Pico/Darnell Slash Fiction

[Aigis]

I wrote this based on the assumption that it was the first of its kind.

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It was a dark and stormy night. Very dark, and very stormy like a painting depicting a night that is in the middle of a thunderstorm.

Pico opened the door, his clothes dripping with water from the aforementioned storm. He took a few steps inward and stopped in his tracks.

"Oh hello Darnell," exclaimed Pico, "I didn't see you there with no pants on. And also no shirt on."
"Yes hello Pico," said Darnell gayly, "oh my, look at you. You look like a really wet person. Let's get you out of those clothes and into my anus."
"You mean, like, sex?" inquired Pico.
"I mean exactly that." said Darnell, matter of factly.
"But what about Nene?" asked Pico, remembering that Nene is also a character associated with Newgrounds.
"What about Nene? If you know what I mean." responded Darnell.

Pico smiled wryly. He knew exactly what Darnell meant. Darnell meant that Pico and him were going to have sex with each other, and Pico understood that. It was very romantic.

"Mphhmphmphmphm" said Pico, with Darnell's massive eight inch cock in his mouth.
"What was that?" questioned Darnell.
"I said, I-" began Pico, but he was cut off when Darnell forced his nine inch cock down Pico's tight throat.

Pico's gag reflex was triggered. The pack of oreos he ate for lunch came gushing out of his stomach like a waterfall, only backwards and with vomit rather than water. Darnell's seven inch dick was covered in partially digested food and bile. He felt a burning sensation, both figuratively and literally. He was taken aback, and in a moment of surprise he allowed his bladder to relax. Steamy urine filled Pico's mouth, and he drunk it like a young calf sucking on his mother's teet. He plunged Darnell's urinating dick back into his mouth and sucked it dry, the urine and vomit in his mouth forming a green fluid that flowed from his lips.

The sensation was too much for Darnell who always had a fetish for this kind of thing but was too afraid to tell anyone. Semen gushed out of the tip of his penis like semen does anyone else's penis, only moreso because he was so turned on. The semen, urine and bile formed a healthy concoction that Pico happily guzzled.

The two collapsed on the floor, naked and in a pool of their own bodily liquids.

"I love you, Darnell," muttered Pico.
"What?" asked Darnell.
"I said I love you!" Pico yelled and plunged his lips onto Darnells, and the two locked in sweet embrace.

A taste overwhelmed Darnell at that moment. It was the taste of love.

The end.

[VhsTapeclock]

That, uh...
Well... written..? But the subject matter is...

God damn my trying to be a good Writing Forum citizen.

Okay. It's alright, even if it's a troll/shock fic. First of all, it's slash and that alone is asking for flames although I hope the Writing Forum will be more understanding of that than General. Second of all, it's pretty, uh, hardcore. And also it should be marked NSFW, slash doesn't have to be porn so you should note it otherwheres.

[Aigis]

At 1/26/10 10:09 PM, VhsTapeclock wrote: And also it should be marked NSFW, slash doesn't have to be porn so you should note it otherwheres.

It's text. Text is never not safe for work.

Unless someone comes behind your computer and actively reads what's on your screen, which in most jobs you really shouldn't be letting happen if it's not work that you're doing.

[Gagsy]

At 1/27/10 02:44 AM, Aigis wrote:

It's text. Text is never not safe for work.

Unless someone comes behind your computer and actively reads what's on your screen, which in most jobs you really shouldn't be letting happen if it's not work that you're doing.

"Gum: I still think you should tag NSFW material as such.

Avie : Agreed 100%. There are still rules against NSFW, but I think an erotic story is going to be a different animal then say opening a thread and seeing goatse. Goatse could get you in trouble at work from just a glance. Reading an erotic story requires someone to stop and read a little. Which might still happen. I'm still up in the air a little with that particular issue personally and even if the rest of the mod squad decides it's cool, you should probably be prepared for the admins to possibly disagree and overrule us if it isn't done responsibly.

So in other words, I think we might be able to get away with "erotica" but you shouldn't write "porn" up in here."

You still need tags to warn readers. Not everyone wants to read a porn story or gore, or furry or gay, or whatever. So yes, you do need tags.

[Aigis]

At 1/27/10 02:58 AM, Gagsy wrote: You still need tags to warn readers. Not everyone wants to read a porn story or gore, or furry or gay, or whatever. So yes, you do need tags.

I think when 'Pico/Darnell Slash Fiction' is the title of a short story, you have to be prepared for what you get.

[megakill]

This is so wrong,
i couldnt help but laugh, but still, very wrong lol.

[Jackdabomb]

That was very... descriptive.

It was pretty hilarious though.

Also did anyone else notice that Darnell's dick changes sizes throughout the story... just sayin'.

[Kajenx]

Why the hell did I read that?

[Aigis]

At 1/27/10 05:56 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Also did anyone else notice that Darnell's dick changes sizes throughout the story... just sayin'.

Yes, that was intentional, but everyone seems to think they're real clever for figuring out what they think is mistake on the part of the author.