Imagine for some reason you woke up and you were the last person on the planet. There's really no point to Living so your probably guna cry then do everything you've ever wanted to do. I would but then I'd commit suicide because of the loneliness but I would make my suicide creative.
I would learn how to fly one of those big ass planes. Then I would crash it into this mother fucking building just because no body could stop me.
Basically a 9/11 all over again but I'm the only one who dies.
How would you make your suicide creative?
"Target is going to be flooded with desperate NGers now."LoKoCoCo lol
I am gonna ignore the last person on earth bit and say, if I had to commit suicide in anyway it would be to hunt down the creator of this thread and hand myself with his guts.
Theoretically of course.
At 1/15/10 11:37 AM, axlisbak wrote: overdose on youtube fred
Fix'd.
At 1/15/10 11:41 AM, cr0mfx wrote: cut my dick off with a pearing knife and choke on it with a pipebomb shoved up my ass and a bunch of preschool children around me
you forgot your the only person left so no preschool kids for you.
also why?
"Target is going to be flooded with desperate NGers now."LoKoCoCo lol
Watching PRE-recorded reality shows while listening any Disney's "Artists".
My brain would eventually die and then it would explode.
Music is my passion , not my business.
Creative suicide eh? Ha, could be fun.
I'd probably just gather all of my belongings, put them in a room with me, look at all of them, remember the good times, soak the room in gasoline and burn it and myself.
Yeah, whatever.
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At 1/15/10 11:52 AM, EpicFail wrote: Creative suicide eh? Ha, could be fun.
I'd probably just gather all of my belongings, put them in a room with me, look at all of them, remember the good times, soak the room in gasoline and burn it and myself.
What's with you people and your painful deaths?
I'd want my suicide to be quick damnit
"Target is going to be flooded with desperate NGers now."LoKoCoCo lol
Spend years constructing the perfect sex doll. It looks, feels, and acts like any other female(i'm being sexist aren't I? First I'll have sex with it inside an airplane, then shoot it in the face, then drop it out of the plane window. I'll land the plane then go home, watch the rest of my untouched "LOST" box sets. go outside for a morning shit. then I'll pile 30 cars on top of eachother. get on top. then shoot myself in the head.
Probably blow myself up in a a crowded room. For the lulz.
why are all the suicide threads getting bumped?
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Make a huge bomb and fill it with paint.
When it explodes, the shrapnel will kill me. And I'll be all colorful.
Well, like, you couldn't, like, find it because, like, you're dumb, god
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Why the fuck would I kill myself in that kind of a situation. As far as I'm concerned i would have woken up in the perfect world! I can get enough canned goods to survive, I can hunt and fish and forage on my own and I wouldn't have to deal with everything I hate about society, which far surpasses everything I like about it.
I have no interest in leaving a legacy or a prodigy now, I will never have children. I have nothing to lose. I have no point to live right now, the end of the world doesn't bother me.
Also I could go to the library and read all the books I want. I'm alone and I can read anything in the library, I wont have to wait or be bothered by any of the noise. Finally, it's all mine!!!
No, my glasses! MY GLASSES!!! NO!!! It's... it's not fair. It's not fair! There was TIME now! THERE WAS TIME NOW!!!
I'm an instigator
I would papercut my dick, right on the veins, then watch porn, resulting in a boner that would cause me to bleed to death.
Holy shit this is awesome! I'd get a knife and cut my toes off, then my ankles, then my knees... You get my point. Then I would make sure I can't have babies, and I would cut off my arm, stab my eyes out, scalp myself, and finish with a blow from the dick upward.
We can learn a lesson from Kenji.
At 9/21/10 09:29 PM, Tetros wrote: I wouldn't suicide, since I'd die eventually anyways.
That's the logic that's always kept me from killing myself.
I would sleep on andy dicks bed...
24 hours later its nothing but darkness
I apologize in advance.
At 9/21/10 09:19 PM, TheCupcakeArmy wrote: Probably blow myself up in a a crowded room. For the lulz.
too bad there arent any crowd to get blown up in since youre the last person on earth.
uh and i would propably jump of empire state building while listening to i believe i can fly (whatever its called)
I forgot I even made this thread and I come online tonight to see it's been bumped.
Go figure.
"Target is going to be flooded with desperate NGers now."LoKoCoCo lol
Ultimate suicide.
Wrap noose around neck, hop onto chair, drink poison, inject variety of drugs, slit wrists, grab shotgun, stab self, and hop off chair, and shoot self.
or ...
Use Go-kart to jump Grand Canyon.
At 9/22/10 05:44 AM, Esshole wrote: Ultimate suicide.
Wrap noose around neck, hop onto chair, drink poison, inject variety of drugs, slit wrists, grab shotgun, stab self, and hop off chair, and shoot self.
or ...Use Go-kart to jump Grand Canyon.
i would go with number 2
varies between whether you actually dies from landing or not :)
eating van gough's paintings while slicing your wrists with a piece of the effiel tower on top of the mona lisa.
thats creative :)
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At 9/22/10 05:49 AM, Wyzenhu wrote: eating van gough's paintings while slicing your wrists with a piece of the effiel tower on top of the mona lisa.
thats creative :)
The Mona Lisa isn't a van Gogh (it's from da Vinci).
Anyway, I'd get on top of a high building with a long rope around my neck and glue my hands to my head, so it looks like I pulled my own head off.
At 1/15/10 11:35 AM, The-word-destroyer wrote: Imagine for some reason you woke up and you were the last person on the planet. There's really no point to Living
You sound like a liar to me.
This too will pass.
Memento mori
Jump off building, land on another, spikier building.
i'mma go eat me a big ol' fuckin' bagel
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At 9/22/10 06:20 AM, dread2760 wrote: I wouldn't commit suicide, I would reproduce by impregnating myself.
we would be some lucky fuckers if the last human on earth was a hermaphrodite
bleh...
At 9/22/10 06:17 AM, Wolfos wrote:At 9/22/10 05:49 AM, Wyzenhu wrote: eating van gough's paintings while slicing your wrists with a piece of the effiel tower on top of the mona lisa.The Mona Lisa isn't a van Gogh (it's from da Vinci).
thats creative :)
Anyway, I'd get on top of a high building with a long rope around my neck and glue my hands to my head, so it looks like I pulled my own head off.
What I meant was eating a van gough painting, slicing your wrist with a piece of effiel tower, on TOP of the mona lisa. so standing on top of mona lisa, eating a van gough painting, and slicing your wrist with a piece of effiel tower.
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