My life = Twilight

[Jon]

No, this isn't about me falling in love with some 104 year old pedophile in denial.

This is about this website. a spin on the FML, MLIA, TFLN craze that is ever going.

I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit next to me. Best date ever. MLIT

So, uhh..

[Boxxy]

Gonna kill that Edward guy, be right back.

[tarahloveshentai]

Seriously, how did this movie cause a cult uprising?

[HomicidialFrog]

This is why Women shouldn't have rights...Look what happens, one of them makes a shitty book and then tons of them start orgasming in their pants everytime they read it and watch the movie.

[142201]

That link just obliterated what little was left of my faith in humanity. Thanks a lot.

[Weenog]

Stop with the fucking twilight already, ive have seen three of these threads in the past two days already.

[HeroDan]

Whats twilight? The user?

[iateamexican]

I think we're all forgetting the two most important things about fads.
The first is a basic, Anti-Fad 101 rule; Ignore fads you dont like, and they will go away.
The second only applies to this situation or situations similar to this, and that is that the opinions and beliefs of 14 year old girls do not matter, thus reinforcing rule 1.

[Zacchaeus]

@ iateamexican wrote:

Sadly, we can all see that those rules are definitely not true

[Boxxy]

At 1/9/10 01:11 PM, Zacchaeus wrote: @ iateamexican wrote:

Sadly, we can all see that those rules are definitely not true

There's a quote option you know.

[iateamexican]

At 1/9/10 01:11 PM, Zacchaeus wrote: @ iateamexican wrote:

Sadly, we can all see that those rules are definitely not true

@Zacchaeus
..

What about Pokemon?
That went away because people eventually realised that, after Yu-Gi-Oh and that other shit, that card games suck ass.
Eventually, people will realise that vampires and troubled teenage girls suck ass, and it will fade, but only if we stop paying attention to them.

[OwnzAlot]

I wish I could go to school for one day without a ugly wannabe whore having a fucking organism over some god damn gay vampires.

[Saverinator]

Twilight....well....It is gay....all the women at school were all hyped up to see the last one that came out, just because it had some actor who they obsess about. I'm starting to wonder what the world is coming to...women being turned on by vampires, before we know it we'll be turned on by transvestites.

[zen64]

This is either a well-thought out joke or the life of the most delusional person ever, either way it's fucking hilarious!

[Excursius]

At 1/9/10 12:55 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote: Seriously, how did this movie cause a cult uprising?

because apparently humans and vampires is like cross breeding, so I guess it's Taboo, so it naturally intrigues people. then they just go around biting shit and sparkling.

[fuzzum111]

Sadly, if twilight did not have such a shitty vampire werewolf plot, and in the books ...(about 400 pages in my buddy could still not figure out what the main character looked like, but edward was described in mind-melting detail)

The bitch is just a hollow shell for fangirls/boys to slap on so they relate to every happenstance in the book. This is why the auther needs to die, she has created, in essence a perfect shell for fuckwads (the majority of society ) to put on and act even more retarded and pretend there is no backlash.

I'm going to kill her if I see her, I really really will. I will decimate her with my bare hands, same goes for that fucker who played edward in twilight.

[Jon]

At 1/9/10 12:47 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: Without twilight the same fucking idiots would orgasm over something else.

Oh yeah, Harry Potter? lol

[Boxxy]

At 1/9/10 02:32 PM, wreckages wrote:

At 1/9/10 12:47 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: Without twilight the same fucking idiots would orgasm over something else.

Oh yeah, Harry Potter? lol

Harry Potter is okay since girls don't go crazy over Harry, right?

[MissSkylark]

I'm so glad that there are a whole group of girls that just can't wait to have an abusive boyfriend to hurt them and cause them emotional damage. :)

I fucking love my gender... -_____-

[TheSporkLord]

At 1/9/10 02:33 PM, Alex12345269 wrote:

At 1/9/10 02:32 PM, wreckages wrote:

At 1/9/10 12:47 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: Without twilight the same fucking idiots would orgasm over something else.

Oh yeah, Harry Potter? lol

Harry Potter is okay since girls don't go crazy over Harry, right?

Well actually robert pattinson played cedric in one of the movies, but of course none of the girls noticed. But when He stars in a poorly written love story they all go crazy.

I also agree with cash clock partially. I think some women really just should not have certain rights. Some, not all.

not a bigot.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

I would like to go kill somebody now. brb

[Jon]

At 1/9/10 02:46 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I would like to go kill somebody now. brb

Stop right there.

[Jon]

At 1/9/10 02:58 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: So that's what makes New Moon over 2 hours long! The staring!

Don't get him angry, he'll sparkle

[SpaceWhale]

Oh boy, another Twilight fansite. We definitely need one of those.

/sarcasm

[RockStarNerd]

Edward Cullen is a fictional character and he will never love you

[Jon]

At 1/9/10 03:43 PM, RockStarNerd wrote: Edward Cullen is a fictional character and he will never love you

This kiss begs to differ.

[Weenog]

eat shit and die

[Jon]

At 1/9/10 03:58 PM, Weenog wrote: eat shit and die

dude, the FUCK?!

[Jon]

At 1/9/10 04:00 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: To think that that werewolf will do nothing makes me a saaaaaad panda.

shapeshifter, i'm a SHAPESHIFTER

[Zeppelyn]

At 1/9/10 12:55 PM, CashClock wrote: This is why Women shouldn't have rights...Look what happens, one of them makes a shitty book and then tons of them start orgasming in their pants everytime they read it and watch the movie.

Excuse me, I am a woman who would never fall into a fad such as Twilight. Ever.