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If you play the games you will notice that there are two genders of every pokémon.

I wish I could find a picture of pikachu with a huge dick. That would be pretty funny

A Pikachu can be either male or female, depending on what gender of it you catch, don't you know anything about Pokémon? I believe the one in the television show was a male, because it was always addressed as a 'he'. You also have smaller genitalia then the average human.

Pikachu's Gender?
Human's Gender?
Same thing?

At 1/15/10 05:10 PM, lemonsourkid wrote: Oh yeah? Well my stuffed penicorn clearly has a penis.

It must be done. Buy one now.

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penicorn

Ash's Pikachu in the anime is definitely a dude. Your stuffed Pikachu, however...

Anyways, there ARE female-only and male-only Pokemon species, such as Nidoqueen and Nidoking, or Miltank and Tauros, or Gardevoir and Gallade. I remember reading somewhere that Lopunny and Lucario were originally planned to be opposite gender counterparts, but it got *ahem* screwed in the beta testing and potential consumer interviews. /letstalkbusiness

As my final point, it is the theory of many interwebbers that Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny are themselves female-only Pokemon species, since they all look alike. No idea what type Pokemon they'd be, since they can apparently interbreed with humans but produce offspring which is exactly the same (see the episode which introduces Ampharos). Like a Ditto but on the receiving end.

That concludes my seminar on Pokemon genderology.

At 1/15/10 06:54 PM, Homfrog wrote: since they can apparently interbreed with humans but produce offspring which is exactly the same

Okay, what?

Well it sounds like a girl, and is missing a dick, so I would say a girl/

At 1/15/10 07:51 PM, JKMonkey wrote: Well it sounds like a girl, and is missing a dick, so I would say a girl/

Keep in mind that Pikachu is based on a mouse, and seeing as mice have tiny, near-impossible to see dicks despite the mouse's torso being enlarged the cock was left the same size, thus making it completely off-proportion.

Oh gawd, I really shouldn't have put so much thought into it - and even if I had it should have at least made a slight bit of sense.

At 1/15/10 03:27 PM, Zombified wrote: As funny as that is, can't every Pokemon be both genders?

Well, yeah, but I think we're referring to the Pikachu that is used primarily in the anime. If we aren't, then we are probably talking about the Pikachu that was featured in Pokemon Yellow, which I believe is based on the Pikachu in the anime. I assume that both of them are the same gender. Then of course, there's the manga's Pikachu, but I just like they're all male.

At 1/15/10 03:02 AM, HazeStigma wrote: Come to think of it, is EVERY pokemon female?
I mean you never see in the animation or the game a... Y'know what, nevermind.

Nope. They're all male. I've never seen Pokemon sucking dicks, making sandwiches, or doing my laundry so they can't be female.

Pikachu's voice actor is female so isn't it obvious?

At 1/16/10 12:55 PM, Haloya wrote: Pikachu's voice actor is female so isn't it obvious?

But, for example, Jimmy Neutron and Timmy Turner are voiced by girls, and that doesn't mean that the characters themselves are girls.

the real question here is do pokemon really have a gender

Well thanks a lot! Just cause you said your pikachu has a vagina, I'm gonna see one on every pikachu I see now.

i know one thing.

i'm male.

i think so anyway

At 1/16/10 03:41 PM, C-171 wrote: i know one thing.

i'm male.

i think so anyway

Prove it!

please don't

At 1/15/10 09:32 AM, DisgustingSemla wrote: I still fucking sleep with it hugging it while pressing the paws "Pika pikachu" and then if you leave it alone it will go "Pika piiiiika" or "Pi?" Nearly as scary as fucking lavender town that place was awesome I fucking love the GHOSTs giving me an orgasm of fright and the CHANNELERs in the Pokémon Tower

Hey, i've got an idea.

STFU.

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Somehow this thread turns me on.

At 1/16/10 03:51 PM, jake-thesnake wrote: Somehow this thread turns me on.

Should we discuss this matter in a private location?

who cares? they'll never reveal it, the entire fucking show is just the same damn thing over and over with no changes to the Status Quo ever.

Pikachu can be any gender.

Only some pokemons genders look different, a male and female Pikachu are called the same thing and look probably the same.

At 1/16/10 03:25 PM, Homfrog wrote: But, for example, Jimmy Neutron and Timmy Turner are voiced by girls, and that doesn't mean that the characters themselves are girls.

A better example would be that Ash is voiced by a woman (both in the English and Japanese versions, as a matter of fact). Bart Simpson is also voiced by a woman, in fact, it's no unusual at all for male characters to be voiced by females. I actually did this one YouTube clip featuring the woman who does the (Japanese) voice of Pikachu.

It's a yellow rat that zaps people with static charges, boy or girl it should be stepped on

At 1/14/10 11:21 PM, Poonmonkey1 wrote: No idea

^win +1^

and well deserved lol.