You are working around many people in a factory, when suddenly a terrible accident happens somehow and your penis/boobies get chopped right off, clean cut, right at the base.
Everyone turns and looks because you are screaming, and because of that, everyone in the factory is gets a clear view of what you penis or boobies look like.
You are in shock, so you aren't feelig too much pain, but you suddenly realize that everyone is looking at your naughty areas, would you be embarrassed because everyone can see your private parts?
No because they're cut off.
No because i'd be more freaked out that im bleeding to death!
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At 1/25/10 04:48 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: would you be embarrassed because everyone can see your private parts?
Not mine no more.
I'd be screaming, running around, bleeding and yelling for an ambulance.
Thus I'd be too busy to worry about other people seeing my junk.
No, I wouldn't be embarrassed. My coworkers will be frightened at the girth of my phallus
Pick my cock up and hit people with it.
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I'd kill as many of the people around me as possible with some blunt object around me before putting my head in the machine that cut my dick off.
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Id feel insecure being surrounded by people who have a fetish for decapitated privates.
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I'd probably be more worried about the pain at the time.. and what i'd look like after :o
all the women and a few guys would rush and team lift my johnson and hold the wound end too the stump when my healing ability would bring me back too one piece.......
if my calculations are correct. When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, your gonna see some serious shit!
I'd suck on it, lick it, caress it. Do the things I couldn't do when it was still attached.
At 1/25/10 04:48 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: You are working around many people in a factory, when suddenly a terrible accident happens somehow and your penis/boobies get chopped right off, clean cut, right at the base.
Everyone turns and looks because you are screaming, and because of that, everyone in the factory is gets a clear view of what you penis or boobies look like.
You are in shock, so you aren't feelig too much pain, but you suddenly realize that everyone is looking at your naughty areas, would you be embarrassed because everyone can see your private parts?
I'd be slightly embarrassed, but even if I wasn't feeling pain I'd still scream like I was in pain to take my mind off of it (though considering the accidents I've been in, people who know me might figure out that it's not painful).
Life is a performance, and the world is full of critics. Give it your all like it's your last show.
You don't even want to know
Wouldn't there be a chance of you like kicking the bucket?
I'd just go ahead and shoot myself. Life without a dick isn't worth living.....
No emo suicide jokes, goddamnit!
I think the living part would concern me more.
This too will pass.
Memento mori
actually im pretty sure that if your dick got cut off you cant walk anymore.........i dont remember where i heard that
At 1/25/10 04:50 PM, haybaybee wrote: I would be in to much damn pain to think about everyone seeing my tits, I don't think they would care to much about seeing them chopped off and bloody anyways.
I look at your boobs anyway
I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm
Slags and hoes.
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I would be too concerned with the thought of how to kill myself.
I wouldnt be embaressed because of my amazingly large penis, i wopuld be embaressed that i probably would passout by the pain
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but...but...
what if it gets cut off, and i see a very slutty looking girl beding over in a minny skirt?
ill bleed to death in a matter of seconds!
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
Um yeah I think I will be on the floor in excruciating pain instead of being embarrassed by people seeing my chest.
you'd be like, I'M BLEEDING EVERWHERE! AAUGHHHHH!!!!1
besides, if it a clean cut and the tissue was not too dammaged, the stuff could be put back on.
No, because the Jew next to me lost his nose.
Why would I be embarassed? I'd be more worried just about the fact that I lost my penis.
I would find it and throw it at someone. lol
It would be a disaster. Armies of women and gay men around the world would mourn my loss and marvel at its size. Then I'll just buy a new one on eBay and everything will be better.
I would be in to much pain to worry about people looking, and I'll also be wondering 'How the hell did I get my penis cut off?'.
My boobies aren't that big, so I wouldn't worry about it.
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I think that on the top of the to do list is go to get my dick on ice so they somehow may be able to reattach it. Lower down is to worry that people can notice my dick.
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