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Naughty Bear! 2010-01-15 14:52:56 Reply

This game looks fucking epic, I mean torturing, killing and just plain ruining the lives of Teddy Bears? If you can find something more epic than you can officially have my babies.

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First Impressions from Gamespot.

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It's like Pedobear turned into Physcobear. He starts doing MaTssacres over the fact that two bears laughed at his Birthday present, that's epic shit. The looks like it's full of lulz, you can torture a Teddy until it commits suicide, or scare a bunch of Teddy Bears by throwing a head in front of them, you could just go over and blast everything in-sight with a Shotgun.

Oh and instead of blood when you shoot a bear, stuffing comes out. (Because when did you ever see a Teddy Bear that has blood to people who will complain.)

Imagine how many people will be offended by this game too:

Faux News.
People that are too stupid to be parents, but are parents anyway.
Australia. (The government will probally ban it.)
Religious people.
Over-Sensitive people, who think: "Aww, look a teddy bear. Wait, this is sick why is he killing things?! OMG THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A KID'S GAME?! EVEN THOUGH IT HAS AN M RATING?! OMG KIDS WILL BE INFLUENCED AND START DOING MASSACRES!!!"

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Response to Naughty Bear! 2010-01-15 15:13:33 Reply

Yeah, it looks ok. It could be good for some laughs, but it will be a hit or a miss. A lot of games are funny but suck. I'm looking at you Matt Hazard.

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Response to Naughty Bear! 2010-01-15 16:18:01 Reply

This reminds me so much of Conker's Bad Fur Day.


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Response to Naughty Bear! 2010-01-15 17:28:59 Reply

At 1/15/10 04:18 PM, puddinN64 wrote: This reminds me so much of Conker's Bad Fur Day.

If it's even half as good as Conker's Bad Fur Day, it's a definite buy.


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Response to Naughty Bear! 2010-01-15 17:57:33 Reply

This looks like it could turn out to be similar to Fairytale Fights.

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Response to Naughty Bear! 2010-01-15 20:55:13 Reply

At 1/15/10 05:28 PM, Stretchysumo wrote:
At 1/15/10 04:18 PM, puddinN64 wrote: This reminds me so much of Conker's Bad Fur Day.
If it's even half as good as Conker's Bad Fur Day, it's a definite buy.

I completely agree. That game was Rare's masterpiece.


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Response to Naughty Bear! 2010-01-16 02:24:29 Reply

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Response to Naughty Bear! 2010-01-16 03:55:32 Reply

I does look pretty funny and alright but just remember this is done by the studio behind Wet, so it will probably be mediocre in gameplay.