enchanted weasel you could visit the land mine lady who loves tea and choo-choo trains that can go for miles running only on dreams and child labor.

When the badger mime strolled into town in a stroller pushed by mustard seeds and soda they came upon a store that sold things that are made of things. The ignored that place since it seemed silly and redundant. Being a bunny can take a lot out of the gold stock in the underground black market meat market where if you can slice it you can have it. Jimmy Jim of the royal order of the lemur pie club once wondered if there was more to life than chairs made of Jell-o. Obviously the sleeping dog sentry of chili steaks won't stop the rock or even attempt to clean up the mess that was made by Larry the one legged snake.

A Derf in its natural environment will often cause bodily harm to itself if it attempts to film a moving car while on the hood. Never poke a walrus with a cinnamon bun as it will just annoy the nearby hot pants that have been captured and forced to listen to gum tell her life story though a broken mega phone while eating ice cream flavored ice cream.

[BarryPlionaer]

At 1/27/10 10:40 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: That is in fact quite original.

Yes.... Be careful or Disney will rip you off!