At 1/16/10 03:33 PM, kjrac wrote:
1. Conan all the way! If we were truly Americans, we would shove the old people off the air and replace them with new people. EG: Amanda Bynes ---> Miranda Cosgrove, Billy Mays ---> Shamwow Vince. The truth is, we're not good at realizing good things most of the time, so, we mess up tradition the best way we know how--horribly. CONAN GOOD! *string cut dance*
2. I would donate to Haiti, but the truth is, I don't have any money. Yes, I am American, but I'm a POOR, unemployed American that doesn't even make anything to really get by on. Considering I didn't have running water until middle school, and hi-speed internets until recently, I can say that the only way I'm living right now is because I'm at home with my parents (because you can't rent a house with no money). Being poor develops your inner jew-- you may not have more money, but you know how to save it.
I will cast Heal level 5 on Haiti. That will be good enough.
3. Also, HWAHWA.
Get off NG and go get a job than you stupid bum.
Since when is replacing the Old with the New, JUST because they're new a good idea? Look at Obama for example, people wanted him JUST because he was something new, and look at all the awesome stuff he has don- Oh wait thats right, he hasn't done anything except fail.
Also, Billy Mays is dead and Shamwow guy got sent to jail for punching a hooker, Amanda Bynes was never famous.
Finally, your call to action "If we were truely Americans" Doesnt apply because your not American. Obviously since your poor, your lazy, since your lazy, your liberal, and since your liberal, your about as American as a Derpa Derpa.
tl;dr ~ gtfo mah internets