Europeans are crazy!

[Ranger2]

If you look at what Europeans have done in their history, you should see they are bonkers, out of their minds, crazy.
Europeans have...

-started a war by throwing a government official out of a window (Defenestration of Prague, 1618)
-overthrew a corrupt monarchy to establish, in the name of freedom and liberty, a dictator, (Napoleon)
-had kings who conspired with other nations to attack their own country! (Louis XVI of France, Charles I of England)
-caused their own economic downfall by throwing out the people who had the most knowledge and money (Spanish Inquisition)
-had kings that have been murdered by their siblings, or the other way around (Peter the Great, other Russian czars)
-had kings who tried to claim that they should be the king of two countries (King Henry of England, the 100 years war)
-hosted wars lasting FAR longer than Afghanistan (30 years war, 100 years war, etc.)
-had nonsensical names for their countries (Holy Roman Empire)
-been conquered by France of all contries. France! (Napoleonic Wars)
-let's not forget WWII
-built Venice right on top of a sinking island. How's that for practical?

But hey, we Americans still love you.
(We do have some craziness too)

[Offgore]

America is a shit hole now.

[Archawn]

Your ignorance makes me want to murder you.

[TheSporkLord]

At 1/16/10 01:31 PM, Sealander wrote: America is a shit hole now.

Everywhere is a shit hole now.

[OddlyPoetic]

You're a victim of Hindsight bias. You know how history turned out. The people who made these decisions didn't.

[Offgore]

At 1/16/10 01:31 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

At 1/16/10 01:31 PM, Sealander wrote: America is a shit hole now.

Everywhere is a shit hole now.

Yes, but the OP doesn't realize how corrupt America is.

[Zendra]

At 1/16/10 01:31 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

At 1/16/10 01:31 PM, Sealander wrote: America is a shit hole now.

Everywhere is a shit hole now.

Speaking of tunnel vision...

[Hoeloe]

At 1/16/10 01:30 PM, Ranger2 wrote: -hosted wars lasting FAR longer than Afghanistan (30 years war, 100 years war, etc.)

Hundred Years War (in fact, there are 2 of them) is actually a collection of small wars, and so doesn't count.

[ChampionAnwar]

At 1/16/10 01:31 PM, Archon68 wrote: Your ignorance makes me want to murder you.

I'll join you!

[blue-ice-cube]

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT THE INQUISITION WAS CAUSED BY THE POPE AND HE WAS ROMAN.

damnit study before you post jackass.

[Orange-Jews]

British people don't count as Europeans.

[Jackdabomb]

Why the fuck did you have to mention America?

Are you asking to be flamed?

[satanbrain]

westerns, how typical.

[Fezz]

At 1/16/10 01:31 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

At 1/16/10 01:31 PM, Sealander wrote: America is a shit hole now.

Everywhere is a shit hole now.

Except Haiti.

[Hoeloe]

At 1/16/10 01:38 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: British people don't count as Europeans.

Strictly speaking, we are part of Europe, but generally, the term "Europe" means what we refer to as "the continent".

[TheSporkLord]

At 1/16/10 01:41 PM, Hoeloe wrote:

At 1/16/10 01:38 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: British people don't count as Europeans.

Strictly speaking, we are part of Europe, but generally, the term "Europe" means what we refer to as "the continent".

Technically there is no such thing as Europe or America. There is only Earth. I can't scoop up a handful of dirt and say " this is america". It is impossible to own land.

[Casualty]

If you look at what Europeans have done in their history, ...

That's right. NOTHING. You don't even HAVE a history.

[Casualty]

At 1/16/10 01:50 PM, Casualty wrote: If you look at what Europeans have done in their history, ...

That's right. NOTHING. You don't even HAVE a history.

uhhh, I fail, I should have changed Europeans to Americans first.....

[Hero123Nami123]

Yes but what did the scotish do to you

[Hoeloe]

At 1/16/10 01:43 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: Technically there is no such thing as Europe or America. There is only Earth. I can't scoop up a handful of dirt and say " this is america". It is impossible to own land.

Then I could technically say there's no such thing as steel, it's all just iron and alloys, but really theres no such thing as iron, cause it's just electrons and nucleons, but theres not such thing as a nucleon because it's just quarks, but theres no such thing as a quark, it's just energy.

Thats right kids. Europe is energy.

[TheSporkLord]

At 1/16/10 01:59 PM, Hoeloe wrote:

At 1/16/10 01:43 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: Technically there is no such thing as Europe or America. There is only Earth. I can't scoop up a handful of dirt and say " this is america". It is impossible to own land.

Then I could technically say there's no such thing as steel, it's all just iron and alloys, but really theres no such thing as iron, cause it's just electrons and nucleons, but theres not such thing as a nucleon because it's just quarks, but theres no such thing as a quark, it's just energy.

Thats right kids. Europe is energy.

well you could, but I'm not going that deep into it. What I mean though is that everything is one. The borders that separate the countries aren't really there ( unless you count the actual Border for mexico). Like Canada and The U.S. There isn't really a border there. There are no such things as americans or europeans or mexicans, etc. There are only Humans.

[Tribal]

Hi America, this is Europe, no haters plz.

[Hoeloe]

At 1/16/10 02:03 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: well you could, but I'm not going that deep into it. What I mean though is that everything is one. The borders that separate the countries aren't really there ( unless you count the actual Border for mexico). Like Canada and The U.S. There isn't really a border there. There are no such things as americans or europeans or mexicans, etc. There are only Humans.

Same goes for my point. It's all just names we give things, if we didn't name it, it wouldn't be there. Your post was pretty irrelevant and stupid.

[GlebGuy]

Our next insane idea is "Spawn World War 3." Then 2 years later "Create Giant Enemy Crabs."

We do it for the lulz.

[TheSporkLord]

At 1/16/10 02:06 PM, Hoeloe wrote:

At 1/16/10 02:03 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: well you could, but I'm not going that deep into it. What I mean though is that everything is one. The borders that separate the countries aren't really there ( unless you count the actual Border for mexico). Like Canada and The U.S. There isn't really a border there. There are no such things as americans or europeans or mexicans, etc. There are only Humans.

Same goes for my point. It's all just names we give things, if we didn't name it, it wouldn't be there. Your post was pretty irrelevant and stupid.

If we didn't name it it wouldn't be there? Yes it still would be there. And it comes from an Indian point. That we can't own earth we can only live on it. There is no Europe, America or any other country for that matter. Now of course there are buildings there and whole civilizations. We're all " children of the Earth". What I mean though is how we can create countries. How can we create something that is just Earth? Like Iraq for example, After the end of the war americans took land and made Iraq. But that land didn't " become " Iraq. Iraq will always be nothing more than dirt and the buildings that make it up. Same goes for every other place.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

Your ignorance and stupidity makes me want to force boiling tea into your urethra.

tally ho, ol' chap

[Warforger]

Hahahaha hope he realizes that America isn't excluded in the Middle Ages attacks, since thats when the Americans ancestors came from. That is unless the USA didn't actually form in 1776 and the USA was formed through the Native Americans.

America is just the other Russia, a Imperialistic nation except more Western, doing the Africa routine, take over Native Americans land, push them off of it slaughter them, except they were more open about how much they hated the Native Americans, look at Abe Lincoln, he granted rights to everyone except Native Americans. At least in Africa the Europeans tried to act like they didn't hate the African people with "we want to teach them how to be civilized".

[JSMaTT]

this thread sucks

[TheSporkLord]

At 1/16/10 02:13 PM, Warforger wrote:

. At least in Africa the Europeans tried to act like they didn't hate the African people with "we want to teach them how to be civilized".

Because Europeans didn't show any hate at all? The europeans started the fucking slave trade.

[Anozke]

At 1/16/10 02:15 PM, JSMaTT wrote: this thread sucks

Wise words uttered from an '03er. Blessed are we.