What would you use to kill zombies?

[LuigiKnight]

If you could use one gun and one object (other than a chainsaw) to kill zombies, what would you use?

[Urban-Champion]

i would use my computer and I would blog about it on the internet.

[fuzzum111]

Mah baby

[Kyrbz]

I would use a Dragunov and and endless supply of L4D game discs.

[LuigiKnight]

holy s**t, that's yours?

[Reptyle]

My rugged good looks, swaggering demeanor, and rebellious attitude. And if that doesn't work, a small child.

[fuzzum111]

At 1/12/10 07:41 PM, LuigiKnight wrote: holy s**t, that's yours?

Yea man, it's not like hard to get your hands on either :D Want another piccie of me with it?

[Gerbil]

Lol! I dream about zombie killing all day! Put some gorrilaz music on. grab some knifes, a curtain pole, and my hunting rifle.

[Atgod88]

Pizza wheel mother fucker.

This picture was saved to my computer prior to this..

[Straight-Edge]

My penis is perfect for penetrating zombie skulls. It also functions as a projectile weapon; it's been known to kill a buffalo at 100 yards.

[fuzzum111]

Doesn't look like much (when compared to my bastard sword) couldn't get a good camera angle, and was to lazy to get a really good pic.

[OwnzAlot]

I would use chemical warfare mother fuckers!
Shoot up myself with some speed then get a baseball bat!

[TRlCKY]

At 1/12/10 07:53 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: My penis is perfect for penetrating zombie skulls. It also functions as a projectile weapon; it's been known to kill a buffalo at 100 yards.

So when you cum inside a girl, it goes up through her body and out the top of her head?

BOOM! HEADSHOT

[Ranchero]

At 1/12/10 07:44 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 1/12/10 07:40 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: Mah baby

I bet that's useful.

It is a well established fact that getting as close to a zombie as possible gives you the best chance of survival. Also if there is anyway you can spill zombie blood into any open wounds, eyes, or mouth you pretty much have a %100 chance of not becoming a zombie.

[HeavyMetalMadman]

A fucking 6 string base.

[fuzzum111]

But guns run out of ammo, and something as simple as clothes, a decent face covering, and common sense means that melee can be extremely effective, and we won't know how the virus is transmitted. until it really happens that is.

[Samurai]

.22LR Rimshot Rifle with dicktons of ammo and a scope.

And a big cleavin' axe. For cleavin'.

[SimpleStuff]

My yo-yo, and a potato gun.

[Tony-DarkGrave]

SNIPER CROWBAR AND ROCKET PROPPELLED CHAINSAW!!

[Ranchero]

At 1/12/10 07:59 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: But guns run out of ammo, and something as simple as clothes, a decent face covering, and common sense means that melee can be extremely effective, and we won't know how the virus is transmitted. until it really happens that is.

lol, okay have fun becoming zombie food. That fact of the matter is I am going to raid a few gun shops and fill up my armored RV with tons of ammunition that will last ages, also the RV will run off of solar power, also food won't be an issue, also the zombies will be the slow type like in the old movies so on second thought screw the RV I'm going rogue, also wanna team up? If Left 4 Dead has taught me anything it's that teamwork is key.

[1Tyla1]

Bad jokes.

[THESNOOPESGUY]

A stick and a bag of Coal

[fuzzum111]

Well, I suppose there are some good points, but I'm being practical All I need is a backpack full of water, and food. A few friends. A car of some kind. I don' need to fight millions of other people and zombies to raid gun stores that everyone is going out to raid.

The biggest problem is everyone assumes no one else will raid gun stores or shit like that so -everyone- goes there and then a ton of people become zombies for that very reason. All I need to do is get to a predesignated 'safe-spot' with my buddies and hole on up. We don't need to raid anything. We have our weapons.

[RockMessiah123]

LEGO hats.....BITCHEZ

[Loki]

My level icon.

[Atgod88]

My dick.

[Drake]

At 1/12/10 08:37 PM, FBIpolux wrote: My level icon.

His level icon.

[RazorWingZero]

A hammer.

[Thewests]

The power of Christ baby.

[Ranchero]

At 1/12/10 08:32 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: Well, I suppose there are some good points, but I'm being practical All I need is a backpack full of water, and food. A few friends. A car of some kind. I don' need to fight millions of other people and zombies to raid gun stores that everyone is going out to raid.

The biggest problem is everyone assumes no one else will raid gun stores or shit like that so -everyone- goes there and then a ton of people become zombies for that very reason. All I need to do is get to a predesignated 'safe-spot' with my buddies and hole on up. We don't need to raid anything. We have our weapons.

The biggest problem is everyone assumes no one else will be on the road or shit like that -so everyone- goes on the road with their vehicle and gets stuck in traffic and then a ton of people become zombies for that very reason. That's why I decided to ditch my solar powered armoured RV early on. Plus I built up my arms supply for a long time so it turns out I didn't need to raid the gun store after all. Lucky for me I am an avid outdoorsmen so I am just going to grab my solar powered wheel barrow full of ammunition and guns and head deep into the bush. The bonus is that it's a lot easier to hunt deer with guns, preferably using my chain-gun since I love the taste of lead.

I might take a few women hostage so that I can start my own colony in the deep forests of norther British Columbia, I guess I'll need a few other guys too so the 2nd generation isn't forced to practice insest. Yup, things are going to be a lot different when Casa-Ranchero gets up and running. I think I may also bring a giant pontoon floaty thingy so I can just chill in the middle of the lake during the night because camping out in the bush will be super creepy during the days of zombie. The offer is still open for you and your friends to join, I'll need help carrying the pontoon.