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We're all going to die.

Eventually.

But when you finally bite the dust, what do you want people so see when they look at your gravestone?

IE:

RIP
JUSTIN MARTIN
"Holy shit, I thought he'd pussy out!"

NAO ITS YOUR TURN.

"Valjylmyr. Dead.

At five bucks a word, that's all he got."

I want the awesome faic on my gravestone.

RIP
Romel Lherisson
Best Known for Solving Aids and then dies of Cancer

Grave is a waste of space. I'll just demand my family all get tattoos of '1991-Forever' on their left ass cheek, or they don't get inheritance.

gunner R.I.P
shot to death
"funny isn't it!"

I'm goin where the cold wind blows. In the pines, the pines where the sun never shines I would shiver the whole night through.

"Almost"

That's just it, Almost.

Ranchero:
We told him he couldn't make the jump. He didn't listen.

'Here's Lies Chris: 'bout time.'

R-Wally

"Thank God that murdering, raping, stealing,
druggie son of a bitch is finally dead."

Seems like a pretty good tombstone to me.

= everybody dance now. da da da da daaaaa da da da da da da daaa everybody dance now.

= Either that or the concept of long term stock investment, (just perodically invest in a solid company, and let the dividens do the rest, THEN sell). \

- Stay in School.

Yea I like Stay in School. That's good advice.

-The website to tell young people about the Congressional Youth Award. (Duke of Ed award), and to do it. (I like that one too).

I want a hole. And an arrow pointing to it and says "insert dick here"

Poonmonkey1
Executed for First Degree Murder of Justin Bieber

"I died for your sins, and you bastards didn't give me anything in return..."

"Don't tell anyone"

No name. No date. Just that.

At 1/16/10 11:19 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I want a hole. And an arrow pointing to it and says "insert dick here"

I'm going to die first and steal this idea.

"in this grave u will find jewelry, gold, cash, women, friends, monkeys, guns, probes,"

I expect my grave to be covered in piss, thats about it.

"Holy shit,Turn around!"

"All my orifices are super-glued, so don't even think about you sick pervert."

RIP
Liam K.
Leo iz Here

or something like that

"Before you piss on this grave, I'll have you know I was into watersports."

lol

Rez plz.
or:
I did it for teh lulz
or:
In order to be reading this, your probably standing on me. Please get off.

Not seriously though.

At 1/16/10 11:43 PM, puddinN64 wrote: "Born a Poor Black Child. Died a Rich Asian Guy. 10-21-1992 to 11-24-2088."

Because you said that, I will find and kill you on 11-23-2088.

Jokes are the best...

May his final words live on forever:
"Ok, who stabbed me?!"

"I always knew this would happen before they legalized weed."

I don't use it or plan to, but why not let the druggies rot their brains out already?

I just want a sentry gun attached to mine, to shoot once it detects urine/shovels etc.

I want to be burnt on a funeral pyre with gold dollars on my eyes. Then I want the funeral site left alone for as long as anyone remembers me. So, I want ashes on my grave, if you want to get technical.