no...IM going to hell

[VikingTrollHammer88]

old people, little kids, and retarded people...funny when they fall down

i watched a little girl at the mall while i was drinking my coffee and she was running as fast as she could and sure enough *trip* and she slid like 2-3 ft....i spit my coffee out and when people looked at me i was like "oh man is she ok?" *fighting back a laugh*

then at high school this retarded dude went and humped a pole in the library...now come..on...you wouldnt laugh at that?

[TheSanityAssassin]

When little kids fall and don't get hurt it is pretty funny. lol

[VikingTrollHammer88]

At 1/10/10 01:07 AM, TheSanityAssassin wrote: When little kids fall and don't get hurt it is pretty funny. lol

yeah she was ok...ive never seen an old person fall down but damn they sure like to rip ass alot...and that makes me laugh so fuckin hard

[ChampionAnwar]

You can't go to hell for that, that's poopy talk. . Come on now. :(

[SpaceWhale]

Unless the girl was bawling her eyes out when she fell, it's okay.

[VikingTrollHammer88]

At 1/10/10 01:11 AM, Space-Whale wrote: Unless the girl was bawling her eyes out when she fell, it's okay.

well being a normal little girl she started tearing up but nothing to create a scene

[Logo]

Whenever I see a little kid running around like a retard at full speed, I want SO badly to trip him and watch his face smack into the ground.

They need to learn someday that life sucks, right?

[AnonymousAlchemist]

That stuff isn't funny...That's immature humor. I stopped laughing at that stuff years ago. Now I laugh at people getting into a car wreck.

Meh, the funniness of that is wearing off...

[Heretic-Anchorite]

Are you laughing with them, or are you laughing at him? if it's the later choice, then you're just a jerk.

[10OfSpades]

Same here, just that, not old people.

Mess with old people and get fucked up by me, bitch.

[hongkongexpress]

Once my pops dropped me off after school, and he pulled up infront of the bus cutting him off. The bus driver slammed on the breaks, and this big rolly polly funny fat guy fell out of the seat, and said ahhh sounds. That was pretty funny, especially since it was my dad who caused the injury.

[VikingTrollHammer88]

At 1/10/10 04:55 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: Once my pops dropped me off after school, and he pulled up infront of the bus cutting him off. The bus driver slammed on the breaks, and this big rolly polly funny fat guy fell out of the seat, and said ahhh sounds. That was pretty funny, especially since it was my dad who caused the injury.

hahaha i would not have been breathing

[hongkongexpress]

Even funnier. There was this tom boy ginger girl in my class. (Like Peppermint Patty). She gave me shit, so I have no qualms and bleeding heart whatso ever.

Typical 6th grade summer camping trip, teaching those touchey feely "Trust games". You know that one where you're suppose to fall backwards and be caught by your friends (as on "Mean Girls" by: Lohan). This girl, had trust issues and wouldn't fall backwards, she stood there petrified. (not so tough are you now honey, picking on the quite little studious gook aka me, what did your fucking daddy rape you is that why you have trust issues? I did it. No problem).

Anyhow, eventually we got bored and disbanded our little "Crowd surfing" catch crowd, by instruction of the counsilor as well. THEN she falls back (it was a platform you fell backwards)......
She deserved it ALL! Nothing too permenant, nothing broken. She did grunt out in pain and fustration when the counsilor asked to see her arm to see if anything is broken. But I'm sure her mind had some irreparable scars for a significant amount of years.

[hongkongexpress]

There was this stupid bitch, who I caused great anguish to. She went on the "Europe Trip", and while in France (it was a 7 country voyage. and I must say, lots and lots of technological wonders, especially Germany and this was in the early 90s). This junky from what I heard from the group, tried to make off with her purse. So I press the advantage, and say to her "Hey, Candy (that was her actual name) I have a Knife! I want your purse" to tease her and disappreciate the fear and terror she felt. (Like she could have been raped, by some junkie, that would be awesome if that happened). Anyways Candy responded by crying!

Yessss!

[VikingTrollHammer88]

haha when i was in the army there was this guy we permanently named "shitbag" and lets just say he got scared alot when we were in training and one day i dropped my barret on the ground and it got dirty and he said "thats just like you always dropping your cap" and i took my bottle of water and splashed it on his crotch and was like "yup just like you always pissin your pants"

[AHintofMoonlight]

I almost did that once.

One of my younger sisters was running and jumped over a rusty gas pipe. She gashed her knee open and had to be rushed to the hospital. This was a HUUUUGE gash. At first I nearly giggled because it was so ridiculous, and like a 1 1/2 foot high pipe, but when I saw the wound it got serious.

[HollowedPumkinz]

At 1/10/10 05:14 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: There was this stupid bitch, who I caused great anguish to....Anyways Candy responded by crying!

Yessss!

You sound like the biggest fucking asshole and a terrible person.

[Gagsy]

Dear 'Troll':

Improve or get the fuck off.

[VikingTrollHammer88]

At 1/10/10 05:38 AM, Gagsy wrote: Dear 'Troll':

Improve or get the fuck off.

yes massa

[Munzy]

I love watching small children fall at the ice rink. Mainly because I am terrible at ice skating and their failure makes me very happy

[swaenK]

you're not alone don't worry. Technically you in no way caused this terrible accident, so that's why it's funny. For example: some guy committed suicide on TV by running his large hauling truck off the road. It burst into flames and it was caught on camera. I laughed my ass off! Life's brutal, so laughing at this kind of stuff is almost normal.

[hongkongexpress]

At 1/10/10 05:35 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:

You sound like the biggest fucking asshole and a terrible person.

>>> Why do you say that? I'm a nice guy. Everyone loves me.

[HollowedPumkinz]

At 1/10/10 05:59 AM, hongkongexpress wrote:

At 1/10/10 05:35 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:

You sound like the biggest fucking asshole and a terrible person.

>>> Why do you say that? I'm a nice guy. Everyone loves me.

You fucked with a GIRL'S head when she just got through something traumatic. Girl's don't tend to be emotionally strong. I'm sure she was scared shitless after that. And then you go around and take advantage or her. Right there. To the point where she cried. Are you still feeling like a nice guy? The guy who fucked with a girls mind regardless of how bitchy she was. Talk about no class. No manners. Your just fucking horrible. Do not tell me you aren't some piece of work after what you pulled. What the fuck's your definition of fun? Walking into a battered woman's shelter with a bat pretending to be drunk? I could just go on forever about how wrong that is. And then you come back and gloat about it on the internet like you deserve a fucking medal. How fucking sad. Really.

[iateamexican]

I remember this video where a guy in a wheelchair tries to go down an escalator.
He gets on to it, then just starts rolling over and over.
He ends up at the bottom on his face.
I laughed.

[hongkongexpress]

I could just go on forever about how wrong that is. And then you come back and gloat about it on the internet like you deserve a fucking medal. How fucking sad. Really.

>>> But I DO... I do have a medal! And you don't seem to understand the law of Karma, little man.

Don't start shit. You don't get shit.... It was me they fucked with first, because as you said I was a vulnerable quite guy or however you put it. ( I really don't know, your incoherent rambling made as much sense as a Bush speech). Neverless, I have on many occasions let bygones be bygones, and let live and let live for most of the short relationship I had with these two women in particular. I paid no mind to them. However, they were relentless ( I forgot to mention the depths of their whorish depravity and how low they'd sink to to try and elicit some response out of me). I paid them no matter for years. However, I did self medicate with copious amounts of comfort foods. Others as her, kept on trying to penetrate my sanctuary of my mind.

Now in retrospect, I do agree I was very much a dirty dick to them ( however THIS is a topic dedicated to deprived and whorish things that warrent citizenship in Hell (titled I'm going to hell if you can't read little boy), i merely posted of why I deserve citizenship in this community.

I should however, have let these two young women continue to rape my soul, as I agree these were the last times I saw them in the flesh ( for "Peppermint Patty" it was a grade 6 field trip, for Candy it was a grad trip). However Have I mentioned that they were relentless in making my life a miserable, as Mr Borat puts it "Shit time"?

And, I just merely reminded them of the KARMA that they have reaped. For Patty it would come in the form of trauma to her "trust" instincts, for Candy it would come in physical trauma. They reaped shit seeds, They shall get shit weeds- Jim Layhe Trailer Park Boys.

I am not a magician, or am I creationist diety. I cannot make Gold out of Shit, (Gold out of Lead maybe with a Nuclear Centerfuge), but not Shit. These women have thrown shit at me, have targeted me unwarrently as I have ignored them for years. Now, they have simply reaped what the sow.

Have a good night my little boy.

[Dapper]

Okay, firstly; the title makes no fucking sense.

At 1/10/10 01:05 AM, VikingTrollHammer88 wrote: old people, little kids, and retarded people...funny when they fall down

Yeah! Seeing an old person or disabled person tripping and getting really hurt is so funny!

i watched a little girl at the mall while i was drinking my coffee and she was running as fast as she could and sure enough *trip* and she slid like 2-3 ft....i spit my coffee out and when people looked at me i was like "oh man is she ok?" *fighting back a laugh*

Spitting out your coffee?

then at high school this retarded dude went and humped a pole in the library...now come..on...you wouldnt laugh at that?

So... wait - you've mentioned two different topics in one topic? Can you please lurk before you post? kthx

[HazeStigma]

Its funny when you can WITH them and not AT them.
If they're hurt then they need help and concern, not some prick laughing at them

[Mechabloby]

At 1/10/10 01:05 AM, VikingTrollHammer88 wrote: old people, little kids, and retarded people...funny when they fall down

Wow, somebody is easily amused.

[Keith]

Watching your friends do stupid shit or falling is funny.

[gingermagicman]

People falling over, though tasteless, is usually funny.

SEE YOU IN HELL