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I'm going to come right out and say it, anyone who thinks you should eat breakfast or puts breakfast as their favorite meal of the day can go fuck themselves.
What moron would think that it would be a good idea to eat thirty minutes right after you wake up, and in which at the same time they then thought it would be a good idea for all humanity to wake up at around 6~7A.M.(Also a retard idea btw). It is foul, your throat is dry as shit, everything tastes like throat burns and tooth paste, and that it would be a pleasant feeling to have your stomach filled and feel like a fat ass for the rest of the day.
You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.
I hardly ever eat breakfast. When I wake up, I'm just not hungry. People say it does more harm than good when skipping breakfast, but I've never noticed anything bad come from it.
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Yeah, this is why I never eat breakfast as well. No thanks. "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" blah blah blah I know that but I'm never hungry early in the morning.
I eat breakfast because I'm hungry when I wake up and I don't want to wait another 7 hours to eat.
Coffee doesn't count, it's liquid.
You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.
They've got these ads on TV saying "Statistics show that people who eat a low-fat breakfast at more likely to be slimmer than those who skip breakfast all together." Bullshit.
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I hope you die of something terrible, breakfast is fantastic. When I wake up I feel like shit, and when I get that first bite of fucking Honey Bunches of Oats it's like fucking magic in my mouth. I have the power to go on living. Passing on breakfast is like seeing a good friend dieing in the street and fucking spitting on them. That's what you're doing with this thread, kicking a dieing friend. Kicking and molesting them. Its that what makes you feel good about yourself? Sexually assaulting the soon-to-be-deceased?
You now what makes me feel good about myself? Breakfast, because I'm not a fucking psycho.
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Yeah. And if americans need to wake up at about 7 AM, then we have to wake up at about 5:30 - 6:00 AM!
School here starts at 8 AM.
All I can eat in the morning is a cookie and a cup of tea.
And yes, I eat cups.
At 1/27/10 10:51 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Coffee doesn't count, it's liquid.Coffee ftw
My point: it's beyond either of the two categories.
at least I think so..
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I'm never hungry in the morning. Even if i was, I have seriosly no time for breakast:
6:30 wake up
7:00 actually get up
7:05-7:20 shower time
7:25 get dressed, brush teeth, get schoolbag, take keys
7.30 leave home
~8:00 arrival in school
I rather sleep that half an hour then eating. I dont want to end as a tirednesss zombie!
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I rarely eat breakfast.. but when I do it is unhealthy, e.g. fried eggs, beans, bacon, toast etc. :)
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At 1/27/10 10:57 AM, Silver-Glint wrote: I rarely eat breakfast.. but when I do it is unhealthy, e.g. fried eggs, beans, bacon, toast etc. :)
Same here, I don't know why I never eat breakfast, I fucking love it.
It'll be okay, just put on your cooooooooooool face.
Breakfast has never spoken very highly of you, either.
So, yea. You and your breakfast skipping kind are just ignorant, really. Here are some flecks of stupid that stood out to me:
- Brushing your teeth before eating instead of after. You're supposed to wait half an hour after brushing because otherwise you might as well have not bothered brushing at all. Also: toothpaste flavored anything fails.
- Breakfast is the most important meal of the day because your metabolism needs to be started in the morning. If you don't eat breakfast you slow your metabolism all day and are liable to eat more than is necessary later. Detriment to your health is go.
- You are most active immediately following breakfast hours. Eating more in the later hours of the day ensure that the bulk of your digestion will be during evening and/or sleeping hours, when you're typically not active whatsoever.
- Why the hell do you stuff your face at breakfast if you feel like shit afterwards/all day? I usually eat a piece of fruit for breakfast and that sustains me until a couple hours later when I'll have my first protein and vegetables for the day.
- Your sore throat in the morning is the result of dehydration. Drink more water.
Overall, I'm fascinated by your inability to hear what your body is saying to you.
Actually it takes 10 minutes for breakfast, mine anyway.
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I always struggle to eat breakfast. Either I don't wake up early enough, or I don't have time to wait an hour before I can eat after waking up. I found that if I eat sooner than an our after I wake up then I get bad stomach cramp.
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
I woke up at seven... in the afternoon. Than I threw a steak on the frying pan, I was pissed because there were no snow peas. Instead I just microwaved some left over Chinese food and dumped that on this skinny little slab of meat. It was surprisingly good. Than I had a cup of hot chocolate, the powdered kind. I like to microwave milk than add the mix on the heated milk. That's breakfast for me!
Who ate my snow peas?
And now for SCIENCE!
- Breakfast is important because at that point you haven't eaten for 10+ hours. It keeps your metabolism up, which makes you more alert and prevents FATASSISM.
- A breakfast should not consist mainly of eggs / sausages / steak / ham / fried hashbrowns/ bagels/ muffins/ Lucky Charms / peanut butter toasts... basically any of the shit that's marketted as breakfast.
Eat: oatmeal, low-fat cereal ( yum ), fruits or WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT. Vegetables? Fish? Whatever. Just eat something.
Just a granola bar or a toast.
If you get filled up on one toast, you suck.
Skipping breakfast makes you hungrier for later in the day and makes you eat more at lunch and dinner and even later on.
It's been shown that people who skip breakfast have a higher tendency to be fat.
I dont eat much breakfast. Heck, on weekends I skip it completely. Every day I have a cup of tea and a cereal bar.
I still never end up hungry.
I ran. I ran until my muscles burned, and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.
I never really eat "breakfast", because I get a stomach ache if I eat too soon after I get up. I usually get up around 7:30, get something to drink, and then eat something around 10am (but then again, I work from home/part time night shifts, so I don't have to run out the door at 8am).
..I have kind of a screwed up eating schedule, though. I don't really have set times for meals, I just kind of eat small things when I'm hungry.