I was on NewGrounds, when i suddenly had the urge to masturbate. I turned up redtube and started fapping away. I had the earphones on, low enough for me to hear someone opening the door. Mydad abruptly entered the room, fortunately i had time to hide my boner under my pants and to close the screen. He asked me to take the dog out later since he was going to the supermarket. Seeing how i was sweaty and startled, he asked me what i was doing. I told him that nothing. He got suspicious and got around the computer. I only had Limewire and facebook. Even though he still looked suspicious. he went to the supermarket. I'm now so scared, Im about to shit bricks. Im pretty sure he smelled the sperm around. What explanation do i give him? Do i tell him the truth? Help...
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Finish up, then worry about it.
He shouldn't be suprised that his kid is masturbating.
You say nothing about it. I've almost been caught a lot. It would be funny to observe if someone was caught.
Poor guy. Stop masturbating.
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If you think that's bad I almost got caught twice today.
Delete everything in your history.
Wait, OP is 14. Maybe porn is banned in his household. Either way, you should cum on your dad's pillow while he's gone to teach him a lesson for abruptly walking in like that.
Convince your dad that masturbating is a good thing. There are lots of advantages to masturbating, like relieving stress and lowering blood pressure.
i got caught once, my dad said "i'm not stupid, I know what you were doing".
moral: don't use bangbros, it's shit.
Tell your dad your hand is getting loose and for him to bend over.
Your dad was snooping around your computer trying to come across porn and his little boys boner?
Yeah... Sounds like quite the family house hold.
Never been caught, but fucking hell, every parent knows you do it.
Finish wut 2 need 2 Finish ..... and no don't tell him...
At 1/24/10 07:51 PM, wtflolnoob wrote:
Parents are usually good about masturbation, unless they're some baptist cunts.
I am so incredibly fucked.
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At 1/24/10 07:59 PM, HeroDan wrote:At 1/24/10 07:51 PM, wtflolnoob wrote:I am so incredibly fucked.
Parents are usually good about masturbation, unless they're some baptist cunts.
It could be worse man.
Ask him to help finish next time.
Dont clear your browsing history, your dad probably wants to sneak in a wank after he gets back from the supermarket. Dont cockblock.
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exercise video online that your friend recommended?
IDK, but why should he care that he caught you fapping? He already knows you were fapping- just avoid the question.
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At 1/24/10 08:00 PM, Echo-Konosko wrote: Ask him to help finish next time.
Thats what your mom is for.
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If your really concerned lay low of a lil while. Only jerk if your absolutely positive your not going to get caught until it seems like your dad's suspicion is gone.
Lol, why would he check on the computer? If I walked into my teen's room unannounced (unlikely) and I suspected something, I'd gtfo and let him/her get back to what they were doing. Nothing wrong with masturbation.
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This happened once to me, but I had to stand up for some reason, and my fly and belt were undone.
I went and behind my drumset.
At 1/24/10 07:52 PM, Itsbroken2 wrote: Delete everything in your history.
That doesn't always work out so well though.
At 1/24/10 08:08 PM, HeavyMetalGuy wrote:At 1/24/10 07:52 PM, Itsbroken2 wrote: Delete everything in your history.That doesn't always work out so well though.
I know what you mean....
My parents are EPIC Christians... if hed really completely caught me masturbating, hed probably torture my dick. And there are several ways to do that :(
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At 1/24/10 08:11 PM, HeroDan wrote: My parents are EPIC Christians... if hed really completely caught me masturbating, hed probably torture my dick.
Then you must REBEL!
At 1/24/10 08:11 PM, HeroDan wrote: My parents are EPIC Christians... if hed really completely caught me masturbating, hed probably torture my dick. And there are several ways to do that :(
Tell him you fap to Jesus porn.
A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.
At 1/24/10 08:14 PM, Itsbroken2 wrote:At 1/24/10 08:11 PM, HeroDan wrote: My parents are EPIC Christians... if hed really completely caught me masturbating, hed probably torture my dick.Then you must REBEL!
Yeah! Fap in front of them and shoot your load at them when you're done!
And then hope you can run damn fast!
I guarantee you he knows you were yanking your cunt sticker. He's been jerking his own cock for probably twice as long as you've been alive. He knows the signs of an interrupted wack off.
Get ready for the talk, son....
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Why the hell were u on redtube that shit gives you viruses.
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