We are all going to write scripts involving a ninja and a lizard. Here is mine:
NINJA AND LIZARD SAVE THE DAY
BY EpicsplosionMedia
Cast: Ninja, Lizard, Bob, Police Officer, Terrorist
Setting(s): House, Washington Monument
SCENE 1 (HOUSE)
(Ninja and Lizard are sitting at home)
Ninja: Lizard, I heard there is trouble afoot!
Lizard: I heard there's trouble an arm!
Ninja: HEY! Not cool, my great grandfather was an arm.
Lizard: But where is the location of this trouble?
Ninja: I don't know.
Lizard: Let's just go to Washington DC!
Ninja: Yes, trouble is always lurking around there!
(Ninja and Lizard exit)
SCENE 2 (Washington Monument)
(Bob is standing next to Washington Monument, Ninja and Lizard enter)
Bob: Ninja and Lizard, thank Flannigan's foot you're here!
Ninja: What is the trouble!
Bob: A terrorist is going to blow up the world...From the top of the Washington Monument!
(Ninja and Lizard gasp)
Lizard: How terrifying!
Ninja: Thank god I'm wearing to pairs of pants!
Police Officer: Yes, thank him!
Lizard: A police officer!
Police Officer: Yes, I am a police officer.
Ninja: How can we stop the terrorist?
Police Officer: Well, we are doing nothing in our power to stop him, so I will lend you this gun.
Ninja: Good!
(Ninja fires gun at terrorist)
Terrorist: You missed, and even though you did, I will take my revenge!
(Terrorist shoots Bob, Bob's head explodes)
Ninja, Lizard, and Police Officer: BOB!
Lizard: I will avenge Bob!
(Lizard takes gun from Ninja, fires it at terrorist, terrorist dies)
Terrorist: I am dead!
Ninja, Lizard, and Police Officer: We win!
THE END