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At 1/12/10 12:32 PM, CashClock wrote: How do you know it isn't cooking something up? From what I hear, Karma works VERY slowly. You could massacre a whole bunch of innocent kids, then about 30 years later, you could be on a bus one day, and someone crazy physco pulls out an AK-47 and massacres everyone in the bus, including you. But you also die incredibly slowly as it hits you in a Lethal, but slow to take effect area.
Even a basic Wiki search will tell you that that's not at all how Karma works. Thats how idiot Westerners perceive it because they can't be bothered with any religious philosophy that doesn't include a zombie Jew being nailed to a stick.
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At 1/12/10 12:56 PM, Dilapsor wrote:
Even a basic Wiki search will tell you that that's not at all how Karma works. Thats how idiot Westerners perceive it because they can't be bothered with any religious philosophy that doesn't include a zombie Jew being nailed to a stick.
Haha, win.
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karma has done nothing for me but i still believe in it, ... it is not the fact that it has not done anythign for me, and that is exactly the point, it has not done anything bad against me either, but i have seen its work in action..
back in grade 12 i was walking along side this fat chick... (no offense) and she was a asshole to everyone... EVERYONE teachers, students, and even a few swirls that were keeping her up the night before... (this was all on a week long camping trip to bc...) and along the path she slips and screws up her ankle. the moment before i was thinking bad and evil thoughts about her, and the next moment that happens, i mutter thanks karma, and keep walking, well a few do gooders in the class decide to make a stretcher for her, out of logs and stuff, and wrap them in hoodies of the class, of who donated them... and guess what, she refuses it... a moment later a different person sits down on it and it snaps in two. and i see this and i again say thanks carma, as it turns out her ankle was broken, and she was in quite a lot of pain after having to walk about.... must have been 1.2 or ...so ... km... probably.. when we got back tot he camp site the place had been fucked up ... and i mean really fucked up... some pranksters that the school did'nt know or want to know came in with silly string and sprayed it all over our back packs that we were storing in a comunity shed, and to all of our surprise they had gone about that done the same to a few camp sites with all of our stuff in them as well, (now i am not bullshiting you any of the) but the camp site that got the worst of it was the camp site that this fat chick was staying in, the pranksters had dumped water in the GIRLS tent, (that was the final straw for me to believe in karma) and tipped the guyes tent upside down and made off with their ground sheet that the school had given them... she was taken to a hospital and treated and made a full recovery, but she did miss a few more days of school so i didn't have to see or talk to her...
now all of that is not one word of a lie, those pranksters i believe were caught and they payed for the stuff they took and apologized for the stuff they did, but not before they got onto the bus that we rode in on and scattered the inside with porn mags, silly string, and beer cans.. (that must have been quite the night) and everything went back to normal.
that is why i believe in carma
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At 1/12/10 11:44 AM, shabbo wrote:At 1/12/10 11:40 AM, 4urentertainment wrote: Point is, if you're a prick to everyone, there's a big chance they won't treat you very nicely next time.So?
Me and a few friends were thinking of renting a spot and opening a video game store. We got a 20,000$ loan from a bank and one of the things we told ourselves was "Don't let Jonathan know about this, he's a prick."
Right now we're still 20,000$ in dept, but we just got the loan last week, I imagine that when we start making profit and tell Jonathan about it he will be quite pissed that we didn't invite him on the action.
Our friends that weren't pricks on the other hand, got some decent paying jobs to pay for college.
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I keep thinking that reincarnation looked like a great option to those people who killed themselves from depression after watching Avatar...
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At 1/12/10 02:53 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: I keep thinking that reincarnation looked like a great option to those people who killed themselves from depression after watching Avatar...
If they killed themselves because of a fucking movie, they don't deserve to be reincarnated. We don't need retards like that on earth.
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At 1/12/10 11:44 AM, Obvious-M wrote: I was taught that karma works after you die, say you've been a prick all your live long life, then you come back as a plant or some shit, but say you're a good motherfucker all live long day, then you come back as an eagle or a dragon or some shit.
I suppose "My name is Earl" had a different approach to karma.
I really wouldn't mind being a tree. They live a long time and it's pretty chill.
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At 1/12/10 01:51 PM, shabbo wrote:At 1/12/10 01:41 PM, The-Eagle wrote:Our friends that weren't pricks on the other hand, got some decent paying jobs to pay for college.Again, so?
Seriously? Do you want to get raped while being homeless?
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At 1/12/10 02:55 PM, shabbo wrote:At 1/12/10 02:53 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: I keep thinking that reincarnation looked like a great option to those people who killed themselves from depression after watching Avatar...If they killed themselves because of a fucking movie, they don't deserve to be reincarnated. We don't need retards like that on earth.
Can plants be retarded? They don't do anything in the first place except convert light, water and carbon dioxide to sugar. I guess a retarded plant would do it wrong, but how? They don't exactly have a brain. And how exactly would they be a good or bad plant?
"Karma" is just another words for "poetic justice" in today's world. So yes, I believe in poetic justice. But it would be pretty sw00t to become a dragon or something. Also I read on a Hindu forum that you can be reincarnated into a different time period, it's not strictly "your soul when you die goes into a baby born that second".
For a good musical reference, listen to They Might Be Giants' song Reprehensible.
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At 1/12/10 02:55 PM, shabbo wrote:At 1/12/10 02:53 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: I keep thinking that reincarnation looked like a great option to those people who killed themselves from depression after watching Avatar...If they killed themselves because of a fucking movie, they don't deserve to be reincarnated. We don't need retards like that on earth.
Well to be fair, if they were reincarnated. They would probably want to come back on some alien world in another galaxy. :3
And personally, I'd want them to reincarnate on some different world if that makes them happy, they must of lead crappy lives if they were willing to suicide over a movie. Or they were immensely spoiled, either way they're dead now and I'd at least want them to find peace.
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Hell yes!!!
1. Karma Chameleon made me dance.
2. Karma Sutra made me fuck better.
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