Whats the coolest/funniest quote you have ever heard in any video game
I would have to say any of duke nukems are pure gold.
Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
inb4 - Kicking ass and chewing gum.
I'd have to say "I'm gonna have to smack you into yesterday night" - Bayonetta.
Funniest- "Toasty!" from the guy who popped out of nowhere when someone was getting owned, in Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3
Badass-est- "(Cole cussing out the Queen in Gears of War 2)". Sorry, but if I posted what he actually did say, Newgrounds would be crushed by his mighty foot. Just You Tube it, mate.
"War. War never changes. Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything, from God to justice to simple, psychotic rage."
--Fallout 3, opening narration
Always been one of my favorite video games quotes ever since I heard it.
(Silence) - Gordon Freeman
...
''Oh crap.''
-Nathan Drake from Uncharted.
"Revenge is like a ghost.... it takes over every man it touches"
- Makarov, Modern Warfare 2
I don't know why, but I thought that was a really cool line. It was so cold, yet so awesome.
I'm on Last.fm!
Also, I used to be YeOldeSierra. Now I'm just Sierra :3
"This is for the record. History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives and we die, his truth becomes written, and ours is lost. Shepherd will be a hero, because all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood. His truth will be the truth. Shepherd is about to pull the biggest trick a liar ever played on history. But only if he lives...and we die." - Price
I thought Price was already badass enough until he said this.
PS3 ID: MEPHILIS
If you're using a sniper rifle, it's called sniping. When you're NOT using a sniper rifle, it's called camping.
Anything by Duke Nukem, or "GRENAAADE!!!!11" from Call of duty 4.
Coolest: "Snake. We're not tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at. But... at least I always fought for what I believed in." (Gray Fox, Metal Gear Solid)
Funniest: "WHAT'S THIS...? WATER...COMING FROM YOUR EYES?! ARE YOU LEAKING, MY DEAR?! TASTES SALTY!" (Booster, Super Mario RPG)
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"Your friends love you anyway" - Check out WhatTheDo & Guinea Something Good!
Thanks aplenty to Phobotech for the great user icon.
"YOU ROCK"
- Guitar Hero. Makes me feel good about myself.
"Forgive me sir, it was an honor...Boom"
-Resistance 2
At 1/16/10 11:56 PM, ThePortalGuru wrote: "A man chooses, a slave obeys."
Brilliant...
PS3 ID: MEPHILIS
If you're using a sniper rifle, it's called sniping. When you're NOT using a sniper rifle, it's called camping.
"We've been over this. I'm not here to be your memory." - Myron
I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck.
"You're doing great!"
Space Harrier's narrator
"Where's everybody going? Bingo?"
Leon S. Kennedy, Resident Evil 4
"Excuse you? No, FUCK you!"
Some punk, Yakuza
"That should be you, right?"
Amy Rose inquiring to who Eggman was calling a mad scientist, Sonic Adventure 2
"Jyunen hayain dayo!" ("You're ten years too soon!")
Akira Yuki, Virtua Fighter
When all else fails, blame the casuals!
At 1/16/10 09:59 PM, scetch00 wrote: inb4 - Kicking ass and chewing gum.
Fuck you.
Miracles happen.
"USELESS WANKAH!"
-Captain Price, Call of Duty 4
I never tire of hearing that.
"You were almost a JILL SANDWHICH"
-Barry Burton, Resident Evil 1
Don't know how you guys forgot that one.
"A new Genesis is at hand and I will be the creator."
-Albert Wesker, Resident Evil 5
As if he needed to share his plans with THOSE two parasites.
"I need scissors, 61"
-The colonel, Metal Gear Solid 2
I usually frequent the VG and collaboration Forums. If you find me anywhere else, I'm lost and can't find my way back.
When Coach is hanging on a ledge:
"Aw! Aw, I know I shoulda lost some weight!"
Funniest
Bro #1 - What is that music?
Bro #2 - It sounds like the hammer of creation smashing on the anvil of time!
Bro #3 - Dude, it's fucking awesome! - Brutal Legend
Coolest
"CAN'T STOP THE COLE TRAIN BABY! WOOOHH!!" - Gears of War
"NOBODY PLAYS THE GAME LIKE ME! NOBODY!!" - Gears of War
Cole train is the fucking man.
HGFYT
HRTHRAHGHG
TERYRHGHHHHG
HIYAAAAGHG
RUHGHGHB
HURGHGHHT
-Link of the Legend of Zelda series
Windmill Windmill for the land
anything that Andrew Ryan said from Bioshock, that guy was such a badass
"When i do this, you go fucking nutshit on whatever i'm pointing at" Eddie Rigs
''Would you kindly head over to Ryan's office and kill that son of a bitch?''
Atlas (or is it?)
Bioshock
Sonic's the name, Speed's my game!
D
If we're including interviews, I'd say Ubisoft describing how they judge if a line is "worthy" of being in Army Of Two: 40th Day comes close, if not is the best thing.
This too will pass.
Memento mori
"So... There I am... King... King of all the land... Now who would've thought that. Huh, not me. I guess you know who these guys are now... And I certainly do. And I'm one of them. And yup, I maybe king and have all the money in the world, and all the land... And all that stuff. But you know, I don't really think I want it... I just wanna go home, with Barry, and... I don't know, have a bottle of beer. Hmm... It's not gonna happen. It's true what they say, the grass is always greener, and you don't really know what it is you have until it's gone... Gone... Gone..."
-Conker, Conker's Bad Fur Day
Good.
At 1/16/10 11:04 PM, BogKid wrote: ''Oh crap.''
-Nathan Drake from Uncharted.
Yea, uncharted 2 has some great quotes, but that one isn't the funniest by my point of view, I have a few here that I really like:
Drake:You couldn't find your own ass with both your hands, Sully: and a map Flynn: Speaking of maps...
Drake: How the hell am I supposed to take out a hel..llloo
Theres also one part in the game where 2 enemies come out of an elivator and you can hear nathan's voice in the background saying "oh crap"
Drake: I'm so tired of climbing shit
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