Rice.

[biohasard]

So, I'm cooking rice, But it tastes flavorless. I am adding the normal Butter, salt, pepper, And Soy Sauce. However, I need something new. Something never done before...

What do you think I should put into my rice to make it taste orgasmic?

Inb4 "Your dick".

[SpiffyMasta]

When in doubt, add garlic. Always great.

[DragonFyre9]

At 1/18/10 09:35 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote: When in doubt, add garlic. Always great.

Yeah add some garlic salt, it's super tasty on rice.

[Excursius]

add luisianna style hot sauce :P it's what I'd do with anythin!

[Sensationalism]

Vegetables.

[SpiffyMasta]

At 1/18/10 09:39 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Vegetables.

Fruitcake.

Screw veggies, they're for vegans.

[kidd25]

ricecakes with all the ingredients mention above. and oh achol.

[TheSilverGuitar]

Conservatively squeeze some orange onto it. I guarantee you'll think it tastes amazing.

[SloppyMoe606]

At 1/18/10 09:40 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:

At 1/18/10 09:39 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Vegetables.

Fruitcake.

Screw veggies, they're for vegans.

Screw fruitcake, their for fruits. Add meat.

[Zacchaeus]

Perhaps vinegar?

[OneWhoListens]

Some herbs, along with spice mixes...if it's really not working, just add more.

[Sensationalism]

At 1/18/10 09:40 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:

At 1/18/10 09:39 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Vegetables.

Fruitcake.

Screw veggies, they're for vegans.

Good, more for me!!

Know what's really good? Rice with a vegetable broth soup cube, mushrooms, beets, carrots, and spinach. Om nom nom. I'm sure you could add chicken to that and it'd still taste good. If you like that sort of thing.

[fli]

Make it Mexican easily...

Fry the cleaned rice in some oil to brown it just a bit.

In a blender, add a tomato or two, a quarter of an onion, a clove of garlic or half of it, and a cube or two of chicken bullion with some water.

Blend...

Dump the tomato water in the rice, and cook as you would normally will.

Dice some parsley and add that in the very end.

Add some veggies like peas, carrots, and diced bell peppers if you wish... (that's what I do.)

[SpiffyMasta]

At 1/18/10 09:46 PM, Twilight wrote: Cats and dogs

That's the stupidest answer I've ever heard.

Ho ho ho wow I'm so funny, I'll say something completely unrelated.

[Homfrog]

Add Hershey's syrup, chopped onions, crushed Doritos and a spoonful of salmon meat. Drizzle with ranch dressing and microwave for 10 seconds.

[Sensationalism]

At 1/18/10 09:52 PM, Homfrog wrote: Add Hershey's syrup, chopped onions, crushed Doritos and a spoonful of salmon meat. Drizzle with ranch dressing and microwave for 10 seconds.

You should host a stoner cooking show. Call it Getting Baked or something, idk.

[Concocktion]

At 1/18/10 09:37 PM, Excursius wrote: add luisianna style hot sauce :P it's what I'd do with anythin!

This

My homeland's hot sauce taste good on everything..

[SpiffyMasta]

At 1/18/10 10:01 PM, Twilight wrote:
I apologize, my family has this sauce they call Cats and dogs and I thought it was universally known. My friends know about it, at least. Must be some lame ass New York thing.

That makes more sense now.

A sauce called cats and dogs? That can't taste good.

[tsdeath1]

At 1/18/10 09:50 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:

At 1/18/10 09:46 PM, Twilight wrote: Cats and dogs

That's the stupidest answer I've ever heard.

Ho ho ho wow I'm so funny, I'll say something completely unrelated.

oh stop trying to out smart people you fucker...

[SpiffyMasta]

At 1/18/10 10:15 PM, tsdeath1 wrote:
oh stop trying to out smart people you fucker...

I think you just outsmarted yourself there big boy.

[Randomdude111]

Syrup.

[i-Wanderwaffle]

At 1/18/10 09:34 PM, biohasard wrote: So, I'm cooking rice, But it tastes flavorless. I am adding the normal Butter, salt, pepper, And Soy Sauce. However, I need something new. Something never done before...

What do you think I should put into my rice to make it taste orgasmic?

Inb4 "Your dick".

orgasmic?
just jizz in there, add some "v" blood, and call it a masturbapiece.

see what i did there?

see what i did there?

see what i did THERE?

[Salnax]

Tomato Sauce.

I'm serious! Its freaking delicious!

[biohasard]

Well, The rice is done. I put Garlic salt on it, Squeezed some lemon, And orange juice on it. Then, I topped it off with some steamed vegetables (Carrots, And broccoli. Shit was delicious. I'm making another batch soon. I need more epic ideas!