1. Conan all the way! If we were truly Americans, we would shove the old people off the air and replace them with new people. EG: Amanda Bynes ---> Miranda Cosgrove, Billy Mays ---> Shamwow Vince. The truth is, we're not good at realizing good things most of the time, so, we mess up tradition the best way we know how--horribly. CONAN GOOD! *string cut dance*
2. I would donate to Haiti, but the truth is, I don't have any money. Yes, I am American, but I'm a POOR, unemployed American that doesn't even make anything to really get by on. Considering I didn't have running water until middle school, and hi-speed internets until recently, I can say that the only way I'm living right now is because I'm at home with my parents (because you can't rent a house with no money). Being poor develops your inner jew-- you may not have more money, but you know how to save it.
I will cast Heal level 5 on Haiti. That will be good enough.
3. Also, HWAHWA.